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Do you think Argonians are cute?

  • PrayingSeraph
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    I like to roast the lizards with my magdk Dunmer
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  • djyrb
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    I wouldn't use the word "cute' but I do like the lore and appearance of Argonians...except when I am compelled to make mine a Vampire for endgame content. All that customization work in the character creator down the drain for a pale, scaleless bipedal slug with fangs and claws.
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    Cute, yes. And in need of a bit of guidance.

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  • TheShadowScout
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    Cloudless wrote: »
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    Does anyone else find this part of the TES history disturbing? yeah I know TES is a fake world. But the race/slavery dynamic is clearly a parallel of real life history. I just can't understand it outside of actual, serious roleplay.
    If anyone finds that part of TES history disturbing...
    ...then that is -exactly- how they ought to react!
    Go on, be disturbed, then start thinking about it! Look at hos often disturbing things have happened, are still happening, and strive to stop them from happening when they happen where you can do something about it!

    If anyone thinks disturbing topics have no place in fictional worlds...
    ...then they are part of the problem!
    If you close your eyes, if you demand not to be shown that things are disturbing... then you will likely look away when you should speak up in RL as well. And as a certain someone once said, that way when they come for YOU - there will be noone else left to speak up!

    As for argonians in general...
    ...cuteness, like beauty, lies in the eye of the beholder!
    No, not THAT Beholder, that's an entirely different universe and franchise... TES has watchers instead, which are far less troublesome, if more 'hentai' through added tentacles...
    ...
    Anyhow.
    Some argonians are cote to some people, just like some people find snakes cute.
    Other people will find cuteness only in human characters.
    Each as they like.

    (Personally I still find Dunmer the cutest, but that is no surprise... they -are- my favorites after all!)
  • AndyTGD
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    And no, anthropomorphic reptiles are not 'cute'. They would make good looking luggage though.
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    they look pretty cute as handbags tbh
  • KrishakPanettier
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    No. And the bi-pedal-type mammary glands just look wrong on a cold blooded lizard.
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  • Mic1007
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    I still can't figure out why they have mammary glands...

    They are there to erect spines, of course.
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    I still can't figure out why they have mammary glands...

    So that the devs wouldn't have to reshape the clothing mesh to fit female Argonians. Seriously.
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    and No..
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    The only thing worse than argonians is the altmer.

    Thanks for alerting me to this thread @MissBizz

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  • ascan7
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    I still can't figure out why they have mammary glands...

    Parallel evolution with mammals, but they give hist sap instead of milk, if i remember
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    ZOS_Chris wrote: »
    aaisoaho wrote: »
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    This is the cutest argonian I have ever seen! [/s]

    That does look pretty tasty cute. What's their name, Fries-In-Pan?

    ...et tu, Mod?

    Thats it. If even the devs stoop to that level i am gonna start being openly prejudiced of Elves. Let the games begin.
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    I still can't figure out why they have mammary glands...

    Hist Sacks, Venom Glands, "Magic", just so many possible excuses. :p

    Bwahahahahahaha! Venom Glands! That is 100% IT!

    ***! Im out of poison! Darts through Water! Come here, I need to get some more poison! xD
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    Do you think my handbag and shoes are cute? xD
  • Insandros
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    Well?

    Humm all i see there is a nice new pairs of boots and a small purse to over a friend to :P What'S her name on the picture? Wallet-To-Be? :)
    Edited by Insandros on January 27, 2018 2:04PM
  • Serjustin19
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    We are all cute and beautiful. in both the outside and especially the inside. May we all be humans and other Race(s) (Both in ESO and Not in ESO) we all should consider each and everyone as equal(s) We are all gifted and unique. Special, yet comforting. Yes, even Argorinion(s) are cute, special and beautiful. Both in and out. It's just what matters, what the inside of you that counts (feeling, emotions and among other things) everyone is gifted, everyone does things differently.
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    When first presented with Argonians, I was pretty much like, "Ew." But now, after a year of playing ESO (and bringing my main, an Altmer, through some quests in Shadowfen for Cadwell's Silver), I'm developing an appreciation of them. They are like nature gods, similar in some ways to Bosmer. They're into trees and rivers and I find them very philosophical (have the courage to accept where the river takes you, etc), as well; all traits that are appealing. As someone who loves the natural world, Argonians are moving closer to my heart. "Cute" though...nah, it's too diminutive of a word for Argonians, imo. (I saw an Argonian in game the other day that was no less than beautiful - whoever designed her did an amazing job. I think by using more care in the character creation screen, Argonians can be the most exotic and beautiful of all the races, really. I look forward to making one for the next update.)

    What it boils down to is the writers of Argonian lore (and quests and quest-dialogue) have done a bang-up job.
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  • PrayingSeraph
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    We are all cute and beautiful. in both the outside and especially the inside. May we all be humans and other Race(s) (Both in ESO and Not in ESO) we all should consider each and everyone as equal(s) We are all gifted and unique. Special, yet comforting. Yes, even Argorinion(s) are cute, special and beautiful. Both in and out. It's just what matters, what the inside of you that counts (feeling, emotions and among other things) everyone is gifted, everyone does things differently.

    Owch the cringe
  • AllPlayAndNoWork
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    As a pair of shoes maybe.....
  • Serjustin19
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    We are all cute and beautiful. in both the outside and especially the inside. May we all be humans and other Race(s) (Both in ESO and Not in ESO) we all should consider each and everyone as equal(s) We are all gifted and unique. Special, yet comforting. Yes, even Argorinion(s) are cute, special and beautiful. Both in and out. It's just what matters, what the inside of you that counts (feeling, emotions and among other things) everyone is gifted, everyone does things differently.

    Owch the cringe

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  • Jarryzzt
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    Am I the only one getting flashbacks to "V" the television series? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_(1983_miniseries]

    I mean...those humanoid lizards couldn't possibly have any relation to Argonians. Uh-uh.


    Personally, anything can be "cute" under the right circumstances. A rock can be "cute". A building, a statue, a tree, a small woodland animal, and, according to some, a pair of high heels. So can one find a "cute" Argonian? Statistically, it must be so.

    Do I, personally, find humanoid scaly lizards with rows of sharp, pointy teeth who frolic in swamps and make a fetish of licking up the sap of a particular spore tree to be, as a rule, "cute"? As a rule, no. Probably because I expect them at any moment to establish a quasi-fascist dictatorship aided by a cadre of willing human (and mer) collaborators...

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    Test post




    Nevermind can't figure out how pictures work...
    Edited by CardboardedBox on January 27, 2018 6:19PM
  • Serjustin19
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    Test post




    Nevermind can't figure out how pictures work...

    Hi, @CardboardedBox maybe I be of use. Pictures be small, have to click picture to go's separate server. But I use imgBB, I really love it and so easy to use. Just click copy link (whichever thumbnail you want, then post here)

    For example these 2 example picture(s) Please note 1 picture not relate to ESO, from mobile/pc game. But was caught by surprise. The other, just Cyrodiil Maps. I hope this helps.

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    Here is link for ImgBB. https://imgbb.com
    Edited by Serjustin19 on January 27, 2018 6:38PM
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  • O_LYKOS
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    Im confused
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  • JamuThatsWho
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    O_LYKOS wrote: »
    Im confused

    Shhhhhhhhh, just let it happen.
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