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Why Are Bosmer The Most Adorable Race?

  • Aluiries
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    duendology wrote: »
    Aliyavana wrote: »
    You know? our beautiful little cannibal companions?

    Your Bosmer fetish is a little bit disturbing. o_0 what's even worse...It's all over the forum...

    If you don’t like it, then perhaps you should skip past these types of threads? They are not breaking any rules by making the thread and you are not forced to participate in these threads.
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  • Wrubius_Coronaria
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    my bosmer is feeling sick while he was reading this thread.

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  • Aliyavana
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    Caitsith wrote: »
    my bosmer is feeling sick while he was reading this thread.

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    Male bosmer don't count so idgaf
    Edited by Aliyavana on April 25, 2018 11:42AM
  • Banana
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    :* Love the lady ones.
  • Numerikuu
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    Eveli Sharp-Arrow is the cutest Bosmer. However, the cutest character of all is the Khajiit, Narahni.

    ...Also Naryu wearing that blue dress :*
  • adriant1978
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    Numerikuu wrote: »
    Eveli Sharp-Arrow is the cutest Bosmer.

    Argh! Her voice and dopey wide-eyed innocence are so annoying, and despite her name she is a long way from being the sharpest arrow in the quiver.

    "Where did the sergeant go?"

    ... well, gee, I dunno. We are climbing up a tower with the intent of taking on murderous harpies who are known to pick up and carry off their victims, where do you think he went?!
  • DanteYoda
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    I have five female bosmers lol

    This is my Nightblade

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    Edited by DanteYoda on April 25, 2018 12:40PM
  • dodgehopper_ESO
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    Gargath wrote: »
    Argonians are the most adorable races, especially the lizards with unique voices.
    Bosmers have nice faces but this is all they can offer...

    I agree. I love that deadpan way Argonians talk. Its so comical that on discord occasionally a friend and I talk like a couple of Argonians for laughs. Speaking of which I really hope we get to go deeper in Black Marsh next chapter. =D I'm also hoping that we can get a number of more character slots. I want an Argonian for every class.

    HIST PUNCH OP FOREVER!!!!
    US/AD - Dodge Hopper - Vet Imperial Templar | US/AD - Goj-ei-Raj - Vet Argonian Nightblade
    US/AD - Arondonimo - Vet Altmer Sorcerer | US/AD - Azumarax - Vet Dunmer Dragon Knight
    US/AD - Barkan al-Sheharesh - Vet Redguard Dragon Knight | US/AD - Aelus Vortavoriil - Vet Altmer Templar
    US/AD - Shirari Qa'Dar - Vet Khajiit Nightblade | US/AD - Ndvari Mzunchvolenthumz - Vet Bosmer Nightblade
    US/EP - Yngmar - Vet Nord Dragon Knight | US/EP - Reloth Ur Fyr - Vet Dunmer Sorcerer
    US/DC - Muiredeach - Vet Breton Sorcerer | US/DC - Nachtrabe - Vet Orc Nightblade
    EU/DC - Dragol gro-Unglak - Vet Orc Dragon Knight | EU/DC - Targan al-Barkan - Vet Redguard Templar
    EU/DC - Wuthmir - Vet Nord Sorcerer | EU/DC - Kosh Ragotoro - Vet Khajiit Nightblade
    <And plenty more>
  • yiasemi
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    You think you never met a more charming companion, but then the next morning when you wake up in a hollow tree surrounded by giant bloodsucking ticks with a pounding headache and the sickening taste of fermented mammoth, and if you want all your possessions back you have to make an honest Bosmer of him/her/it you'll wish you stayed at home. Don't drink Rotmeth.
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  • Bladerunner1
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    Kirkbride's Bosmer concept art is cool

    https://www.reddit.com/r/teslore/comments/7f3bk1/miachel_kirkbride_bosmer_concept_art/

    The males haven't lost their power of glamour after all, although you can move the face slider just a tad and make a gobliny satyr-esque character.
  • Chicharron
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    Gargath wrote: »
    Argonians are the most adorable races, especially the lizards with unique voices.
    Bosmers have nice faces but this is all they can offer...

    I agree. I love that deadpan way Argonians talk. Its so comical that on discord occasionally a friend and I talk like a couple of Argonians for laughs. Speaking of which I really hope we get to go deeper in Black Marsh next chapter. =D I'm also hoping that we can get a number of more character slots. I want an Argonian for every class.

    HIST PUNCH OP FOREVER!!!!

    Glorious Master Race, the only one true sons of Akatosh.

    85ol.jpg

    midget vulture.

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  • DanteYoda
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    Draconians never really appealed to me.. great bad guys not attractive at all.
  • Aliyavana
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    Chicharron wrote: »
    Gargath wrote: »
    Argonians are the most adorable races, especially the lizards with unique voices.
    Bosmers have nice faces but this is all they can offer...

    I agree. I love that deadpan way Argonians talk. Its so comical that on discord occasionally a friend and I talk like a couple of Argonians for laughs. Speaking of which I really hope we get to go deeper in Black Marsh next chapter. =D I'm also hoping that we can get a number of more character slots. I want an Argonian for every class.

    HIST PUNCH OP FOREVER!!!!

    Glorious Master Race, the only one true sons of Akatosh.

    85ol.jpg

    midget vulture.

    eso64_2018-04-25_00-17-22.jpg

    Sons of akatosh? They are tools of the hist
  • Chicharron
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    Aliyavana wrote: »
    Chicharron wrote: »
    Gargath wrote: »
    Argonians are the most adorable races, especially the lizards with unique voices.
    Bosmers have nice faces but this is all they can offer...

    I agree. I love that deadpan way Argonians talk. Its so comical that on discord occasionally a friend and I talk like a couple of Argonians for laughs. Speaking of which I really hope we get to go deeper in Black Marsh next chapter. =D I'm also hoping that we can get a number of more character slots. I want an Argonian for every class.

    HIST PUNCH OP FOREVER!!!!

    Glorious Master Race, the only one true sons of Akatosh.

    85ol.jpg

    midget vulture.

    eso64_2018-04-25_00-17-22.jpg

    Sons of akatosh? They are tools of the hist

    They decided to follow the Hist instead of its creator, but they are still direct creation of Akatosh.

    Master Race.
  • Aliyavana
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    Chicharron wrote: »
    Aliyavana wrote: »
    Chicharron wrote: »
    Gargath wrote: »
    Argonians are the most adorable races, especially the lizards with unique voices.
    Bosmers have nice faces but this is all they can offer...

    I agree. I love that deadpan way Argonians talk. Its so comical that on discord occasionally a friend and I talk like a couple of Argonians for laughs. Speaking of which I really hope we get to go deeper in Black Marsh next chapter. =D I'm also hoping that we can get a number of more character slots. I want an Argonian for every class.

    HIST PUNCH OP FOREVER!!!!

    Glorious Master Race, the only one true sons of Akatosh.

    85ol.jpg

    midget vulture.

    eso64_2018-04-25_00-17-22.jpg

    Sons of akatosh? They are tools of the hist

    They decided to follow the Hist instead of its creator, but they are still direct creation of Akatosh.

    Master Race.

    source? considering akatosh was created after argonians existed I higher doubt
  • Chicharron
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    reade
    Aliyavana wrote: »
    Chicharron wrote: »
    Aliyavana wrote: »
    Chicharron wrote: »
    Gargath wrote: »
    Argonians are the most adorable races, especially the lizards with unique voices.
    Bosmers have nice faces but this is all they can offer...

    I agree. I love that deadpan way Argonians talk. Its so comical that on discord occasionally a friend and I talk like a couple of Argonians for laughs. Speaking of which I really hope we get to go deeper in Black Marsh next chapter. =D I'm also hoping that we can get a number of more character slots. I want an Argonian for every class.

    HIST PUNCH OP FOREVER!!!!

    Glorious Master Race, the only one true sons of Akatosh.

    85ol.jpg

    midget vulture.

    eso64_2018-04-25_00-17-22.jpg

    Sons of akatosh? They are tools of the hist

    They decided to follow the Hist instead of its creator, but they are still direct creation of Akatosh.

    Master Race.

    source? considering akatosh was created after argonians existed I higher doubt

    Read the lore, I do not have or need to prove anything. also im to drunk to do it.

    My wife asked me to come into the game to feed her horses and make writs

    between load screens here i am.

    So lets agree to disagree, you hate walking glorious magnificent wallets, i hate filthy midget canibals.

    :wink:
  • Aliyavana
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    Chicharron wrote: »
    reade
    Aliyavana wrote: »
    Chicharron wrote: »
    Aliyavana wrote: »
    Chicharron wrote: »
    Gargath wrote: »
    Argonians are the most adorable races, especially the lizards with unique voices.
    Bosmers have nice faces but this is all they can offer...

    I agree. I love that deadpan way Argonians talk. Its so comical that on discord occasionally a friend and I talk like a couple of Argonians for laughs. Speaking of which I really hope we get to go deeper in Black Marsh next chapter. =D I'm also hoping that we can get a number of more character slots. I want an Argonian for every class.

    HIST PUNCH OP FOREVER!!!!

    Glorious Master Race, the only one true sons of Akatosh.

    85ol.jpg

    midget vulture.

    eso64_2018-04-25_00-17-22.jpg

    Sons of akatosh? They are tools of the hist

    They decided to follow the Hist instead of its creator, but they are still direct creation of Akatosh.

    Master Race.

    source? considering akatosh was created after argonians existed I higher doubt

    Read the lore, I do not have or need to prove anything. also im to drunk to do it.

    My wife asked me to come into the game to feed her horses and make writs

    between load screens here i am.

    So lets agree to disagree, you hate walking glorious magnificent wallets, i hate filthy midget canibals.

    :wink:

    cant find any lore on a link with akatosh sorry
  • knaveofengland
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    oh dear you have it bad , keep on taking the medicine .
  • TheShadowScout
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    Chicharron wrote: »
    Glorious Master Race, the only one true sons of Akatosh.
    Aliyavana wrote: »
    Sons of akatosh? They are tools of the hist
    The children of Akatosh would be the dragons...
    ...
    ...but argonians can dream, can they not? ;)
  • Kuramas9tails
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    But just imagine this:

    BABY KHAJIITS!

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    • Aliyavana
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      Chicharron wrote: »
      Glorious Master Race, the only one true sons of Akatosh.
      Aliyavana wrote: »
      Sons of akatosh? They are tools of the hist
      The children of Akatosh would be the dragons...
      ...
      ...but argonians can dream, can they not? ;)

      Exactly, filthy argonians think they are related to dragons
    • DanteYoda
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      But just imagine this:

      BABY KHAJIITS!

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      You know... i've not seen baby anything in this game... or children.. where are they..
    • Eyro
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      DanteYoda wrote: »
      But just imagine this:

      BABY KHAJIITS!

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      You know... i've not seen baby anything in this game... or children.. where are they..

      They didn’t want to have players running around killing kids... so they killed them all.
    • DanteYoda
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      But just imagine this:

      BABY KHAJIITS!

      giphy.gif

      You know... i've not seen baby anything in this game... or children.. where are they..
      Eyro wrote: »
      DanteYoda wrote: »
      But just imagine this:

      BABY KHAJIITS!

      giphy.gif

      You know... i've not seen baby anything in this game... or children.. where are they..

      They didn’t want to have players running around killing kids... so they killed them all.

      Why is killing virtual kids bad.. Seriously we can do so much worse in this game already..
    • Twenty0zTsunami
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      truefact: they aren't
    • dodgehopper_ESO
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      But just imagine this:

      BABY KHAJIITS!

      giphy.gif

      I think the Cute-ometer just broke.
      US/AD - Dodge Hopper - Vet Imperial Templar | US/AD - Goj-ei-Raj - Vet Argonian Nightblade
      US/AD - Arondonimo - Vet Altmer Sorcerer | US/AD - Azumarax - Vet Dunmer Dragon Knight
      US/AD - Barkan al-Sheharesh - Vet Redguard Dragon Knight | US/AD - Aelus Vortavoriil - Vet Altmer Templar
      US/AD - Shirari Qa'Dar - Vet Khajiit Nightblade | US/AD - Ndvari Mzunchvolenthumz - Vet Bosmer Nightblade
      US/EP - Yngmar - Vet Nord Dragon Knight | US/EP - Reloth Ur Fyr - Vet Dunmer Sorcerer
      US/DC - Muiredeach - Vet Breton Sorcerer | US/DC - Nachtrabe - Vet Orc Nightblade
      EU/DC - Dragol gro-Unglak - Vet Orc Dragon Knight | EU/DC - Targan al-Barkan - Vet Redguard Templar
      EU/DC - Wuthmir - Vet Nord Sorcerer | EU/DC - Kosh Ragotoro - Vet Khajiit Nightblade
      <And plenty more>
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    • Aliyavana
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      radiostar wrote: »
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      Got some more pics in a different hair?
    • VilniusNastavnik
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      Just Little spoon waiting for her next meal.

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      NA - Urog Blackfang - DK Tank - Orc
      NA - Elen Windsong - Stamsorc DPS - Bosmer
      NA - Eats-Strange-Fungus - Magden HealzTank- Argonian
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