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ESO Bard Songs

  • ZOS_SoundMaster
    ZOS_SoundMaster
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    Here it is...the full roster:

    VANILLA:
    Malukah = Generic (though I hate to call her that!) Female Bard
    Kari Wahlgren = Nord Female Bard
    Crispin Freeman = Generic Male Bard
    Jim Cummings (yes, Winnie The Poo) = Nord Male Bard

    MORROWIND:
    Cindy Robinson = Dunmer Female Bard
    Gideon Emery = Dunmer Male Bard
    Edited by ZOS_GinaBruno on July 12, 2017 3:20PM
    Brad Derrick
    Audio Director / Composer
    Staff Post
  • Shad0wfire99
    Shad0wfire99
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    Knew I heard Malukah in Vivec City.


    XBox NA
  • rhapsodious
    rhapsodious
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    Here it is...the full roster:

    VANILLA:
    Malukah = Generic (though I hate to call her that!) Female Bard
    Kari Wahlgren = Nord Female Bard
    Crispin Freeman = Generic Male Bard
    Jim Cummings (yes, Winnie The Poo) = Nord Male Bard

    MORROWIND:
    Cindy Robinson = Dunmer Female Bard
    Gideon Emery = Dunmer Male Bard

    Let me tell you, it sure is something when you hear lovable characters like Winnie the Pooh and Tigger say "DID YOU SEE HOW IDESA CARRIES ON WITH THAT DAHK ELF? IT'S DEESKUSTINK!"

    Out of curiosity why do the Nord bards have different VOs? Crispin Freeman voices Nords in the game (Hey Fancy Man being the one I can think of first), could he not do the Nord singing or did you just want variety?
  • lonewolf26
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    I knew I'd recognized Crispin Freeman's voice! I listen to his voice acting podcast regularly.
  • QuebraRegra
    QuebraRegra
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    LMar wrote: »
    I am loving the new Cliff Strider Song! It hearkens back to the Cliff Racer song, flying so hiiigh XD

    You can actually find a note with all the lyrics within the game and then hear the bard sing the song. I found the note and the bard in Gnisis.

    "While cliff-racers spread their wings, so broad,
    And lesser birds bend their knees, so awed,
    You snarl, and hiss, and spit, and screech!
    I hear the guars grunting each to each,
    "What a terror! What savage speech!"

    Oh to be like you.
    Your temper flares at the smallest offense,
    You snatch our guars and mangle our fence!
    You nest in our lofts, spray dung on the wall,
    Tear up our roofs like a mid-summer squall,
    Frighten our children and make the babes bawl,
    Promise you'll never change.

    Cliff-strider, stride so high,
    On fiery crags, you touch the sky!
    Cliff-strider, stride so high,

    Screech loud as thunder, may you never die!
    You're vengeful and petty like my mother-in-law,
    You stink like you've got old fish in your craw,
    Your shrieks shatter glass, and rattle my ears,
    Your rotten-fig smell brings grown mer to tears,
    You *** on our pillows, they smell bad for years,
    You're Vvardefell's pride and joy!

    Cliff-strider, stride so high,
    On fiery crags, you touch the sky!
    Cliff-strider, stride so high,
    Screech loud as thunder, may you never die!"

    I mean... this is gold!

    Loved the old cliffracer song.. where can I hear this (I have MORROWIND)? Thanks.
  • Pendrillion
    Pendrillion
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    In Vivec St. Delyn or in the Tavern in Gnisis
  • Vanthras79
    Vanthras79
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    LMar wrote: »
    I am loving the new Cliff Strider Song! It hearkens back to the Cliff Racer song, flying so hiiigh XD

    You can actually find a note with all the lyrics within the game and then hear the bard sing the song. I found the note and the bard in Gnisis.

    "While cliff-racers spread their wings, so broad,
    And lesser birds bend their knees, so awed,
    You snarl, and hiss, and spit, and screech!
    I hear the guars grunting each to each,
    "What a terror! What savage speech!"

    Oh to be like you.
    Your temper flares at the smallest offense,
    You snatch our guars and mangle our fence!
    You nest in our lofts, spray dung on the wall,
    Tear up our roofs like a mid-summer squall,
    Frighten our children and make the babes bawl,
    Promise you'll never change.

    Cliff-strider, stride so high,
    On fiery crags, you touch the sky!
    Cliff-strider, stride so high,

    Screech loud as thunder, may you never die!
    You're vengeful and petty like my mother-in-law,
    You stink like you've got old fish in your craw,
    Your shrieks shatter glass, and rattle my ears,
    Your rotten-fig smell brings grown mer to tears,
    You *** on our pillows, they smell bad for years,
    You're Vvardefell's pride and joy!

    Cliff-strider, stride so high,
    On fiery crags, you touch the sky!
    Cliff-strider, stride so high,
    Screech loud as thunder, may you never die!"

    I mean... this is gold!

    Hands down favorite bard song. Even why I changed my avatar!
    Norion Germain - Telvanni Wizard, Covenant Battle Mage, Mage's Guild Magister, Resident of Daggerfall Overlook, Lord of Tel Galen, Psijic Monk, Antiquarian, Breton Scholar, and Traveler.

  • HeavyMetalAngel
    I do love the bards in Elder Scrolls. It's awesome to know the voice actors who sing the bards' voices! Thanks, @SoundMaster & @ZOS_GinaBruno !
    The hand prints are bloody because the puppy outran the bunny
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