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Story Time!
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Hey kids! I heard you've all been getting pretty excited about the new patch notes, so I decided to pop in and add to the fun! This is a story about ESO and all of its kind hearted players. But before we start reading, let's remind ourselves that ESO is really just a game and that we shouldn't get super duper upset if the story doesn't end how we want, okay?
Well, I don't actually have a story, but hey y'all need to calm down, these forums are starting to look like downtown Detroit or something.
How's about instead of yelling that Zeni and PvP must die, why don't we play the waiting game until Morrowind comes out, doesn't that sound better?!?! Now kids, I know all those mythical troll creatures still live around here somewhere, so don't be surprised if you see some in the comments on this thread!
(Zeni, I am now officially your only defender on these forums right now, if you close this thread then I'll probably cry really loudly until you open it again)
Edited by Stovahkiin on April 30, 2017 2:27PM Well, I don't actually have a story, but hey y'all need to calm down, these forums are starting to look like downtown Detroit or something.
How's about instead of yelling that Zeni and PvP must die, why don't we play the waiting game until Morrowind comes out, doesn't that sound better?!?! Now kids, I know all those mythical troll creatures still live around here somewhere, so don't be surprised if you see some in the comments on this thread!
(Zeni, I am now officially your only defender on these forums right now, if you close this thread then I'll probably cry really loudly until you open it again)
Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!
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✭✭✭✭Everytime I hear or read the words "Story time" all I can think of is Thomas SandersGold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 501 -
Emothic✭✭✭✭In another thread I pretty much stated: "If player stop complaining about each patch note change, and spend that time planning and preparing their character build for the next update. Then it won't be as bad when the update is released.". I would copy and paste what I said, but I'm using the Xbox One Enternet Explorer app and can't copy and past.Edited by Emothic on April 30, 2017 2:40PMLord Emothic Von Hellsing of ze Hellsing Family.
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✭✭Rohamad_Ali wrote: »2nd worse story ever .
Patrick still holds 1st place .
How dare you! Patrick's story deserves to be in a museum gosh darn it!Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!0 -
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✭✭✭If ZOS doesn't include Gina's phone number, a weekly massage from Rich, an apology(Jesse Jackson in Southpark style) from Eric, and a 5 inch enhancement surgery with the expansion... then that's it I quit.
I swear to god the more demand threads I see over the proposed changes which are in PTS now, the more I want ZOS to keep those changes.Runs| Orc Nightblade • Chim-el Adabal| Dunmer Templar • M'air the Honest| Khajiit Templar
Oddity| Altmer Sorceror • Drizlo| Orc DragonKnight • Lady Ra Gada| Redguard Sorceror
Taste-of-Hist-Sap| Argonian Nightblade • War'den Peace| Khajiit Warden • Little Warden Annie Altmer Warden
Ports with Blood| Breton Templar • Dirty-Old-Man| Dunmer DragonKnight • Eyes-of-the-Sun| Argonian DragonKnight
Bleak Mystique| Nord Warden • Polychronopolous| Imperial Sorceror • Bullcrit| Khajiit Nightblade
PC NA CP 1250+ and still a noob
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✭✭✭✭✭Stovahkiin wrote: »Rohamad_Ali wrote: »2nd worse story ever .
Patrick still holds 1st place .
How dare you! Patrick's story deserves to be in a museum gosh darn it!
You ever notice that Patrick Star and Rich Lambert both wear shorts all the time ?5 -
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✭✭Rohamad_Ali wrote: »Stovahkiin wrote: »Rohamad_Ali wrote: »2nd worse story ever .
Patrick still holds 1st place .
How dare you! Patrick's story deserves to be in a museum gosh darn it!
You ever notice that Patrick Star and Rich Lambert both wear shorts all the time ?
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RT_Frank✭✭✭Stovahkiin wrote: »
That's not the point he's making. Your asking people to respect ZOS but you're not giving said people the same respect, hence your contradiction that @BigBragg is pointing out. I love it when people contradict themselves on the forums. There is so much irony here that it satisfies my daily intake...
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✭✭Stovahkiin wrote: »
That's not the point he's making. Your asking people to respect ZOS but you're not giving said people the same respect, hence your contradiction that @BigBragg is pointing out. I love it when people contradict themselves on the forums. There is so much irony here that it satisfies my daily intake...
You don't understand satire do you? The whole point of this thread was to essentially poke fun at this whole natch potes situation.
Taking things too seriously is why we can't have nice things guysEdited by Stovahkiin on April 30, 2017 4:17PMBeware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!0 -
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It's the same people that scream "nerf this!" and "nerf that!" asking the developers to make the game easier for them rather than Learning to Play so they can Adapt and Overcome2 -
RT_Frank✭✭✭Stovahkiin wrote: »Stovahkiin wrote: »
That's not the point he's making. Your asking people to respect ZOS but you're not giving said people the same respect, hence your contradiction that @BigBragg is pointing out. I love it when people contradict themselves on the forums. There is so much irony here that it satisfies my daily intake...
You don't understand satire do you? The whole point of this thread was to essentially poke fun at this whole natch potes situation.
Taking things too seriously is why we can't have nice things guys
Call it whatever you want, it's still a contradiction. You're just disrespecting people who are disrespecting other people. If calling it a satire somehow exonerates you from contributing to the problem (of the lack of constructive criticism here) then good on ya pal.0 -
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✭✭Stovahkiin wrote: »Stovahkiin wrote: »
That's not the point he's making. Your asking people to respect ZOS but you're not giving said people the same respect, hence your contradiction that @BigBragg is pointing out. I love it when people contradict themselves on the forums. There is so much irony here that it satisfies my daily intake...
You don't understand satire do you? The whole point of this thread was to essentially poke fun at this whole natch potes situation.
Taking things too seriously is why we can't have nice things guys
Call it whatever you want, it's still a contradiction. You're just disrespecting people who are disrespecting other people. If calling it a satire somehow exonerates you from contributing to the problem (of the lack of constructive criticism here) then good on ya pal.
Mmk thenBeware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!0
