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Just thought that it was a pretty fitting title for next patch.

Anyone got some funny ones? Fire away :lol:

PS: Not a rage thread, just thought it could be cool to have some positive vibes on these forums and just make fun of what's going to happen to us next patch.
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    colig wrote: »
    Elder Scrolls Online: Morrowind P2W Warden Everything Nerfed Edition with rainbow sprinkles on top. Comes with a free side of forum apologists, gitgudists, casualists, pvprofessionals, ZOSevangelists, PTS wunderkids, washed up streamers, ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-quitters, plain old trolls, clueless newbies and apathetic khajiits. All this for the sweet sweet price of your stone cold conviction this expansion/DLC/whatever new marketing term ZOS comes up with couldn't be anything other than a slam dunk victory in the nostalgia hoop for the Morrowind faithful.

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    OP's is best. But...

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    I Forgot What Pay To Win Means: Standard MMO Practices Limited

    Edit for clarification: Paygate does not mean pay to win, paygates are standard MMO practices
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    bad elder scrolls online memes online: bad elder scrolls online memes unlimited

    please will this horrible meme ever die
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    IzakiBrotherSs wrote: »
    Just thought that it was a pretty fitting title for next patch.

    Anyone got some funny ones? Fire away :lol:

    PS: Not a rage thread, just thought it could be cool to have some positive vibes on these forums and just make fun of what's going to happen to us next patch.

    I'm ...not sure if you're joking or not with that one. Unless I've misread something, they're nerfing sustain in a number of ways across a number of builds/classes. Where is the Unlimited part of that? Not angry, just curious to see if I've missed something.
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    Elder Scrolls Online: Morrowind is coming.

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    LadyLavina wrote: »
    IzakiBrotherSs wrote: »
    Just thought that it was a pretty fitting title for next patch.

    Anyone got some funny ones? Fire away :lol:

    PS: Not a rage thread, just thought it could be cool to have some positive vibes on these forums and just make fun of what's going to happen to us next patch.

    I'm ...not sure if you're joking or not with that one. Unless I've misread something, they're nerfing sustain in a number of ways across a number of builds/classes. Where is the Unlimited part of that? Not angry, just curious to see if I've missed something.


    If you weave a heavy attack after each skill then there are unlimited resources
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    This is a buff if you don't know it is a nerf.
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    Senile Wrobel Online: Nerfs Unlimited
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    It's a shame that there isn't some kind of beta system that like, they can test features on before rolling them out game wide, and find out if the nerfs are too extreme or make tweaks before releasing. As we all know ESO was IDENTICAL on release to what everyone saw in the betas for the game and literally nothing changed at all between beta and release.
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