My *innocent* trolling in zone chat. I can't stop doing it, it's hilarious. I do this in diff zones

Megabear

So what I do is start by saying,

Me: Guys, I need help.

This sort of interrupts whatever zone chat that's happening at given time. Then I follow up with,

Me: My tail is too heavy, would someone lift it for me please?

I wait a bit for below at this point:

Zone: *Silence*
Whisper: I can help you
Zone: (Hesitant variations of "sure I can help" or a cautious question in relation to the tail or my gender)

Then bam, I hit the zone chat with:

Me: Oh, my tail is frontal by the way.

Zone response: WTF, I was afraid of this, etc.

My response in reality: LOL

Thanks for reading, just wanted to share this with you.

AlienatedGoat

Enemy-of-Coldharbour

This is exactly why I keep zone chat turned off...

Darlgon

Megabear

LOL

Karm1cOne

Zone chat is cancer. The only downside of one tamriel is that starter zone chat infected the other zones.

Vonnegut2506

Judging by this thread and the number of other threads you start, you seem to crave a lot of attention.

StormWylf

Yeah, about that... No, not funny.

Megabear

Vonnegut2506 wrote: »

Judging by this thread and the number of other threads you start, you seem to crave a lot of attention.

I assume people think that, but it's quite the opposite. My wife thinks I crave too little attention or am too cold. I'm just really, really, bored at work during down time.

leepalmer95

Very funny... ha.

Megabear

StormWylf wrote: »

Yeah, about that... No, not funny.

You ever watch "Man on the Moon"? Sometimes, a joke is made not for others but for yourself. I expected negative responses to this joke, and that in itself is a joke and so are the negative responses

Megabear

Darlgon wrote: »

This meme made me laugh the most lol.

Megabear

Phage wrote: »

This one made me laugh too

Turelus

I stopped being 12 quite a while ago... the world is very different now.

max_only

Mhm.

EP always fall for BoFA.

Mashille

Turelus wrote: »

I stopped being 12 quite a while ago... the world is very different now.

Now you see that's seems quite odd to me because, as a man, the older I get, the younger I seem to become

T1y4hoon

STOP MAKING THREADS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Megabear

Here's a clip of Andy Kaufman if you aren't familiar with this guy. He's THE original troll.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wUe5aEwHM

Ghettokid

Oh no, I sense lot of negativity here. Stop being so mean and sing along:

Some say, "Love, it is a river
That drowns the tender reed"
Some say, "Love, it is a razor
That leaves your soul to bleed"

Some say, "Love, it is a a hunger
An endless aching need"
I say, "Love, it is an Orc
And you it's only seed"

It's the heart that fears breaking
That never learns to dance
It's the dream, afraid of waking
That never takes the chance

It's the one, who won't be taken
Who can not seem to give
And the soul afraid of dying
That never learns to live

When the night has been too lonely
And the road has been too long
And you think that love is only
For the lucky and the strong

Just remember in the winter
Far beneath the bitter snows
Life's the seed, that with the sun's love
In the spring becomes the rose

Mashille

@Ghettokid

Your post didn't have the word 'Orc' in it anywhere...

Unsubbed, unfollowed, unliked, unfriended.

Ghettokid

Mashille wrote: »

@Ghettokid

Your post didn't have the word 'Orc' in it anywhere...

Unsubbed, unfollowed, unliked, unfriended.

Yeah fixed it.Orc

Mashille

Fixed It Properly:

Ghettokid wrote: »

Oh Orc, I Orc a lot of Orc here. Stop being so Orc and Orc along:

Some say, "Orc, it is a river
That drowns the tender Orc"
Some say, "Love, it is a Orc
That leaves your soul to Orc"

Some say, "Love, it is a a Orc
An endless aching Orc"
I say, "Love, it is a Orc
And you it's only Orc"

It's the heart that fears Orc
That never learns to Orc
It's the dream, afraid of Orc
That never takes the Orc

It's the one, who won't be Orc
Who can not seem to Orc
And the soul afraid of Orc
That never learns to Orc

When the night has been too Orc
And the road has been too Orc
And you think that love is Orc
For the lucky and the Orc

Just remember in the Orc
Far beneath the bitter Orc
Life's the seed, that with the sun's Orc
In the spring becomes theOrcrose

Orc

Tryxus

Ghettokid

Mashille wrote: »

Fixed It Properly:

Ghettokid wrote: »

Oh Orc, I Orc a lot of Orc here. Stop being so Orc and Orc along:

Some say, "Orc, it is a river
That drowns the tender Orc"
Some say, "Love, it is a Orc
That leaves your soul to Orc"

Some say, "Love, it is a a Orc
An endless aching Orc"
I say, "Love, it is a Orc
And you it's only Orc"

It's the heart that fears Orc
That never learns to Orc
It's the dream, afraid of Orc
That never takes the Orc

It's the one, who won't be Orc
Who can not seem to Orc
And the soul afraid of Orc
That never learns to Orc

When the night has been too Orc
And the road has been too Orc
And you think that love is Orc
For the lucky and the Orc

Just remember in the Orc
Far beneath the bitter Orc
Life's the seed, that with the sun's Orc
In the spring becomes theOrcrose

Orc

❤️ Orc ❤️

Vrienda

They should merge all zone chats.

CyrusArya

Zonechat in stonefalls is legitimately the most hilarious thing in eso cus of the critical mass of stupid mindless zone chat trolls. Literally every time I go there, there's always the most intense and passionate debate raging about the most ridiculous and inappropriate topics. The last I recall was a heated forum on the rights of transgender people.

Megabear

CyrusArya wrote: »

Zonechat in stonefalls is legitimately the most hilarious thing in eso cus of the critical mass of stupid mindless zone chat trolls. Literally every time I go there, there's always the most intense and passionate debate raging about the most ridiculous and inappropriate topics. The last I recall was a heated forum on the rights of transgender people.

I agree with you, and I never get in the middle of such debates. In fact I usually have my zone chat off.

TheShadowScout

Megabear wrote: »

Me: Oh, my tail is frontal by the way...

...what's next, making an argonian character named "Walks with both hands" and then complaining to everyone you meet that your name is misspelled because that darn dunmer clerk couldn't tell an "N" from an "L"?

WuffyCerulei

I enjoy zone chat when stupid stuff like this goes on. No one's being a jerk really. And the game IS rated M for mature, so kinky stuff like that is perfectly fine. It only goes downhill when someone starts being racist/sexist/anything legit bad.

Anlace

Stop doing that. You're the reason people can't get help with WBs and stuff, we've all turned off zone chat to get away from you.

geonsocal

yeppers, it's a mmo and we're all just looking for a little social intercourse...sometimes just playing with yourself isn't quite as satisfying...always a bit of fun to involve a stranger or two...

see you've finally hit on the ideal avatar - congrats