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  • VaranisArano
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    Tamriel's equivalent of Calvinball:
    item-74581-1-1.png

    The most valuable item I've found:
    item-61094-1-4.png

    An item that is sadly not in the game:
    item-79583-1-3.png

    But nothing really compares to walking up to a Theives Guild Fence and handing them a bunch of chamber pots.
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  • tinythinker
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    I will have to find a lot of the funny ones again as I didn't get a shot of them, but this turned up earlier today:

    imperial%2Bcity%2Bmotif%2Bloot.png

    May not be as valuable as at launch (not sure?) but I needed it so... :tongue:
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    There is an item that (not able to copy it word for word here) was a gnarly bent cane that was actually a bull...tube.

    I'm not kidding. I got a packet of 10 of them for a heist. It said it's blah blah blah a bull member.

    EDIT: Ah, there it is.
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    Edited by Dapper Dinosaur on January 7, 2018 6:50PM
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    Anyone looking for the stolen item images to link here can use the lists here: http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Contraband

    Just use the "Link to Item Image" option to get the link so you can have the item show up here.
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    Dapper Dinosaur wrote: »
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    VaranisArano wrote: »
    But nothing really compares to walking up to a Theives Guild Fence and handing them a bunch of chamber pots.
    item-62906-1-1.png

    I had the following conversation, praphrased, about the PCP the other day in one of my guilds. It went like this:

    "Aren't all chamber pots portable? Isn't that the point in how they work, so you can empty them."

    I think they mean portable as in traveling with it.

    "That doesn't make sense. Inns and homes would have their own, and in between you could use a tree."

    It's in the description, when you're too good for a tree or something.

    "But then you still need to empty it on a tree or something. Doesn't it just create extra steps?"

    I assume it creates extra steps for Stibbons, or whoever has to empty it instead.

    "Okay that makes sense."

    ...or, it's meant to sound impractical, which is the joke with many things you can steal.

    "No don't say that. It finally made sense to me as something invented just to inconvenience Stibbons."


    And so we agreed to this new explanation as making the most sense.
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    tinythinker wrote: »
    I will have to find a lot of the funny ones again as I didn't get a shot of them, but this turned up earlier today:

    imperial%2Bcity%2Bmotif%2Bloot.png

    May not be as valuable as at launch (not sure?) but I needed it so... :tongue:

    I don'r screenshot those finds in case a crash happens. It gets ripped from the container asap. I found a cipher and was gonna SS it, but would have been too scared that the game would have crash or something.
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    Prof_Bawbag wrote: »
    tinythinker wrote: »
    I will have to find a lot of the funny ones again as I didn't get a shot of them, but this turned up earlier today:

    imperial%2Bcity%2Bmotif%2Bloot.png

    May not be as valuable as at launch (not sure?) but I needed it so... :tongue:

    I don'r screenshot those finds in case a crash happens. It gets ripped from the container asap. I found a cipher and was gonna SS it, but would have been too scared that the game would have crash or something.

    It's also an area that's heavily thieved so another player could have popped in and grabbed it!
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    tinythinker wrote: »
    Prof_Bawbag wrote: »
    tinythinker wrote: »
    I will have to find a lot of the funny ones again as I didn't get a shot of them, but this turned up earlier today:

    imperial%2Bcity%2Bmotif%2Bloot.png

    May not be as valuable as at launch (not sure?) but I needed it so... :tongue:

    I don'r screenshot those finds in case a crash happens. It gets ripped from the container asap. I found a cipher and was gonna SS it, but would have been too scared that the game would have crash or something.

    It's also an area that's heavily thieved so another player could have popped in and grabbed it!

    Only containers that are shared are lockpoxes and chests
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    tinythinker wrote: »
    Prof_Bawbag wrote: »
    tinythinker wrote: »
    I will have to find a lot of the funny ones again as I didn't get a shot of them, but this turned up earlier today:

    imperial%2Bcity%2Bmotif%2Bloot.png

    May not be as valuable as at launch (not sure?) but I needed it so... :tongue:

    I don'r screenshot those finds in case a crash happens. It gets ripped from the container asap. I found a cipher and was gonna SS it, but would have been too scared that the game would have crash or something.

    It's also an area that's heavily thieved so another player could have popped in and grabbed it!

    Only containers that are shared are lockpoxes and chests

    Good to know :)
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    tinythinker wrote: »
    I will have to find a lot of the funny ones again as I didn't get a shot of them, but this turned up earlier today:

    imperial%2Bcity%2Bmotif%2Bloot.png

    May not be as valuable as at launch (not sure?) but I needed it so... :tongue:

    What add-on gives you the "Known by/Can be researched by" info?
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    Dapper Dinosaur wrote: »
    There is an item that (not able to copy it word for word here) was a gnarly bent cane that was actually a bull...tube.

    I'm not kidding. I got a packet of 10 of them for a heist. It said it's blah blah blah a bull member.

    That's quite a load of bull!
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    FrancisCrawford wrote: »
    tinythinker wrote: »
    I will have to find a lot of the funny ones again as I didn't get a shot of them, but this turned up earlier today:

    imperial%2Bcity%2Bmotif%2Bloot.png

    May not be as valuable as at launch (not sure?) but I needed it so... :tongue:

    What add-on gives you the "Known by/Can be researched by" info?

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    Edited by tinythinker on January 7, 2018 9:02PM
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    Don't have a s/shot atm - but one of the good ones is 'Kawala Tea of Marcy' - and the description is along the lines that it comes in its own container and isn't strained.....

    And if that doesn't ring any bells... check below

    Then go look at 'The Merchant of Venice' (Wililam Shakespeare)
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    skywarnmc27 wrote: »
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    For when you absolutely, positively, want to traumatize zone chat :smiley:
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    VaranisArano wrote: »
    Tamriel's equivalent of Calvinball:
    item-74581-1-1.png

    The most valuable item I've found:
    item-61094-1-4.png

    An item that is sadly not in the game:
    item-79583-1-3.png

    But nothing really compares to walking up to a Theives Guild Fence and handing them a bunch of chamber pots.
    item-62906-1-1.png

    This one does not agree with the book on kicking Khajiits in Tamriel. This one believes kicking a Khajiit is wrong, and this one will respond with Whispering Fangs if one should try to kick Huyen!
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    Not mine, but someone linked this in chat the other day:

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    Why is it under 'Medical Supplies'? :|
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    Huyen wrote: »
    This one does not agree with the book on kicking Khajiits in Tamriel. This one believes kicking a Khajiit is wrong, and this one will respond with Whispering Fangs if one should try to kick Huyen!

    Whispering Fang sounds like exactly the right response to that game! :smiley:
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    WhiteCoatSyndrome wrote: »
    Not mine, but someone linked this in chat the other day:

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    Why is it under 'Medical Supplies'? :|
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    VaranisArano wrote: »
    skywarnmc27 wrote: »
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    For when you absolutely, positively, want to traumatize zone chat :smiley:

    I do it a lot, seems photobucket is now blocking it.
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    skywarnmc27 wrote: »
    VaranisArano wrote: »
    skywarnmc27 wrote: »
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    For when you absolutely, positively, want to traumatize zone chat :smiley:

    I do it a lot, seems photobucket is now blocking it.

    Argggggghhhh. So frustrating, eh?
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    tinythinker wrote: »
    I will have to find a lot of the funny ones again as I didn't get a shot of them, but this turned up earlier today:

    imperial%2Bcity%2Bmotif%2Bloot.png

    May not be as valuable as at launch (not sure?) but I needed it so... :tongue:

    at launch it was blue and worth 200 gold
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    VaranisArano wrote: »
    Tamriel's equivalent of Calvinball:
    item-74581-1-1.png

    Wish I could give you more "awesomes" for the Calvin and Hobbes reference.
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