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I am not tiny and adorable!

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  • Tezlakipuka
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    This whole thread is adorable.
  • MarbleQuiche
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    When people think you're tiny and adorable, the last thing they expect is for you to rip their throat out with your teeth.

    Swings and roundabouts, I guess.

    "Wow, you so big and... Stupid". You can load it right back!
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    *autocorrected nonsense, but it sounds amusing enough to me that I've taken up ballet
  • BigBragg
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    D'awwww!
    Cadwell, I seem to have run out of forks to give.
  • starkerealm
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    AzraelKrieg wrote: »
    Get yourself a small pet. It will make you feel bigger by comparison :D

    But, where will she find an even smaller bosmer?
  • starkerealm
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    MarbleQuiche wrote: »
    When people think you're tiny and adorable, the last thing they expect is for you to rip their throat out with your teeth.

    Swings and roundabouts, I guess.

    "Wow, you so big and... Stupid". You can load it right back!

    "What's big, stupid, smells terrible and has two heads? Wait, my mistake, you only have one."
  • vyndral13preub18_ESO
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    You guys crack me up. Power to the small people!
  • SlinkySlack
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    This thread makes me think of the crown store item called the "adorable assassin".

    NPC (or any target) walking down the street, sees you walking up to them, starts to say: "hey look, its the adorable assBWAHHHAAaa..." as their throat gets cut and blood everywhere.

    Its just to contradictory but still it has such a nice ring to it: "Adorable assassin"
  • Tryxus
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    Cute
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
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  • JerzeeDevil
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    Wood Elf= Master Race
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  • Enslaved
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    JerzeeDevil wrote: »
    Wood Elf= Reverse Vegan Race

    FTFY

    Edited by Enslaved on July 12, 2017 11:42AM
  • JerzeeDevil
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    Enslaved wrote: »
    JerzeeDevil wrote: »
    Wood Elf= Reverse Vegan Race

    FTFY

    Masters gotta eat, too!

    Don't hate, participate :wink:
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  • Enslaved
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    JerzeeDevil wrote: »
    Enslaved wrote: »
    JerzeeDevil wrote: »
    Wood Elf= Reverse Vegan Race

    FTFY

    Masters gotta eat, too!

    Don't hate, participate :wink:

    Do Bosmers see Altmers as Haute Cuisine?
  • AcadianPaladin
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    My tiny adorable Bosmer gets that alot. But in her case, its true. :)
    PC NA(no Steam), PvE, mostly solo
  • DivinityDay
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    JerzeeDevil wrote: »
    Wood Elf= Master Race

    Shush! They might get nerfed! Then they'll be even tinier!
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  • Diggitydug
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    On the next crate season, get one of the new Pony pets that has been datamined. It will look like a full size horse next to you.
  • Tezlakipuka
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    DivinityDay wrote: »
    JerzeeDevil wrote: »
    Wood Elf= Master Race

    Shush! They might get nerfed! Then they'll be even tinier!

    Wow. Look out to not step on a micro bosmer by "accident". It's hard to get your shoes clean again
  • AzraelKrieg
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    starkerealm wrote: »
    AzraelKrieg wrote: »
    Get yourself a small pet. It will make you feel bigger by comparison :D

    But, where will she find an even smaller bosmer?

    Hmm. You have a point. Maybe something small like a nixad then
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  • vyndral13preub18_ESO
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    Diggitydug wrote: »
    On the next crate season, get one of the new Pony pets that has been datamined. It will look like a full size horse next to you.

    I don't buy crown crates anymore... She almost got crushed by one in a freak accident...
  • AcadianPaladin
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    Nice thing about being tiny and adorable is that you are also a small target. (Okay, I'm joking - I have no idea nor interest in the size of the game's 'hit boxes'.)
    PC NA(no Steam), PvE, mostly solo
  • ZOS_Ragnar
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    We have closed this thread as it is more about launching attacks on a member of the community, then it is about the game.
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