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The insanely steep Bridges of Tamriel

ArchMikem
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Was the Khajiit that designed this bridge trained?

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Because this thing must be the owner of many an elder Khahiiti's broken bones, and I'd love to see someone pull a cart over that thing. I get the aesthetic and architectural purpose behind these arched bridges that you find all over Tamriel, but just why to such an extreme extent? It's horribly impractical. The ends of these bridges need to be much more gradually sloped to enable easy crossing.
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  • Radinyn
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    Khajiits are stronger than you, week hooman.
  • Lysette
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    Just google "step bridge" on google image and have a look at some of the insanely steep bridges in the real world, you will be surprised.
    Edited by Lysette on August 9, 2018 11:28AM
  • Dottzgaming
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    Gotta strengthen those quads and hip flexors :^)
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    She would land firmly on her feet.
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  • Sharee
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    Was the Khajiit that designed this bridge trained?

    Yep, in Japan:

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    :p
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    Sharee wrote: »
    ArchMikem wrote: »
    Was the Khajiit that designed this bridge trained?

    Yep, in Japan:

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    :p

    holy cow, that looks scary as hell...wtf?!?
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  • idk
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    Worry no more. The bridge and all of Tamriel do not exist in the real world therefore no one, man, mer, or beast, has broken any bones or or tried to pull an actual cart over that bridge.

    Glad I could help.
  • WreckfulAbandon
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    In Ancient Rome the highways were designed to go to the destination as directly as possible, which often meant some very steep inclines. And as someone else said, there are plenty of steep bridges in the modern world. It's a good workout for your Khajiit.
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  • xan4silkb14_ESO
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    Sharee wrote: »
    ArchMikem wrote: »
    Was the Khajiit that designed this bridge trained?

    Yep, in Japan:

    slide_423352_5439594_free.jpg

    :p

    The perspective is skewed. It's still pretty steep, but not as steep as portrayed in this image.
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    didn't the Khajiit mommy god (i can't remember the name) say that Khajiit were made to be the best climbers? (along with being the cleverest and most beautiful)
  • SlippyCheeze
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    Radinyn wrote: »
    Khajiits are stronger than you, week hooman.

    I'm just entertained that someone is concerned about a kitty falling.
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    Physics in Tamriel don't work the same as irl, nothing to worry about. This is an interesting observation, but honestly I've been on bridges even steeper at the base, even seen some elderly walk around them.
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  • Sordidfairytale
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    Sharee wrote: »

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    raj72616a wrote: »
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    The approach embankment of both of these bridges is far more gradual than the example from the OP.
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  • yurimodin
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    its so the boats can go underneath.....
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    japanese-tea-garden-san-francisco-drum-bridge.jpg

    Is it a bridge or a ladder? Both? :#

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  • Oreyn_Bearclaw
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    Not worried about the Khajiits as they are graceful creatures, but I could see many drunk Nords in the ER because of this. :smiley:
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    ESO plus subscribers get properly graded bridges. Maybe you should stop being so stingy, and subscribe?
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    The funny part is, my horse can run across that bridge without a problem, but still get stuck on a blade of grass.
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    japanese-tea-garden-san-francisco-drum-bridge.jpg

    Is it a bridge or a ladder? Both? :#

    That there be in the Tea Garden, in San Francisco. I visit every weekend.
  • ArchMikem
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    Krayl wrote: »
    ESO plus subscribers get properly graded bridges. Maybe you should stop being so stingy, and subscribe?

    ZOS has been thoroughly in my wallet for a while now and my characters are still doing insane cardio just to cross rivers. :p
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  • yurimodin
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    Krayl wrote: »
    ESO plus subscribers get properly graded bridges. Maybe you should stop being so stingy, and subscribe?

    :D
  • Emathides
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    That bridge in Japan is terrifying...what if that gets backed up and you are stuck in stop/start traffic on it? No, just no.
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    Sharee wrote: »
    ArchMikem wrote: »
    Was the Khajiit that designed this bridge trained?

    Yep, in Japan:

    slide_423352_5439594_free.jpg

    :p

    Look at how level the white car coming at us is.

    That's how you know it's not that steep.

    It's insanely long though.

    And bring up there would still cause me to #$&+ a brick
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  • Taleof2Cities
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    This one has never noticed the steepness of the bridges in Reaper’s March and Elsweyr.

    Khajiit only notices the jingling of traveler’s pockets crossing the bridges ...

    Edited by Taleof2Cities on August 10, 2018 12:08AM
  • Lysette
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    Sharee wrote: »
    ArchMikem wrote: »
    Was the Khajiit that designed this bridge trained?

    Yep, in Japan:

    slide_423352_5439594_free.jpg

    :p

    Look at how level the white car coming at us is.

    That's how you know it's not that steep.

    It's insanely long though.

    And bring up there would still cause me to #$&+ a brick

    Yeah, it is not really that steep, but taken with a tele-objective, which distorts the perspective - still, it is a steep bridge. This tele-objective distortion can as well often be seen in videos, where the insane approach to certain airports in cross winds is shown, like to Kai Tak in Hongkong or Santiago in Chile - depending on the perspective the runway appears more or less steep, even it is nearly totally leveled.
  • Sordidfairytale
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    When viewed from a different angle the bridge is no longer as dangerous as one might think.

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    The stairs in Cyrodiil are equally as dumb.
    If you run down them mounted, you just kinda miss most of the stairs and land in a heap at the bottom missing half of your HP.
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    dtsharples wrote: »
    The stairs in Cyrodiil are equally as dumb.
    If you run down them mounted, you just kinda miss most of the stairs and land in a heap at the bottom missing half of your HP.

    Just do it slowly - if you run down with your horse in overdrive, you shouldn't wonder when you and your mount get hurt.
    Edited by Lysette on August 10, 2018 11:15AM
  • ArchMikem
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    Lysette wrote: »
    dtsharples wrote: »
    The stairs in Cyrodiil are equally as dumb.
    If you run down them mounted, you just kinda miss most of the stairs and land in a heap at the bottom missing half of your HP.

    Just do it slowly - if you run down with your horse in overdrive, you shouldn't wonder if you and your mount get hurt.

    Momentum and the Laws of Motion at work.
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