Edited by Crown on September 20, 2018 6:49PM
It's once again time for Crown's (sort of) annual limerick contest!
The winner will be entitled to the grand prize of one million gold! Prizes can only be given to players on PC/NA (unless someone wants to donate prizes on other platforms and in other regions).
Limericks will be scored out of 10:
- Up to 7 points given for how hard you make me laugh (dirty limericks > clean limericks).
- Up to 2 points given for being ESO relevant (more relevant = better).
- 1 point given for being PvP relevant.
You may submit multiple stanzas as one submission.
Submissions should be made in the #limerick_contest channel of the ESO PvP Discord @ https://discord.gg/b7fJ4Wz
. Considering that there may be rather "bad" language in some submissions, I don't want to encourage violating forum rules (or try to figure out what the stars **** mean if language is auto-corrected here). If you have a non-dirty submission you're welcome to post it here as well.
Feel free to copy-paste elsewhere. This should be fun!
Naitachal | AD Templar | Grand Overlord
Nait | AD DK | Not a Grand Overlord
Coroin | AD Warden | Also not a Grand Overlord
Fail Sorc | AD Sorc | Thinks Trying To Reach Grand Overlord Would Be A Bad Idea
Necronomicrown | AD Necromancer | Name Saved for another toon who won't be a Grand Overlord
Coronar | DC Templar | Will Never be a Grand Overlord
Common Sense | DC Warden | Likes His Name, But Is Too Lazy To Even Think About Grand Overlord
Rematar | EP Templar | Is Too Disillusioned By The Current State Of The Game to Consider AP Farming
Wyre | EP Sorc | The First Sorc Is Named Fail Sorc For A Reason