Maintenance for the week of December 23:
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AGAIN, you can only participate if you are from America or about five other countries?
FU, seriously. I don't care what the legal nonsense is. We're talking about frigging free ingame virtual stuff.
ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.
After a hard day of adventuring... this one finds that there is nothing better than a long, relaxing soak and smoke.
Washargo ~ Khajiit Warden Werewolf
~ Crow Friend and honorary member of the Coldsnap Goblin Tribe
~ Wanted by the Daggerfall Covenant and Ebonheart Pact for thievery, pickpocketing, impersonating a Daedric Prince, pandemonium and general mayhem
CURSES! My old laptop is about burnt out, and has very poor graphics, I could never match these screenshots on its poor graphics, and this new Asus is taking forever to download eso all over again, what with the bottlenecking my internet provider does. If you have pity on someone down on their luck and unable to participate, I'd love the old pony guar pet that used to be available with the codes from the guar plush you could buy off the Bethesda store. Instead, I shall PAINT for you a mental image of my character, in lack of the screenshots I cannot provide! (Surely that's acceptable! Right? Riiiiiigggghhht?)
Imagine the most manly-man argonian you have ever seen, with armor of pure awesomeness and style (argonian style, of course... what, did you think I'd be wearing daedric? Pffft...), doing yoga... practicing crossfit... Doing the /dancebosmer emote! (there we go...) atop an impossible area to be standing on... What impossible area, do you ask? Why, none other than the piping far above the slag town area of the Brass Fortress! Yes, dancing nobly above the town of the poor impoverished of the Clockwork City! (What? Don't believe me? You really can climb on that stuff, give it a try! You'll find a way up eventually...)
-Hope everyone enjoyed this poor attempt at humor to some extent XD.