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The reason to play bosmer
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Fishoscandi✭✭✭✭When I made my main character(an orc), I made him as short as possible. Then I stood next to Lyris...Fishoscandi - Orc NB
Cookie of Dough - Dunmer Templar
Smells Like Tree Spirit - Bosmer Sorc
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rootimus✭✭✭✭✭We're god damn cute
This one thinks you've drunk so much skooma that you're confusing some lesser race with Khajiit.Even on the internet, clear communication is important; it can be the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse"; the difference between "knowing your s***" and "knowing you're s***".
Greybeards & Gals - Civilised, laid-back, mature gamers. Beards optional. |4 -
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hey now root, remember, my little bosmer murder child knows where you live. she may just snick over and mess with your yarn for these terrible words.
but seriously I think bosmer are adorable, and its nice to be able to play someone even shorter then I am. of course, that means she looks even tinier next to just about any nord and most altmer, but... kinda used to that in RL :P looking tiny next to taller people that is.dirty worthless casual.
Lois McMaster Bujold "A Civil Campaign"Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself. Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the ***3 -
rootimus✭✭✭✭✭Lina, you're such a meanie.
Even on the internet, clear communication is important; it can be the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse"; the difference between "knowing your s***" and "knowing you're s***".
Greybeards & Gals - Civilised, laid-back, mature gamers. Beards optional. |1 -
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✭I love how mount size scales with character size. The shortest possible bosmer...THEIR MOUNTS ARE SO SMALL! It's freaking adorable! If you don't believe me make the tiniest bosmer you can make and then run up to other players AFK on their mounts. Especially with the guar mounts it looks like you're riding on a pet lol
If you do this though, beware of puddles. Many a cute short bosmer have lost their life in the shallowest of Tamriel's waters...6 -
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Anti-Bosmer weapon"Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU13 -
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I made my Bosmer a little smaller than the average. When I first met Lyris, I thought I made him way too smallFishoscandi wrote: »When I made my main character(an orc), I made him as short as possible. Then I stood next to Lyris...
Zeerok (the sneaky ruffian) - LV50 Bosmer stamblade DPS (AD)
Gontrand de Bourbon (the greedy aristocrat) - LV50 Breton magsorc tank (DC)
Augustus Aquilarios (the imperial claimant) - LV50 Imperial stamDK PvP (EP)
Zeerokk (the AD zealot) - LV50 Altmer magblade PvP (AD)
Lianna Storm (the inferno maiden) - LV50 Dunmer magDK DPS (EP)
Fights-With-Khajiit (the gullible faithful) - LV5 Argonian templar (EP)
Miner'va (the skooma addict) - LV3 Khajiit sorcerer (AD) - chaotic neutral
Siggy Thorvaldsson (the charismatic baroness) - LV50 Nord stamwarden tank (DC)2 -
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I made my Bosmer a little smaller than the average. When I first met Lyris, I thought I made him way too smallFishoscandi wrote: »When I made my main character(an orc), I made him as short as possible. Then I stood next to Lyris...
When I made my Nord as tall as possible then stood next to Lyris I suddenly felt short... dammit! LOL1 -
Bladerunner1✭✭✭✭Anyone ever notice that Bosmer women are typically taller than the men? I wonder if they're asked to open the Bosmer jars and get things down from the Bosmer kitchen cabinets.2 -
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...you only make horny Bosmer??? Ohhh, myyyy!Jemcrystal wrote: »I only make Bosmer's with horns. Cause horns look so cool.
Though I have to agree bosmer can be pretty cute... if I wasn't already an incorrigable dunmer fancier...1 -
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✭I like saying the word "Bosmer", or rather thinking it.Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/Server - PC/NA
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Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
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