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https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/668861

So I finally realized something about altmer women today, that I never could quite put my finger on

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And then it hit me:

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Edited by Holycannoli on February 25, 2019 1:31AM
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    BigBragg wrote: »
    Huh?

    its from gordon remsays show. ahhh i think it was amys baking company wasnt it. god that was so ridiculous. i mean RIDICULOUS. she and her husband are a nightmare

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uPOGxUtZvk
    Edited by Noctus on February 25, 2019 1:36AM
  • Fur_like_snow
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    A slight underbite?
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    Love that episode :D:D:D
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  • Holycannoli
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    A slight underbite?

    Altmer women can look disturbingly like this psycho. There was one in Vvardenfell (I didn't get screenshot) who was her twin and that's when it hit me.

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    Edited by Holycannoli on February 25, 2019 5:26PM
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    A slight underbite?

    Altmer women can look disturbingly like this psycho. There was one in Vvardenfell (I didn't get screenshot) who was her twin and that's when it hit me.

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    They have a sharper and more refined face then ugly bretons
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    Tasear wrote: »
    They have a sharper and more refined face then ugly bretons

    But there was always something a little unsettling about them to me, depending on how a player created them. Was never able to zero in on why until the other day.
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    Oh my GOD. You're right. I'm caught between wanting to scream and wanting to laugh.
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    Tasear wrote: »
    A slight underbite?

    Altmer women can look disturbingly like this psycho. There was one in Vvardenfell (I didn't get screenshot) who was her twin and that's when it hit me.

    Q7OLwEp.jpg

    They have a sharper and more refined face then ugly bretons

    I'd rather not have not have jaundice and look famished at the same time, thank you very much.
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    Meow! Meow! Meow!
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    Well, now we know why they nerfed the altmer.
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    Here's a screenshot I took a few minutes ago, and I've seen even more striking resemblances.

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    Edited by Holycannoli on February 25, 2019 6:27PM
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    Noctus wrote: »
    BigBragg wrote: »
    Huh?

    its from gordon remsays show. ahhh i think it was amys baking company wasnt it. god that was so ridiculous. i mean RIDICULOUS. she and her husband are a nightmare

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uPOGxUtZvk


    Crazy Amys bakery
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    I say it's the eyes.
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    Edited by Ratzkifal on February 25, 2019 6:48PM
    This Bosmer was tortured to death. There is nothing left to be done.
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    A slight underbite?

    Altmer women can look disturbingly like this psycho. There was one in Vvardenfell (I didn't get screenshot) who was her twin and that's when it hit me.

    Q7OLwEp.jpg

    Why is she still a altmer over breton? B)
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