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Which race has the most dashing chest hair?

Neoicelord
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Which race has the most dashing chest hair? 61 votes

Argonian
6%
AvraelSydneyGreyrei91Foxhearted 4 votes
Breton
6%
theskymovesssewallb14_ESOTechnoDreamVisionJJBoomer 4 votes
Dark Elf
1%
GiantFruitFly 1 vote
High Elf
1%
Earrindo 1 vote
Wood Eld
3%
Neoicelordtrowlk 2 votes
Khajiit
34%
aubrey.baconb16_ESOAlienSlofSkayaqzariaGhanima_AtreidesTheBonesXXXEdziuUrQuanBouldercleaveListerJMCRavenaTrinityBreakerHallothielCloudlessVildebillXDark_One13ParaNostramNyladreasGeneral_Zeranthdovakiin5574 21 votes
Redguard
6%
SheezabeastMyythNumerikuuAckadian 4 votes
Orc
18%
FaulgorxMovingTargetStreegaLord_EomerDocFrost72NateS4HjorrMundGandrGaunterODimp00txRaammzzaaSeebs 11 votes
Argonians BUT only if they are maids
3%
Stratlocskrvbb10rd 2 votes
Mudcrabs
18%
ElsterchenSotha_Silxxthir13enxxVevvevmxxoYamiKurukuDottzgamingCuteKirbyjoseayalaccolossalvoidscodestripper 11 votes
  • Neoicelord
    Neoicelord
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    Wood Eld
    yes, Wood Eld is an amazing race i invented
  • Ash_In_My_Sujamma
    Ash_In_My_Sujamma
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    Where is the imperial?
  • VaranisArano
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    Nords. Gotta keep warm somehow!
  • Cadbury
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    Mudkips


    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • Neoicelord
    Neoicelord
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    Wood Eld
    i fail to see what the difference is between Nords, Redguards and Imperials. They are all HUMANS! So after Breton and Redguard....there was no room for Nord. Had to draw the line somewhere and i was not leaving the Mudcrab off the list!
    Edited by Neoicelord on January 23, 2019 2:53PM
  • Ash_In_My_Sujamma
    Ash_In_My_Sujamma
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    Imperials
  • joseayalac
    joseayalac
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    Mudcrabs
    I don't know why Nord is not an option xD but Nord
  • Aluneth
    Aluneth
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    You already knew who would win, so you removed them from the competition.

    Winner: Imperial.
  • Uviryth
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    Dont Drink and Post!
  • Neoicelord
    Neoicelord
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    Wood Eld
    Uviryth wrote: »
    Dont Drink and Post!

    Hey, they could add in a new race called the "Wood Elds"! Just you wait.
  • mairwen85
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    I want statistical data and properly sourced image and video before I make my non-biased decision.
    Is all that we see or seem
    but a dream within a dream?

    ~ Edgar Allan Poe
  • DocFrost72
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    Orc
    T H I C C

    O R C

    C H E S T

    H A I R.
    "Should I do it? No. Will I do it? Of ***ing course I will."
    "Offense is taken, not given."
    Koht of Kevira: "Imperial" Sorcerer
    Hailie the Returned: "Bosmer" Necromancer
    Glacius Cromeum: Imperial Templar
    Nivek the Shadow: "Imperial" Nightblade
    Syldraaendril Nightwood: Bosmer Warden
    Hailie Silverthorn: "Bosmer" Dragonknight
    Hailie Silverthorn: "Bosmer" Templar
    Hailie Silverthorn: "Bosmer" Nightblade
    Titus Morric Silverthorn: Imperial Dragonknight
    Kartendor: Altmer Sorcerer
    Sephy-Lemme-Smash: Argonian Warden
    Aeris Silverthorn: Breton Templar
    Araenandriah Lyrovehkem: Bosmer Nightblade
    Danron Lyrovehkem: Imperial Sorcerer
    Kevin Silverthorn: "Bosmer" Templar
    Vehk Silverthorn: "Imperial" Necromancer Tank in training
  • Tan9oSuccka
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    How is Nord not on this list?

    For shame!!
    Of course I like steak. I'm a Nord, aren't I?
    -Berj Stoneheart
  • xxthir13enxx
    xxthir13enxx
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    Mudcrabs
    I thought Argonian Maids were the Nords!? No?
  • Hiddle
    Hiddle
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    Nords, obviously. Why they aren't in the pool?
    Dashing hairy chests belong to the nords!!!
    Edited by Hiddle on January 23, 2019 3:26PM
  • Sheezabeast
    Sheezabeast
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    Redguard
    Chest hair <3

    d2b9b588baac60_full.jpg

    latest?cb=20171227073412
    Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!
  • DocFrost72
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    Orc
    Hiddle wrote: »
    Nords, obviously. Why they aren't in the pool?
    Dashing hairy chests belong to the nords!!!

    Ever wonder why the Nords keep orcs around? It's so they can get tips from now and then.
    "Should I do it? No. Will I do it? Of ***ing course I will."
    "Offense is taken, not given."
    Koht of Kevira: "Imperial" Sorcerer
    Hailie the Returned: "Bosmer" Necromancer
    Glacius Cromeum: Imperial Templar
    Nivek the Shadow: "Imperial" Nightblade
    Syldraaendril Nightwood: Bosmer Warden
    Hailie Silverthorn: "Bosmer" Dragonknight
    Hailie Silverthorn: "Bosmer" Templar
    Hailie Silverthorn: "Bosmer" Nightblade
    Titus Morric Silverthorn: Imperial Dragonknight
    Kartendor: Altmer Sorcerer
    Sephy-Lemme-Smash: Argonian Warden
    Aeris Silverthorn: Breton Templar
    Araenandriah Lyrovehkem: Bosmer Nightblade
    Danron Lyrovehkem: Imperial Sorcerer
    Kevin Silverthorn: "Bosmer" Templar
    Vehk Silverthorn: "Imperial" Necromancer Tank in training
  • Leogon
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    Neoicelord wrote: »
    i fail to see what the difference is between Nords, Redguards and Imperials. They are all HUMANS! So after Breton and Redguard....there was no room for Nord. Had to draw the line somewhere and i was not leaving the Mudcrab off the list!
    Not adding Nords would've been fine if the poll wasn't about chest hair.
    Edited by Leogon on January 23, 2019 3:52PM
  • Vildebill
    Vildebill
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    Khajiit
    The whole Khajiit is chest hair!
    EU PC
  • Tasear
    Tasear
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    This is weird.. but I am curious.
    Edited by Tasear on January 23, 2019 4:07PM
  • SanguineMyBrother
    SanguineMyBrother
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    Nord.
    Xbox NA • Magwarden Main
  • p00tx
    p00tx
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    Orc
    They might be butter faces, but those gloriously hairy, male Orc chests... <3<3<3
    PC/Xbox NA
    Healer Main, but roleplays as a DPS when needed
  • Amanuensis
    Amanuensis
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    Where is the bear option? I always enjoy a nice furry specimen. 😊
  • thedude33
    thedude33
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    Werewolf obviously.... and my hair is perfect
    1v1 Win/Loss Record in PvP.
    1 Wins - 392 Losses (guy was AFK)

  • zaria
    zaria
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    Khajiit
    Vildebill wrote: »
    The whole Khajiit is chest hair!
    This, was so fun then guards in Skyim complained about hair on ears on an Khajiit.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • zaria
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    Khajiit
    thedude33 wrote: »
    Werewolf obviously.... and my hair is perfect
    Yes you win over Khajiit.
    /tread
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • Mintaka5
    Mintaka5
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    Khajiit
    So soft. So delicious.
  • mxxo
    mxxo
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    Mudcrabs
    Since they are so often at sunny beaches their chest hair is molten into a shell.
  • Nord_Raseri
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    Nord. *** your choices ;)
    “Barbarianism is the natural state of mankind. Civilization is unnatural. It is the whim of circumstance. And barbarianism must ultimately triumph”
    ― Robert E. Howard
  • dovakiin5574
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    Khajiit
    There is a reason most of my male characters are Khajiit... I don't like chest hair unless there is fur and that fur is everywhere
    PAPSMEAR - Positively Against Paws SMEAR campaign - Say YES to crown crates
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