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Whats the funniest named characters you have?
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rotaugen454✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭My female orc "Farfel Farfel Peppick" that was made to look like a guy in drag, as that was a line said repeatedly in an old Bob Hope movie. Pretty much only the old folks would see the name and have any shot of understanding it."Get off my lawn!"2 -
TCervantesSoul ShrivenLast weekend a friend of mine convinced me to create a bomber.
I thought about naming him cancer, but I end up calling him Not a Bomber.Xbox ONE - NA Server
Gamertag: TCervantes
| Redguard | Stamplar | Daggerfall Covenant (Main - PvP)
| Dark Elf | MagBlade | Daggerfall Covenant (Main - PvE)
| Dark Elf | MagDk | Daggerfall Covenant
650+ CP3 -
Nestor✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Lets see
Argonian Warden "Walks In Dirt"
Khajiit Mule "Pak Kat"
Magic Gear Mule "Mule McMulister"
Stamina Gear Mule "Stanley Storage"
Nord DK "Lars Leefmulcher"
The rest have lore correct or names that mean something to me, for example
Occam Razzor a nod to Occam's Razor (the simplest answer is usually the correct answer)
Jeanne Razzor his sister
Sarein Razzor his cousin
The other characters have boring names.
Edited by Nestor on October 11, 2017 2:52PMEnjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.
PakKat "Everything was going well, until I died"
Gary Gravestink "I am glad you died, I needed the help"2 -
Keldheir✭✭✭✭My stamina sorcerer is called Discount Jane Austen. It's not funny but it's the least serious name any of my characters has. I have seen some odd names over the years but none that I found particularly funny.PC EU0 -
raviour✭✭✭✭Best names I seen were 'Twice-***-Star', 'Fanny' with Explorer title, 'George W. Ambush'. I think these people got asked to change names though. Be careful what you call yourself folks.
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Vizikul✭✭✭✭Yesterday I saw a guy named 'DK Dennis the menace'. That made me laugh.Pugging. Pugging all the way to victory.Imperial Dragonknight --- male, stamina, heavy & medium armor, dual wield, one hand and shield, two handed.
Breton Templar --- female, magicka, light armor, restoration staff.
Redguard Warden --- female, stamina, medium armor, bow.
Breton Sorcerer --- male, magicka, light armor, destruction staff.
Imperial Templar --- male, stamina, medium armor, two handed.
Daggerfall Covenant loyalist0 -
Ratzkifal✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭A Khajiit called Meow Zedong, an Argonian called Seen-enough-hentai (who had to change his name later due it getting reported as inappropriate) a Nord called Not-so-short-shortnord and Jooden McSwoodle Noodle.Edited by Ratzkifal on October 11, 2017 4:37PMThis Bosmer was tortured to death. There is nothing left to be done.0 -
Morvane✭✭✭✭I had redguard named Atawar Where Are You (the whole spindleclutch storyline sound like drug trip of some addicted persons to the mind of their addicted friend)
as Dunmer I have few slave chars on my account tooDC Dunmer Sorcerer since 2014
@morvayn54, PC/EU2 -
kargen27✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I have Shirley I Jest, Swims-Like-Nord, Drunk-Like-Skunk and a mule called Skinner Blues from the song Mule Skinner Blues.
I named my Warden Les R Kith because in the quest introducing Morrowind before it came out one of the NPCs mentioned lessor kith a few times.
Most my characters have Hopi names appropriate for the role they play in the game.and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."1 -
Morning Wood Elf
Tickles Her Fancy
Walks And Farts (Argonian)
Always Downwind (Argonian)
Pees Upstream (Guess what race?)
Give me some time & I'll think of the Khajiit ones....Happy Patch day!2 -
wyterice24b14_ESO wrote: »Morning Wood Elf
Tickles Her Fancy
Walks And Farts (Argonian)
Always Downwind (Argonian)
Pees Upstream (Guess what race?)
Give me some time & I'll think of the Khajiit ones....
Slippery When Wet
Raisins Of Bran
Vibe Raider (take your time, I'll wait)
Puss N Boots
Happy Patch day!1 -
Megabear✭✭✭✭✭
✭Dun-and-Dunmer (Dumb and Dumber movie reference)
I do my utmost to be silly when playing this char.
Edited by Megabear on October 11, 2017 6:59PMGuide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/Server - PC/NA
Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton6 -
Blueforge✭✭I made the largest Green Orc you can and named him Green Toe McGee. He wears the bath towel only.
I need to get a screenshot and post it sometime.Rikin Landonith - CP 660 - Stamina NB - DPS Wood Elf
Lucius Granbrim - CP 660 - Magic Templar - Healer Imperial
Green Toe McGee CP 660 - Stamina Dragonknight - Tank Orc
Rai Landonith - CP 660 Stamina Warden - DPS Wood Elf
Xbox One Gamertag - Blueforge25
Guild - Old Men Guildmaster0 -
Lasinagol✭✭✭Got lucky with an illegal name: Changedlater
Character creation is very specific when choosing names, as it cannot be changed later...Altmer Supremist, filthy spell slinger since Nerevar was assasinated1 -
Danikat✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭My only funny one is my crafter. He's an older Imperial who was an adventurer before he got injured and retired to Auridon to focus on crafting. Naturally his name is Sagittam Ad Genu.
And...that's where the joke falls flat - not many ESO players know Latin. But I still find it amusing. (It means 'arrow to the knee'.)
I also find it amusing that my main's name is redundant. She's called Danika Aurorel, which means 'morning star dawn star'. But that wasn't intended as a joke name. The first time I used it I didn't know what Danika (normally spelled Danica) meant. I just liked it. And after I found out what it means I decided I didn't care and it's kind of amusing anyway. (Yes she's a follower of Azurah.)PC EU player | She/her/hers | PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
"Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair"2 -
SelfTherapy✭✭✭My argonian dk Sleeps-With-DragonEdited by SelfTherapy on October 11, 2017 10:15PM0 -
Ilsabet✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Obligatory funny Argonian name: Lollygags-Where-She-Likes
Opportunistic funny Nord surname: Linnea Heavy-Pockets
First name you might find funny if you notice that she's a fat orc: Gurtha gra-Margaz
Oh, and on my second account, I have an Argonian templar named Tries-Not-To-Die.
Argonians are the best.Ilsabet Menard - DC Breton Nightblade archer - Savior of Pretty Much Everything, Grand Overlord & Empress Nubcakes
My characters and their overly elaborate backstories
Ilsabet's Headcanon
The Adventures of Torbyrn Windchaser - Breaking the Ice & Ashes to Ashes
Bastian's Tattoos: An Inaccurate Headcanon
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Woodenplank✭✭✭✭After One Tamriel I made an Argonian called Enjoys-His-Race-Buff
Otherwise:
Jacmaniac - A templar
Usain Lightning-Bolt - Sorcerer
Neloth Edgelordius - A nightblade with tatoos and earrings and a mean look.I think it is central to ESO's well-being to critique the developers when they change the game (or fail to change something).
But the negativity can be exhausting, so I vow to post 50/50 negativity and appreciation.2
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