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[Sarcasm] Bosmer Roll Dodge DPS build for Wrathstone

  • Sarousse
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    Thanks for the good laugh :D
  • HappyLittleTree
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    When the "Sarcasmn" build has higher dps numbers then people in a guild I'm in. :D
    Thuu chakkuth lod Hajhiit c’oo? Hajhiit gortsuquth gorihuth thuu gooluthduj thdeitoluu!

    XBox-EU
  • GrumpyDuckling
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    I still can't get over that filthy 5 meter total stealth detection when combining the Hunter's Eye passive with the Way of the Air set. Just... wow, it's like ZOS didn't even think about how OP that combo would be.

    You forgot the sarc tag. Somewhere there's a guy in the ZOS cubicle farm saying, "see? people LOVE this change."

    If he's still observing, then nope, not sarcasm. This is so OP that ZOS should probably change it to something else... ;)
  • silvereyes
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    This was pure genius. Thanks for making one good thing out of the hunters eye situation. :p
  • codestripper
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    Vapirko wrote: »
    Nox_Noir wrote: »
    Had to mark this as sarcasm as for some reason some ppl thought its serious and the last thing I want is some ZOS employee to actually see it but take it as confirmation that this silly change was actually good instead of understanding the criticism. Not sure at which point between my sarcastic tone of voice, the silly spongebob music, absolute ridiculousness of content, and lousy parse, it would be possible to take this video serious, but somehow people still do, sorry about that.

    I watched it without sound, might be too late for ZOS.

    oh crap you forgot to add stupid "BANG" and "ZOOM" graphics into the video!
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRk8bIgxrlxrxRGLifWiblLXiGL63VWpoI7QzgFz4FATChNgr4BZw

    Since everyone seems to be doing this,
    DPS Builds:
    - Magicka Sorcerer (Pet) [Flawless Conqueror @ 565CP] - 582k
    - Magicka Nightblade [Flawless Conqueror @ 780CP] - 575k
    - Stamina Sorcerer [Flawless Conqueror @ 420CP] - 560k
    - Magicka Classless [Flawless Conqueror @ 810CP] - 540k
    - Magicka Templar [Stormproof] - 550k
    - Magicka Warden [Stormproof] - 510k
    - Stamina Templar [In Development]
    - Stamina DK [In Development]
    - Stamina NB [Under 50]
  • MartiniDaniels
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    Extra low uptime penetration and stealth detection, probably most useless things for PVE in all ESO. But i'm tired to complain really.. for pvp it's okay with 6 sec duration and synergy with bow. I don't know add prisoner's set here and "catch me if you can" fun build is ready.
    Probably it's for what bosmers are created - to have fun :D
  • Vapirko
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    Vapirko wrote: »
    Nox_Noir wrote: »
    Had to mark this as sarcasm as for some reason some ppl thought its serious and the last thing I want is some ZOS employee to actually see it but take it as confirmation that this silly change was actually good instead of understanding the criticism. Not sure at which point between my sarcastic tone of voice, the silly spongebob music, absolute ridiculousness of content, and lousy parse, it would be possible to take this video serious, but somehow people still do, sorry about that.

    I watched it without sound, might be too late for ZOS.

    oh crap you forgot to add stupid "BANG" and "ZOOM" graphics into the video!
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRk8bIgxrlxrxRGLifWiblLXiGL63VWpoI7QzgFz4FATChNgr4BZw

    Maybe that would raise the DPS.
  • ScruffyWhiskers
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    This may be sarcasm but they should still nerf this from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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