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Bosmer are absolutely bis for adorableness

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They are so adorable and I really hope the next elder scrolls game they look like the ones here (well females) and not from skyrim and other elder scrolls games...



P.s. they are best waifus

As I said in the lore forum

1. They are beautiful little cannibals
2. Need to get rid of a murder victim? Ask your bosmer to get rid of the evidence.
3. Did I say they adorable?
5. Stage 4 vamparism? Still adorable for a lil blood sucker

Disagree? My bosmers will eat you and your opinion
Edited by Aliyavana on August 10, 2017 12:38PM
  • Jamini
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    You find the disgusting midgit murder-cannibals adorable?

    Okay.

    (But really, Khajiit are the best/most adorable, followed by argonians. After that, probably the DC "Small Mans". I also have a personal preference towards redguards because they are cool as hell.)
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  • Aliyavana
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    Jamini wrote: »
    You find the disgusting midgit murder-cannibals adorable?

    Okay.

    (But really, Khajiit are the best/most adorable, followed by argonians. After that, probably the DC "Small Mans". I also have a personal preference towards redguards because they are cool as hell.)

    "Disagree? My bosmers will eat you and your opinion"
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  • Jamini
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    Jamini wrote: »
    You find the disgusting midgit murder-cannibals adorable?

    Okay.

    (But really, Khajiit are the best/most adorable, followed by argonians. After that, probably the DC "Small Mans". I also have a personal preference towards redguards because they are cool as hell.)

    "Disagree? My bosmers will eat you and your opinion"

    Disgusting, dirty creatures. It's a good thing I know your weakness.
    *Applies plant-life to self*

    Go on, eat this one now. Just try.
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    aliyavana wrote: »

    "Disagree? My bosmers will eat you and your opinion"
    How mush they could eat before their cute little stomachs will explode?

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    aliyavana wrote: »
    P.s. they are best waifus

    I learn the oddest terms on these forums. Are you saying you consider your character your wife?

    Also, I just learned the word "husbando" and I tank you for that. I shall henceforth pepper all my speech with this word.
    The Meaning of Waifu in Otaku Culture. Waifu refers to a fictional character an anime fan considers a wife or husband. There is a word for male characters female anime fans love: husbando

    Is the derivation of this word from the English "waif"? I find that a little disconcerting, but appropriate for bosmers I suppose.

    my_husbando_though_by_okami_wolfgod-d8v3zzx.jpg

    I am going to make a Sai Sahan pillowcase and carry it with me to work and introduce it as my husbando.



    [ edit ]

    I guess I'm not good at being a creeper. I don't know that "cute" was what I was going for with my bosmer character:

    Liliput.png
    Edited by runagate on August 10, 2017 1:28PM
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    runagate wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    P.s. they are best waifus

    I learn the oddest terms on these forums. Are you saying you consider your character your wife?

    Also, I just learned the word "husbando" and I tank you for that. I shall henceforth pepper all my speech with this word.
    The Meaning of Waifu in Otaku Culture. Waifu refers to a fictional character an anime fan considers a wife or husband. There is a word for male characters female anime fans love: husbando

    Is the derivation of this word from the English "waif"? I find that a little disconcerting, but appropriate for bosmers I suppose.

    my_husbando_though_by_okami_wolfgod-d8v3zzx.jpg

    I am going to make a Sai Sahan pillowcase and carry it with me to work and introduce it as my husbando.



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    I guess I'm not good at being a creeper. I don't know that "cute" was what I was going for with my bosmer character:

    Liliput.png

    she is adorable in the inside
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    Its time to stop
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    Jamini wrote: »
    You find the disgusting midgit murder-cannibals adorable?

    Okay.

    (But really, Khajiit are the best/most adorable, followed by argonians. After that, probably the DC "Small Mans". I also have a personal preference towards redguards because they are cool as hell.)

    Khajiit can give you kitten eyes. That alone puts them at #1 for Adorableness. Bonus points if you get them to purr.
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    runagate wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    P.s. they are best waifus

    I learn the oddest terms on these forums. Are you saying you consider your character your wife?

    Also, I just learned the word "husbando" and I tank you for that. I shall henceforth pepper all my speech with this word.
    The Meaning of Waifu in Otaku Culture. Waifu refers to a fictional character an anime fan considers a wife or husband. There is a word for male characters female anime fans love: husbando

    Is the derivation of this word from the English "waif"? I find that a little disconcerting, but appropriate for bosmers I suppose.

    my_husbando_though_by_okami_wolfgod-d8v3zzx.jpg

    I am going to make a Sai Sahan pillowcase and carry it with me to work and introduce it as my husbando.



    [ edit ]

    I guess I'm not good at being a creeper. I don't know that "cute" was what I was going for with my bosmer character:

    Liliput.png

    Needs a few more beers but still cute i guess
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    Female wood elves are the most adorable, but female high elves are the most beautiful.
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    I like Bosmer because they swim in muddles.
    Edited by Megabear on August 15, 2017 9:55PM
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    The females are very cute, males less so. They have a repulsive culture though (they're religious zealots who eat people). Although King Camoran was a top-5 character in the game. Loved his "I'm doing this for my career and not my people" attitude (and the re-gifted items he gave you as quest rewards). Wish he had a bigger role in the game since Grahtwood and Malabol Tor were super boring.
    Edited by MLGProPlayer on August 15, 2017 9:58PM
  • Marabornwingrion
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    My dunmer disagrees... ;)
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    Jamini wrote: »
    You find the disgusting midgit murder-cannibals adorable?
    Sure do!

    Meet Likes-Her-Shackles, the tiniest Bosmer in Tamriel ...
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  • Megabear
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    Jamini wrote: »
    You find the disgusting midgit murder-cannibals adorable?

    Okay.

    (But really, Khajiit are the best/most adorable, followed by argonians. After that, probably the DC "Small Mans". I also have a personal preference towards redguards because they are cool as hell.)

    Nothing wrong with murderous cannibals as long as you are one.
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    Astrid_V wrote: »
    My dunmer disagrees... ;)

    Your dunmer is actually hot, and amazingly manages to stay like that as a vamp
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    http://imgur.com/a/uidf6

    bosmer are def. the prettiest race
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    ecru wrote: »
    http://imgur.com/a/uidf6

    bosmer are def. the prettiest race

    aw she looks like an Olsen twin :)
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    ecru wrote: »
    http://imgur.com/a/uidf6

    bosmer are def. the prettiest race

    You did a fantastic job with that cannibal :)
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    In ESO, even female orcs can look adorable. This game made all races to be more aesthetically appealing than Bethesda's versions, leaning a little more towards an standard MMO, including males (thanks for that ZoS, I was tired of that "all men must be ugly/rugged" trope), though it's still kinda difficult to make a handsome guy. :tongue:
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    Stania wrote: »
    though it's still kinda difficult to make a handsome guy. :tongue:
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    Also, just FYI, i *do* have characters that wear clothes. No really, i promise ...
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    In a game with talking Cats someone find cannibal hobbits more adorable. That's cute.
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    Oh god yes they are so small and cute and I just want to hug one. Wish I could insert a picture of Thecky (Stick Princess) here
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    Banana wrote: »
    I do like handlebars

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    Bosmer women are the ugliest of Mer women. I'd rather cuddle with an orsimer woman. The only race that has uglier women than Bosmer are Argonians...but calling argonian females "Women" is a bit overreaching.
    Edited by PrayingSeraph on August 15, 2017 11:54PM
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    Bosmer women are the ugliest of Mer women. I'd rather cuddle with an orsimer woman. The only race that has uglier women than Bosmer are Argonians...but calling argonian females "Women" is a bit overreaching.

    Argonian females have breasts....
    Breasts = Woman
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    Bosmer women are the ugliest of Mer women. I'd rather cuddle with an orsimer woman. The only race that has uglier women than Bosmer are Argonians...but calling argonian females "Women" is a bit overreaching.

    Argonian females have breasts....
    Breasts = Woman

    Functionless breasts yes. It's probably just two lumps of fat.
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