Cannibal Orc Apprehended by Sentinel Guards
by Joamar Swordarm, reporter for the Sentinel Herald
A few years back, in 2E 582, an orc named Rufo "the eel" Morkul abducted a Redguard woman, Anaj Reraesh, from her home in Sentinel. He took her to his home in Bergama and murdered her. Leaving her body lying on the floor, Morkul briefly visited his wife, from whom he was separated (gee, I wonder why) and, finding her boyfriend there, he stabbed the fellow to death before returning to his own house where he had left the Redguard's body.
Being something of a traditional Orsinium cook, Morkul began carving Reraesh's body into esculent chunks, which he began cooking in his oven. The guards arrived about then on an anonymous tip, and they found certain of the dead Redguard's body parts, such as her ears, boiling in a pot over a stove burner. Perhaps Morkul expected to eat the evidence of his crime.
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