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"Do you know how long I've been looking for you?"

PieMaster1
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Let's all just take a moment and inhale the hate in which we have garnered for the universally annoying Stuga.

I mean, every single time I'm in a major city, this wannabe royalty wastrel teleports out of nowhere and runs right up to me. I am 100% certain that this has happened to all of you...A great many times, considering no one goes to Orsinium until at least lvl 50.

Anyone else want to tie cinderblocks to her so she won't come out of the ocean this time?
Edited by PieMaster1 on April 11, 2017 3:53AM
  • NewBlacksmurf
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    Just talk to her and accept the quest and she'll stop forever
    -PC (PTS)/Xbox One: NewBlacksmurf
    ~<{[50]}>~ looks better than *501
  • mb10
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    The guy in Riften is more annoying for me I think.

    "Halt! I was sent for you!"
  • phairdon
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    Stuga is not the only annoying npc in this game. One in Craglorn appears all the time too.
    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • Gilvoth
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    i hate it, and it this happens in several zones, with several different characters, not just orsinium.
  • Gilvoth
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    Just talk to her and accept the quest and she'll stop forever

    i don't want the stupid quest!
    i hate pve in eso, it's nothing like morrowind quests. hate it!
  • max_only
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    "Hold! Hold there syrah!" No, you hold right there. Personal space dark elf SCREeeeeeee

    "SPEAK to me before entering Mournhold citizen" he says as I ride past him from the wayshrine INside the city to rob borrow mats from EP.

    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
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    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • Shad0wfire99
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    max_only wrote: »
    "Hold! Hold there syrah!" No, you hold right there. Personal space dark elf SCREeeeeeee

    "SPEAK to me before entering Mournhold citizen" he says as I ride past him from the wayshrine INside the city to rob borrow mats from EP.

    This. That dude is, by far, the most annoying.


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  • PieMaster1
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    Just talk to her and accept the quest and she'll stop forever

    I'm not sure if it's OCD, but I absolutely cannot stand quest log clutter..Especially taking in unwanted quests! It will be that one bane i'll carry with me until I reach CP 200!
  • KCLucky
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    Bera Moorsmith. "The Guild has a task for you". I haven't taken your damn task in 6 months, what makes you think I want it now. She even runs toward you for extra annoyance.
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Comrade a word! The guild has need of you!

    Excerpts from Case# PA12685-9

    Rohamad-Ali Vs The Fighter Guild

    Order of cease and desist and formal restraining order for continual harassment .
  • SirAndy
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    Let's all just take a moment and inhale the hate in which we have garnered for the universally annoying Stuga.
    I mean, every single time I'm in a major city, this wannabe royalty wastrel teleports out of nowhere and runs right up to me. I am 100% certain that this has happened to all of you...A great many times, considering no one goes to Orsinium until at least lvl 50.
    Anyone else want to tie cinderblocks to her so she won't come out of the ocean this time?

    Clearly, you weren't around when the bankers were still on perpetual repeat ...
    headbang.gif
  • BRogueNZ
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    Burn them!

    Burn them all!
  • max_only
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    Just talk to her and accept the quest and she'll stop forever

    She'll stop forever when she's dead. Ugh, I wish I could show her how my blade of woe works.
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
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    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • LadyLethalla
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    I hate the NPCs at the writ drop off zones, who say something each time you put a delivery in a chest. It's a relief to finally get to Craglorn, where that NPC says nothing. Now just need to get the other 6 of my characters enough skill points to put into each crafting skill to avoid that...
    x-TallyCat-x // PC EU DC - For the Covenant! // ESO Platinum trophy - 16th May 2017.
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  • max_only
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    I hate the NPCs at the writ drop off zones, who say something each time you put a delivery in a chest. It's a relief to finally get to Craglorn, where that NPC says nothing. Now just need to get the other 6 of my characters enough skill points to put into each crafting skill to avoid that...

    Well were you lifting with the legs? Always the legs?
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
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    It's all an ode to....you guessed it, the adoring fan. (Oblivion)
    Edited by Wrekkedd on April 11, 2017 5:04AM
  • trav2609rwb17_ESO
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    This one rides as fast as possible to get past as many of the people clamoring for this ones attention. Just as much fun as going to a real place where everyone wants to sell you something ((this one brews some more skooma just at the thought of it))
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
  • malicia
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    +1 for Stuga.

    I know there are others that does it, but for me Stuga came to represent them all. She always spammed Vukhel Guard's wayshrine. For me Vukhel Guard was basically the main starting area, so I used to return there quite often. I still do. I eventually took her quest just to shut her up. At first I refused to take the quest out of principle, but then I realized that I'm trying to outspite an infinite program loop. Bad idea, that.

    Stuga, dear Stuga. How I wish I could kill you. No blade of Woe for you, dear Stuga, but Beast Trap (how fitting!), Poison Arrow (to match the tone of your horrid voice). Finally, Dawnbreaker, just to make sure. I've saved a few fireworks and Cherry Blossoms for the occasion.
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    Not elite, not the best. Just enjoying ESO.
    Not the worst either. "Casual" != "totally ignorant"
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  • chaserstorm16909
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    Much worse is that woman in Craglorn who always says "Thank the stars, I didn't think I'd find anyone else out here". She even chases after you.
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    Best decision I ever made was setting the voice slider to 0.

    No more talk of deliveries to schools.
    Edited by WalksonGraves on April 11, 2017 5:34AM
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    What ZOS should do to cheaters is not to ban their accounts for cheating, but to program Stuga to follow them around constantly wherever they go, and repeat her infamous dialogue "Do you know how long I've been looking for you?"

    That's a good punishment that ZOS can slap down to cheaters and other offenders.
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    max_only wrote: »
    "Hold! Hold there syrah!" No, you hold right there. Personal space dark elf SCREeeeeeee

    "SPEAK to me before entering Mournhold citizen" he says as I ride past him from the wayshrine INside the city to rob borrow mats from EP.

    I broke into a house in Ebonheart, went to steal all the stuff when I suddenly heard "Hold! Hold there syrah!" That dude had actually followed me into the house and was standing in the doorway as though he wasn't going to let me out until I spoke to him!
    "I'm going to live forever..or at least die trying"

    drunken Nord & Tamriel streaker since Arena

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    I felt sorry for Stuga and took her quest. I have a lot to do before I can rebuild a city though...
    Edited by Sigourney_Frost on April 11, 2017 6:12AM
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    World's best forum name? @CreamedPieYum ?
  • Turelus
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    Just talk to her and accept the quest and she'll stop forever
    That feels to much like her winning.

    It's annoying though, would have rather her be static.

    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • dem0n1k
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    She never tells you how long she's been looking for you either!
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  • Kendaric
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    max_only wrote: »
    "Hold! Hold there syrah!" No, you hold right there. Personal space dark elf SCREeeeeeee

    "SPEAK to me before entering Mournhold citizen" he says as I ride past him from the wayshrine INside the city to rob borrow mats from EP.

    I broke into a house in Ebonheart, went to steal all the stuff when I suddenly heard "Hold! Hold there syrah!" That dude had actually followed me into the house and was standing in the doorway as though he wasn't going to let me out until I spoke to him!

    It's "sera", not "syrah" :)

    And yeah, that guy is the most annoying character along with Bera Moorsmth from the Fighters' Guild.
      PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!. Outfit slots not being accountwide is ridiculous given their price. PC EU/PC NA roleplayer and solo PvE quester
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      I hate this npc......lol
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      I hate the NPCs at the writ drop off zones, who say something each time you put a delivery in a chest.
      The one in Vuhkel Guard is the most annoying one. I run to get away from him after I make my deliveries.

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      SirAndy wrote: »
      Let's all just take a moment and inhale the hate in which we have garnered for the universally annoying Stuga.
      I mean, every single time I'm in a major city, this wannabe royalty wastrel teleports out of nowhere and runs right up to me. I am 100% certain that this has happened to all of you...A great many times, considering no one goes to Orsinium until at least lvl 50.
      Anyone else want to tie cinderblocks to her so she won't come out of the ocean this time?

      Clearly, you weren't around when the bankers were still on perpetual repeat ...
      headbang.gif

      @SirAndy but do you know the old saying... >:)
      PUG Life - the true test of your skill

      18 characters, 17 max level, at least 1 Stam and 1 Mag of every class, 1 of every race and 1200+ CP

      Tanked to Undaunted 9+ Mag and Stam of every class using Group Finder for 90+% of the Vet Dungeon runs
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