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Who else loves trolling WGT?

Kharnamatic
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I always love WGT pledge days.

Get instapops in the queue as a tank, everyone is so relieved when they see a CP600 pop into their dungeon expecting an experienced player and an easy mode run. I get my group smoothly through the first two bosses, but oh boy when we hit the planar inhibitor it's time for the fun to begin. I'll deliberately avoid doing the portals and the other members of my party - they can't do anything about it. It's impossible to dps the fat boys that spawn out of the portals and everyone dies in all-consuming fire.

After the first wipe, the accusations begin. Who doesn't know the mechanics? Of course I say I know the mechanics and who's going to doubt me? I'm CP600. Nobody knows who didn't do the portals, the game doesn't tell you, and people are so unwilling to kick the tank because the queue for replacing one is so long. And as we wipe over and over again, the finger pointing gets worse and worse. The healer blames the dps, the dps blames the healer, the racial and autistic slurs start flying and here come the vote kicks. Meanwhile I'm just laughing my ass off because no-one knows it's me. It's me that's stopping them from progressing.

I thank the devs every day that they came up with a dungeon where one single player can break up a group.

Every WGT pledge day after dinner I do this for 3 hours before going to bed. I must leave at least 30 players per session raging behind their keyboards and uninstalling the game.

I know you all are going to say I lead a very sad existence, but hey don't blame me: I'm a millennial, I've never known another life. Stuck in my *** internship job getting shouted at by my boss all day. Stuck in my squalid flat because housing prices are out of control. Stuck in a country that has no future because it's led by Trump. If it weren't for ESO I'd have gone insane a long time ago. WGT is the one place where I can have power over other people.

Oh WGT, I love you.
  • Brrrofski
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    Don't even need a tank, so you're useless in there anyway.
  • Vipstaakki
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    They totally deserve that. Keep doing good work!
  • getemshauna
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    What portals? Does someone still do mechanics here? I don't remember my single try without bursting him completly ignoring the portals lol
    Edited by getemshauna on April 30, 2017 8:11AM
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  • Kihamai
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    Except you actually can tell who has portals because there's some kind of black cluster of swirls around their head. :b
    pc na | trash tier
  • mewcatus
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    You do realize, you just made at least one person permenently blacklist your nickname from ever grouping with you ?
  • KingYogi415
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    PLOT TWIST!

    This was done to OP and he's super salty.

    Cheers!
  • Delta1038
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    Meh, differences of people I suppose. As also a millenial with a dead end job, terrible housing options, and in a country with president who makes me cringe I have none of the attitude about this that you do. For me I would find more enjoyment out of helping people rather than screwing them over. But as I said, differences of people.
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  • Arthg
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    This is borderline sociopathic, don't feed that trend and find yourself a new hobby.
    PC/EU. NoCP PvP. sDK Orc IRL. Flawless tamperor. Pro scrub.
  • Vipstaakki
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    Anyway. People have to learn that champion points do not equal experience.
    We need CP600 people to do this so the elitists learn.
    Edited by Vipstaakki on April 30, 2017 8:25AM
  • smackysmacks
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    I find it sad your choice of therapy is to cause unhappiness for other people. One thing I've learned in life is you tend to get back what you put out.
  • notimetocare
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    Trolling≠being a cancer. Trolls are funny, this makes me feel bad for how pathetic your life must be

    And you are sadly the millennials stereotype. Stop blaming the world for your own failure
    Edited by notimetocare on April 30, 2017 8:34AM
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    Edited by [Deleted User] on April 30, 2017 9:52AM
  • Sharee
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    I never understood people who intentionally make other suffer, and even have fun doing it. It's like you're from another planet, as far as i'm concerned.
  • Brrrofski
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    Sharee wrote: »
    I never understood people who intentionally make other suffer, and even have fun doing it. It's like you're from another planet, as far as i'm concerned.

    Because you probably have a meaningful life.
  • notimetocare
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    Sharee wrote: »
    I never understood people who intentionally make other suffer, and even have fun doing it. It's like you're from another planet, as far as i'm concerned.

    Trolling can be fun, even the trolled people can gey a laugh from time to time. This idiot has confused trolling with being an absolute donkey
  • Huyen
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    I always love WGT pledge days.

    Get instapops in the queue as a tank, everyone is so relieved when they see a CP600 pop into their dungeon expecting an experienced player and an easy mode run. I get my group smoothly through the first two bosses, but oh boy when we hit the planar inhibitor it's time for the fun to begin. I'll deliberately avoid doing the portals and the other members of my party - they can't do anything about it. It's impossible to dps the fat boys that spawn out of the portals and everyone dies in all-consuming fire.

    After the first wipe, the accusations begin. Who doesn't know the mechanics? Of course I say I know the mechanics and who's going to doubt me? I'm CP600. Nobody knows who didn't do the portals, the game doesn't tell you, and people are so unwilling to kick the tank because the queue for replacing one is so long. And as we wipe over and over again, the finger pointing gets worse and worse. The healer blames the dps, the dps blames the healer, the racial and autistic slurs start flying and here come the vote kicks. Meanwhile I'm just laughing my ass off because no-one knows it's me. It's me that's stopping them from progressing.

    I thank the devs every day that they came up with a dungeon where one single player can break up a group.

    Every WGT pledge day after dinner I do this for 3 hours before going to bed. I must leave at least 30 players per session raging behind their keyboards and uninstalling the game.

    I know you all are going to say I lead a very sad existence, but hey don't blame me: I'm a millennial, I've never known another life. Stuck in my *** internship job getting shouted at by my boss all day. Stuck in my squalid flat because housing prices are out of control. Stuck in a country that has no future because it's led by Trump. If it weren't for ESO I'd have gone insane a long time ago. WGT is the one place where I can have power over other people.

    Oh WGT, I love you.

    You sir should be ashamed of yourself!
    Huyen Shadowpaw, dedicated nightblade tank - PS4 (Retired)
    Huyen Swiftpaw, nightblade dps - PC EU (Retired)
    Huyen Lightpaw, templar healer - PC EU (Retired)
    Huyen Swiftpaw, necromancer dps - PC EU (Retired)
    Huyen Swiftpaw, dragonknight (no defined role yet)

    "Failure is only the opportunity to begin again. Only this time, more wisely" - Uncle Iroh
  • Zagnut123Zagnut123
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    I always love WGT pledge days.

    Get instapops in the queue as a tank, everyone is so relieved when they see a CP600 pop into their dungeon expecting an experienced player and an easy mode run. I get my group smoothly through the first two bosses, but oh boy when we hit the planar inhibitor it's time for the fun to begin. I'll deliberately avoid doing the portals and the other members of my party - they can't do anything about it. It's impossible to dps the fat boys that spawn out of the portals and everyone dies in all-consuming fire.

    After the first wipe, the accusations begin. Who doesn't know the mechanics? Of course I say I know the mechanics and who's going to doubt me? I'm CP600. Nobody knows who didn't do the portals, the game doesn't tell you, and people are so unwilling to kick the tank because the queue for replacing one is so long. And as we wipe over and over again, the finger pointing gets worse and worse. The healer blames the dps, the dps blames the healer, the racial and autistic slurs start flying and here come the vote kicks. Meanwhile I'm just laughing my ass off because no-one knows it's me. It's me that's stopping them from progressing.

    I thank the devs every day that they came up with a dungeon where one single player can break up a group.

    Every WGT pledge day after dinner I do this for 3 hours before going to bed. I must leave at least 30 players per session raging behind their keyboards and uninstalling the game.

    I know you all are going to say I lead a very sad existence, but hey don't blame me: I'm a millennial, I've never known another life. Stuck in my *** internship job getting shouted at by my boss all day. Stuck in my squalid flat because housing prices are out of control. Stuck in a country that has no future because it's led by Trump. If it weren't for ESO I'd have gone insane a long time ago. WGT is the one place where I can have power over other people.

    Oh WGT, I love you.

    Your issue issue isnt the things you laid out 'being a mellinial, trump being president or having a *** job' you just dont have empathy my friend have a fun life as a sociopath. I hope im never your neighbor.
  • psychotic13
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    The fact you found that so fun you had to write a thread about it is worrying, what are you like 12? Grow up kid
  • notimetocare
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    The fact you found that so fun you had to write a thread about it is worrying, what are you like 12? Grow up kid

    Millennials that blame the world for all their woes are generally mid to late 20s and mentally in 10th grade still. Probably this guy to a T
  • Faulgor
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    That was very insightful.
    Alandrol Sul: He's making another Numidium?!?
    Vivec: Worse, buddy. They're buying it.
  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    If this attitude and everything you said is first-degree, as-is, literally, then I feel terribly sorry for you.

    If your post is, as I suspect, third-degree, then it describes so many twisted behaviours of people in MMOs (and far beyond !) so accurately that I applaud sincerely.

    Either way, one thing is true here : the planar inhibitor fight is one of the few spots in the game where success can be compromised by one player and noone can compensate for it. I think this is a design flaw and team members should always be able to compensate for each other. The portal mechanic is not a 4-player mechanic but a repeated 1-player mechanic where we cannot choose who's the chosen one. Not good.

    Edited by anitajoneb17_ESO on April 30, 2017 9:06AM
  • lunalitetempler
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    Edited by lunalitetempler on April 30, 2017 9:05AM
  • Gargath
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    Stuck in a country that has no future because it's led by Trump.
    I do pity you. Look around sometimes, for the world around you, see the powerty, poorness, wars and misery. Then look back at your country led-by-Trump, which is desired by so many and which is your prisor as you speak. You are just unable to see that you should be happy to live there. Can't understand why do you people don't appreciate your luck and always complain :| .

    PC EU (PL): 14 characters. ESO player since 06.08.2015. Farkas finest quote: "Some people don't think I'm smart. Those people get my fist. But you, I like."
  • Vipstaakki
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    Gargath wrote: »
    Stuck in a country that has no future because it's led by Trump.
    I do pity you. Look around sometimes, for the world around you, see the powerty, poorness, wars and misery. Then look back at your country led-by-Trump, which is desired by so many and which is your prisor as you speak. You are just unable to see that you should be happy to live there. Can't understand why do you people don't appreciate your luck and always complain :| .

    And who do you think the wars and misery are caused by in the middle east?
    Didn't Trump just drop a missile in Syria?
    Edited by Vipstaakki on April 30, 2017 9:13AM
  • Muttsmutt
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    the NA clown fiesta legends are true
    PC-EU // UNDEAD
  • stevepdodson_ESO888
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    Delta1038 wrote: »
    Meh, differences of people I suppose. As also a millenial with a dead end job, terrible housing options, and in a country with president who makes me cringe I have none of the attitude about this that you do. For me I would find more enjoyment out of helping people rather than screwing them over. But as I said, differences of people.

    i think you also just described France :pensive:
  • Houshiki
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    Firstly, the game does indicate who has the portals. There's a subtle, but noticeable effect around the head of whoever has portals.

    Secondly, people need to stop equating cp to skill/experience considering just how easy it is to grind cp nowadays.

    Lastly, often times people mistake griefing for trolling. This? This I would consider the former.
  • Phinix1
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    Why is this fun for you?

    Oh wait, I forgot. I don't care.
  • notimetocare
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    Phinix1 wrote: »
    Why is this fun for you?

    Oh wait, I forgot. I don't care.

    Like us and you <3
    Edited by notimetocare on April 30, 2017 10:03AM
  • ValkynSketha
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    Rude.
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