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Why Are Bosmer The Most Adorable Race?

Aliyavana
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You know? our beautiful little cannibal companions?
Edited by Aliyavana on April 19, 2018 7:21PM
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    Glad opinions exist.
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    • strangeradnd
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      I believe someone currently has a thread up indicating it is actually Orcs and not Bosmer.
    • Turelus
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      Deja-vu :neutral:
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    • Violynne
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      Aliyavana wrote: »
      You know? our beautiful little cannibal companions?
      I chose my Bosmer because I swear, the height slider allowed me to make the shortest character possible. I could be wrong, but standing next to an Altmer, she really is short!

      Plus... Cariel. :heart::heart:

    • Gargath
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      Argonians are the most adorable races, especially the lizards with unique voices.
      Bosmers have nice faces but this is all they can offer...
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    • Aliyavana
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      Gargath wrote: »
      Argonians are the most adorable races, especially the lizards with unique voices.
      Bosmers have nice faces but this is all they can offer...

      argonians are especially cute as my wallet but the discussion isn't about objects, its about races.
      Edited by Aliyavana on April 19, 2018 7:21PM
    • Gargath
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      Aliyavana wrote: »
      Gargath wrote: »
      Argonians are the most adorable races, especially the lizards with unique voices.
      Bosmers have nice faces but this is all they can offer...

      argonians are especially cute as my wallet but the discussion isn't about objects, its about races.

      Imagine a Lizard punching Bosmer into face.
      Bosmer no longer adorable, problem solved :p .
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    • Kendaric
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      Aliyavana wrote: »
      You know? our beautiful little cannibal companions?

      Bosmer aren't the most adorable race, that title is reserved for the one and only true master race... Dunmer.
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      • DocFrost72
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        Bosmer are adorable because they are 5' tall and their society (from what I can tell in this game and lore I've read, correct me if I'm wrong) has reversed gender roles. The womer seem more aggressive, and that sparks personality. Not to mention the green lady. It's interesting!

        Course I've also been told they look like lollies, so I'm not going to go too far into this rabbit hole either.
      • myskyrim26
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        Will never play Bosmer. At first I thought they are the most nature-loving race, living in peace with creatures and etc... But after I studied their lore, I changed my mind completely.
        Still, they look quite adorable, that's for sure.
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        myskyrim26 wrote: »
        Will never play Bosmer. At first I thought they are the most nature-loving race, living in peace with creatures and etc... But after I studied their lore, I changed my mind completely.
        Still, they look quite adorable, that's for sure.

        From what I understand, Bosmer are the polar opposite of a vegetarian. Vegetarians typically only eat plants and not meat (at the basic level). However Bosmer typically only eat meat and not plants. The Green Pact from what I understand says they can never harm the forest or *plant* nature, and instead should live on meat and animal stuffs. So I think they're actually much closer to nature loving than most of the other races (besides Argonians, but they live only to be wallets and dinner :wink: )
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      • Sting864
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        I believe someone currently has a thread up indicating it is actually Orcs and not Bosmer.

        Orcs are nerds!
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      • SydneyGrey
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        Only lady Bosmer are the most adorable. The males look like they were punched in the face with an Ugly Stick.

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        SydneyGrey wrote: »
        Only lady Bosmer are the most adorable. The males look like they were punched in the face with an Ugly Stick.

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        male bosmer? what are those?
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        Dude Orcs are cuddlier than a Dunmer fo sho sorry :P
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      • myskyrim26
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        myskyrim26 wrote: »
        Will never play Bosmer. At first I thought they are the most nature-loving race, living in peace with creatures and etc... But after I studied their lore, I changed my mind completely.
        Still, they look quite adorable, that's for sure.

        From what I understand, Bosmer are the polar opposite of a vegetarian. Vegetarians typically only eat plants and not meat (at the basic level). However Bosmer typically only eat meat and not plants. The Green Pact from what I understand says they can never harm the forest or *plant* nature, and instead should live on meat and animal stuffs. So I think they're actually much closer to nature loving than most of the other races (besides Argonians, but they live only to be wallets and dinner :wink: )

        But the don't do harm only to plants in Valenwood. This point makes them double-faced. No harm to trees here, but free to cut trees there... That's what I don't like about Bosmer most of all.
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        SydneyGrey wrote: »
        Only lady Bosmer are the most adorable. The males look like they were punched in the face with an Ugly Stick.

        I completely disagree.. although you must go easy on the "Angular" slider in Character creation... One thing Bosmer women have going for them is "they're so bendy..." (according to a reveler in Skywatch...)
        Edited by Sting864 on April 20, 2018 4:21AM
      • Aebaradath
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        They most certainly look funny when I chased after them with veggies and salads.
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        They most certainly look funny when I chased after them with veggies and salads.

        Lies, I know while you hate mer your love for bosmer cuddles are your secret shame
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        I am not saying they are ugly, but I dont find cannibals adorable at all.
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        They are the most adorable sizzling on my dinner plate.
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        I am not cute, I am deadly. :|

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        Lady ones yes. Dudes no.
      • Hoolielulu
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        Take a look at their furniture. Leather, leather everywhere. Them cute bosmers are vicious killers.Turn your back on one and you'll end up being stretched for a room divider.
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        Bosmer = Black Widow
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        I am not cute, I am deadly. :|

        I believe Bosmer can be cute and deadly...

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        Don't you even dare to say that my Delora isn't cute!
        Edited by GabiAlex on April 19, 2018 9:53PM
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        Because they belong to the all mighty Aldmeri Dominion
      • ZOS_Holden
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        While Bosmers might be a little more predisposed to cuteness, we think all characters can be cute in there own way!
        GabiAlex wrote: »
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        Don't you even dare to say that my Delora isn't cute!

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        My 8 Khajiit are deadly and cute...and Stendarr save those who get in the way of my 8 Khajiit.
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