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Good job ZOS, now I feel guilty!

Danikat
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I go away for 3 days, having one of the best weekends of my life, but unfortunately unable to log into ESO.

Then I come back to this:
"Pacrooti was cornered by the Collector's men today, and though they did not force him to unleash the Whispering Fang upon them, they did say they would give Pacrooti the chance to send this last shipment of components to you before Pacrooti would have to go with them. He hopes they reach you in a timely manner. esaelp dnes pleh"

The one time hireling mail apparently needs to arrive quickly and I'm away.
PC EU player. | PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

"Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair"
  • Chilly-McFreeze
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    It will take a long time to wash Pacrooti's blood of your hands.
  • Danikat
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    But I'm trying to support him finding honest...alternative employment so he can give up pushing crown crates and move on.
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  • BlackSparrow
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    WhiteMage wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure that he deserved whatever he got for peddling crown crates to children.

    Except Crown Crates were implemented after that was initially written.

    Clearly, the Collectors are the ones forcing him to peddle the Crates. He sells a certain number a week, or they cut off his tail. :'(
    Edited by BlackSparrow on June 19, 2017 9:37PM
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    "Elsweyr, yay or nay?"

    Nephikah the Houseless, dunmer assassin: "If circumstances try to drive me there, maybe. Right now, it just sounds like a lot of sand in my boots."
    Swum-Many-Waters, elderly argonian healer: "The simple thought of it dries my scales. I ventured into Elsweyr long ago, but I may be getting too old to make the journey again."
    Silh'ki, khajiit warrior-chef: "This one looks forward to seeing her home sands again. Perhaps she will make her home village many fish sticks!"
    Peregrine Huntress, bosmer hunter: "I could do much with a good dragon hide."
    Lorenyawe, altmer mechanist: "I see little need to muck about some ancient tomb. Too much work to do elsewhere. No, that was not an intentional pun."
    Lorelai Magpie, breton thief: "Stealing from the Ban Daar is always a fun challenge. Sometimes, they steal their stuff back!"
    Rasheda the Burning Heart, redguard knight: "While I try to stay at Swum-Many-Waters' side, the whispers of an undead threat worry me."
    Hex-Eye Azabi, khajiit daedric priestess: "Perhaps. The lady Mephala spins many webs, and I can see there being benefit in sending me into the path of an undead invasion."
    Yngva Stormhammer, nord bandit (reformed...ish): "I hear there will be dragons. I would be a disappointment to my Nord heritage if I did not try to slay them."
    Madam Argentia, dunmer aristocrat: "I have little desire to waltz across the desert for weeks at a time. It's terrible for the complexion."
    Mazie gra-Bolga, orc scout: "Uh... I'm kinda busy up in Wrothgar, sorry!"
    Felicia the Wanderer, imperial witch-for-hire: "The Khajiit usually throw some nice contracts my way. I'm sure Jimila will have something that will take me there."
    Calico Jaka-dra, retired khajiit pirate: "This one is happy to check back on her homeland after grand adventures drew her away! Let the kittens call her -dra instead of -daro now!"
    Shimmerbeam, blind altmer psijic: "My lady Meridia does detest the undead. I may need to sneak out on my duties on Artaeum to address it."

    (Signature idea shamelessly stolen from Abeille.)
  • Megabear
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    That is freaking hilarious. I love those hireling notes. I can't believe they are so good.
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  • Sigtric
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    Hireling emails are good but Pacrooti is a drug dealer. Hopefully the replacement hireling is better and not in-league with other questionables that will drag them away too.
    Edited by Sigtric on June 19, 2017 9:57PM
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