PC-NA 30 days CP Campaign in nutshell

WaltherCarraway

Political Map of Cyrodiil



Actual population cap during primetime

VaranisArano

This...this is perfection.

NoFlash

this is true. everyone hates EP

zyk

Not that it's an actual representation of what usually happens, it is what's supposed to happen when a faction:
- is winning
- attracts the majority of experienced faction hoppers
- frequently caps emp
- usually has a population advantage

It's a better example than what would typically occur when DC last won. DC would have Chalman, Arrius and maybe even taking scrolls while EP would still be pushing Alessia, BM, BB and Brindle. "oh hey, DC is pushing BRK for emp, let's hit fare!"

Prince_of_all_Pugs

LOL KUSH MAGNETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bikerangelo

You forgot to list DragonClaw as an AD home keep.

Anrose

zyk wrote: »

Not that it's an actual representation of what usually happens, it is what's supposed to happen when a faction:
- is winning
- attracts the majority of experienced faction hoppers
- frequently caps emp
- usually has a population advantage

I'll bet you're a blast at parties.

pzschrek

LOL I think every faction sees the map this way. I've been playing AD more than EP of late in there, which gives you some perspective. I think every faction strongly feels like they could accurately make a "team green/orange/yellow" map.

That said, your labels are all excellent, and I gave it an Awesome.

Drummerx04

Chal is absolutely a DC home keep, and most guilds I've played with cycle Chalman keep and mine quests because they WILL get completed several times per night.

I find your assertion that AD and DC never clash in PC/NA Vivec to be rather humorous, since on average any time DC attacks Chalman or EP attacks Ales, Ash turns yellow and gets turtled by at least half of AD.

Amusing nonetheless.

Reverb

Each of us only see is the battles we're a part of, that's not the whole picture. it's a three faction war, everybody feels ganged up on by the other two sides.

EP is blind to the continuous battles for Ash, Nik and Brindle, or the way DC always pushes Roe and AD will flip Glade or Rayles at least once per night.

The same way we (DC) don't really notice when Fare is Red or Arrius is Yellow. We assume there's fighting at Alessia, but don't really pay attention.
And BRK may as well be another planet most nights, we're far more likely to take KC than to ride out to the sulphur flats.

On second thought, you're right. We all just hate EP.

JumpAllOver

Sing to the tune of Barbie Girl:

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail, and chase me anywhere
destination, Chal to Bleaks rotation

Come on EP, lets get zergy

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail, and chase me anywhere
destination, Sej to bridge rotation

Theodard

JumpAllOver wrote: »

Sing to the tune of Barbie Girl:

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail, and chase me anywhere
destination, Chal to Bleaks rotation

Come on EP, lets get zergy

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail, and chase me anywhere
destination, Sej to bridge rotation

I feel like you need to finish the rest of the song now. I'll sing along.

Nogawd

Reverb wrote: »

Each of us only see is the battles we're a part of, that's not the whole picture. it's a three faction war, everybody feels ganged up on by the other two sides.

This.

JumpAllOver

Theodard wrote: »

I feel like you need to finish the rest of the song now. I'll sing along.

Ah, but I already have!

Everybody now:

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Chal to Bleaks rotation

Come on EP, lets get zergy!

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Sej to bridge rotation

I'm a pug EP zerg in a fantasy world
race me up, make it rough, I'm your folly
you're my fall, drop'n'crawl, feel the glamour in red
wipe me here, siege me there, ganky spanky
you can rush, you can def, if you say I always blob

uu-oooh-u

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Chal to Bleaks rotation

Come on EP, lets get zergy!
ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come on EP, lets get zergy!
uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u
Come on EP, lets get zergy!
ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come on EP, lets get zergy!
uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u

Make me siege, make me flag, def whatever you wish
I can act like a guild, I can farm as I please
come jump in, EP friend, let us Emp up again
hit the scroll, fool around, lets go troll it
you can rush, you can def, if you say I always blob
you can rush, you can def, if you say I always blob

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Sej to bridge rotation

Minno

Prince_of_all_Pugs wrote: »

LOL KUSH MAGNETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dractus Kushlitia master race.

BFT88

JumpAllOver wrote: »

Theodard wrote: »

I feel like you need to finish the rest of the song now. I'll sing along.

Ah, but I already have!

Everybody now:

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Chal to Bleaks rotation

Come on EP, lets get zergy!

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Sej to bridge rotation

I'm a pug EP zerg in a fantasy world
race me up, make it rough, I'm your folly
you're my fall, drop'n'crawl, feel the glamour in red
wipe me here, siege me there, ganky spanky
you can rush, you can def, if you say I always blob

uu-oooh-u

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Chal to Bleaks rotation

Come on EP, lets get zergy!
ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come on EP, lets get zergy!
uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u
Come on EP, lets get zergy!
ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come on EP, lets get zergy!
uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u

Make me siege, make me flag, def whatever you wish
I can act like a guild, I can farm as I please
come jump in, EP friend, let us Emp up again
hit the scroll, fool around, lets go troll it
you can rush, you can def, if you say I always blob
you can rush, you can def, if you say I always blob

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Sej to bridge rotation

LOOOOOOLLLL MVP!

Reverb

Forgot to list Warden as a Kush magnet. And I feel like Bruma needs some sort of label. Spot on about the Ales-Bleaks-Chal potate lane.

Theodard

JumpAllOver wrote: »

Ah, but I already have!

Everybody now:

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Chal to Bleaks rotation

Come on EP, lets get zergy!

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Sej to bridge rotation

I'm a pug EP zerg in a fantasy world
race me up, make it rough, I'm your folly
you're my fall, drop'n'crawl, feel the glamour in red
wipe me here, siege me there, ganky spanky
you can rush, you can def, if you say I always blob

uu-oooh-u

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Chal to Bleaks rotation

Come on EP, lets get zergy!
ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come on EP, lets get zergy!
uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u
Come on EP, lets get zergy!
ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come on EP, lets get zergy!
uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u

Make me siege, make me flag, def whatever you wish
I can act like a guild, I can farm as I please
come jump in, EP friend, let us Emp up again
hit the scroll, fool around, lets go troll it
you can rush, you can def, if you say I always blob
you can rush, you can def, if you say I always blob

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Sej to bridge rotation

1) have another awesome
2) I will admit to finding that song just now, and singing this in my head as it played. Well done, very well done.

Subversus

JumpAllOver wrote: »

Theodard wrote: »

I feel like you need to finish the rest of the song now. I'll sing along.

Ah, but I already have!

Everybody now:

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Chal to Bleaks rotation

Come on EP, lets get zergy!

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Sej to bridge rotation

I'm a pug EP zerg in a fantasy world
race me up, make it rough, I'm your folly
you're my fall, drop'n'crawl, feel the glamour in red
wipe me here, siege me there, ganky spanky
you can rush, you can def, if you say I always blob

uu-oooh-u

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Chal to Bleaks rotation

Come on EP, lets get zergy!
ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come on EP, lets get zergy!
uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u
Come on EP, lets get zergy!
ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come on EP, lets get zergy!
uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u

Make me siege, make me flag, def whatever you wish
I can act like a guild, I can farm as I please
come jump in, EP friend, let us Emp up again
hit the scroll, fool around, lets go troll it
you can rush, you can def, if you say I always blob
you can rush, you can def, if you say I always blob

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Sej to bridge rotation

LMAOOO!!!!! You win at foruming for today!!!!

paulsimonps

WaltherCarraway wrote: »

Political Map of Cyrodiil



Actual population cap during primetime

I laughed so hard at this, this is so fricking true

WaltherCarraway

JumpAllOver wrote: »

Theodard wrote: »

I feel like you need to finish the rest of the song now. I'll sing along.

Ah, but I already have!

Everybody now:

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Chal to Bleaks rotation

Come on EP, lets get zergy!

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Sej to bridge rotation

I'm a pug EP zerg in a fantasy world
race me up, make it rough, I'm your folly
you're my fall, drop'n'crawl, feel the glamour in red
wipe me here, siege me there, ganky spanky
you can rush, you can def, if you say I always blob

uu-oooh-u

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Chal to Bleaks rotation

Come on EP, lets get zergy!
ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come on EP, lets get zergy!
uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u
Come on EP, lets get zergy!
ah-ah-ah-yeah
Come on EP, lets get zergy!
uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u

Make me siege, make me flag, def whatever you wish
I can act like a guild, I can farm as I please
come jump in, EP friend, let us Emp up again
hit the scroll, fool around, lets go troll it
you can rush, you can def, if you say I always blob
you can rush, you can def, if you say I always blob

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail and chase me anywhere
destination, Sej to bridge rotation

LOL, I have DC and AD versions as well but I choose not to post them since they’re too viral b/c of exposing stuffs someone doesn’t wanna hear

zyk

Anrose wrote: »

I'll bet you're a blast at parties.

Probably not the kind you attend. I hear you go home with a different faction every night.

JumpAllOver

Oh I really didn't make up those lyrics to be vitriolic, I didn't even know if I was gonna post them anywhere. This thread seemed topical enough though.

Originally it seemed like a fun thing to do, after some inspiration from zonechat I made a Cyro version of Nancy Sinatras Bang Bang (My baby shot me down), and then wondered if I could do more. This was the only other song I managed to finish fully.

Anrose

zyk wrote: »

Anrose wrote: »

I'll bet you're a blast at parties.

Probably not the kind you attend. I hear you go home with a different faction every night.

I have no shame. I'll shack up with whichever king or queen treats me better that night.

Publius_Scipio

A bunch of marionettes and sock puppets in Emperor Frozn's popsicle army.

Ackwalan

JumpAllOver wrote: »

Sing to the tune of Barbie Girl:

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail, and chase me anywhere
destination, Chal to Bleaks rotation

Come on EP, lets get zergy

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail, and chase me anywhere
destination, Sej to bridge rotation

Thanks, now I have that song stuck in my head. You will rue the day you posted that......RUE THE DAY !!!!!!!!

Drummerx04

JumpAllOver wrote: »

Sing to the tune of Barbie Girl:

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail, and chase me anywhere
destination, Chal to Bleaks rotation

Come on EP, lets get zergy

I'm an EP zerg in a zergy world
life in masses, its impassive
you can rush my tail, and chase me anywhere
destination, Sej to bridge rotation

Gold, pure gold.

Subversus

JumpAllOver wrote: »

Oh I really didn't make up those lyrics to be vitriolic, I didn't even know if I was gonna post them anywhere. This thread seemed topical enough though.

Originally it seemed like a fun thing to do, after some inspiration from zonechat I made a Cyro version of Nancy Sinatras Bang Bang (My baby shot me down), and then wondered if I could do more. This was the only other song I managed to finish fully.

We'd love to read the bang bang version if you want to realease it :O

JumpAllOver

Subversus wrote: »

We'd love to read the bang bang version if you want to realease it :O

Sure, here it is:

I was 1 and they were X
they rode on horses fast as blitz
they wore blue and I wore red
they would knock me off my horses back.

Bang bang, they zerg me down
bang bang, I hit respwan
bang bang, that tbag sound
bang bang, the DC zerg me down.

People came and changed the tide
when I grouped up, the kills were mine
we would always laugh and say
remember when we used to play.

Bang bang, we zergd them down
bang bang, they'd hit respawn
bang bang, that tbag sound
bang bang, we used to zerg them down.

AP rained and people yelled
just for us the zonechat sang.

And now they're gone, I dont know why
until I hear another cry.
They didn't even stay to fight
they wouldn't even call it out.

Bang bang, they zerg me down
bang bang, I hit respawn
bang bang, that tbag sound
bang bang, the AD zerg me down.

gabriebe

That Nancy Sinatra version is just perfection.

We need a DC anthem too though.

JumpAllOver

Yeah, I think the Bang Bang song came out way better than Barbie Girl.
Can't help with a DC anthem though, since I'm heavily biased towards EP.