Funny fails of the week!

JiKama

Mmm... Just ran normals with random guildies. We didn't have certain roles specified. It's normals so it's EzPz. Although I do play a Bow/Bow Stam Warden...People KILL me just spamming snipe in dungeons. Nothing stressful, but it is quite annoying XD

Alexandrious

This entire game.

All The Kek

krachall

Was going to post this on its own but then I saw this thread.

My best friend in the game and I were running through all our lowbie/crafter/made-for-this-event characters. We were down to our last two DPS.
Me, on my crafter, wearing run-fast armor (Jailbreaker/Fijords) and a bow with no back bar.
Him, a level 14 templar wearing level 3ish gear

We're queued as DPS.

We hit random and get a 38ish tank and a CP450ish healer and enter Crypt of Hearts 1. We say "hi" in group but don't have any other conversations. My friend and I are in discord together.

Off we go...and it was fine, as expected. We rip through the dungeon without any issues. No deaths, no long fights, no thing out of the ordinary. Until the final bosses.

The tank, who was doing fine all dungeon before this, starts spazzing and running all over the place. The twin bosses are running around with him and it's a pain to keep DPS up...but we manage. I wasn't really paying attention but with 1 boss down and the other at about 20%, I get aggro. Huh? I look up and see that the tank AND the healer are both dead. No worries, with only one boss left and at 20%, we burn him down quickly and collect our rewards.

After looting, I get a VOTE TO KICK message on my friend. I laugh and tell him I just got a vote to kick him and he laughs and says he got a vote to kick me!

Who votes to kick the two DPS when the healer and tank both died...and who votes AFTER the final boss is dead??

zaria

Hecker777 wrote: »

Tanked normal falkreath on my PvP mag DK who I have kinda parked for the moment in favor of my stam warden. What I didn't realize is that I had cannibalized his gear for another toon at some point and forgot so I ended up tanking in 2 valkyn skoria, no body armor, no newlery and a BSW s/b and maelstrom inferno staff. I'm sure my healer just LOVED me XD

LOL, had an level level 40 mageblade I used as healer, she had resto staff and relevant skills but not skill points because of dolmens, and level 16 gear I found out
Before the event, healed trough nWGT with night mother gaze medium armor healer used it for TG quests, for some reason sustain sucked.
After that I dyed that armor so I knew that I was wearing. (and its an downside of costumes)
And yes always suspected lots of tanks don't wear much under the nord bath towel (bis gear for tanks, who are not fat enough for wedding dress)