What's your biggest troll?

Tryxus

Tholian1 wrote: »

No mud balls? I thought that was the tool of choice for the trolls in the game.

That's soooooo 2016. It's all about dem Cherry Blossoms now

Sheezabeast

When I'm on my templar and I'm bored, I like to find AD or DC that are standing around like at Sej or Bleaks, and it's fun to dark flare them then hide, and keep randomly dark flaring them without trying to kill them, and watch them get suuuuppeeerr paranoid xD

FrostFallFox

When the Frostcaster Motif came out a lot of people were asking others to craft it. One person was spamming chat so I thought I'd shut him up and tell him I would make it.

He knew nothing about what goes into crafting gear so I sent him to go get all the mats. Including the frost shards

A few hours later he has everything and is very eager for me to make him gear. But instead I don't lulz.

xeNNNNN

Chrysa1is wrote: »

I got a group in Sanctum Ophidia killed because I told them that as soon as I open this door, we all need to run through the poison. (Unbeknownst to them it was a pitfall) So I said lets all get together and I counted down from 3, as soon as I opened the door they all ran and fell to their deaths. I died laughing, and watched them all run back through the trial on the map.

Okay that is hilarious.

Curious though, your own guild or random group?

Kram8ion

Hiding in enemy keeps is a favourite

Duiwel

I have a guildy who trolls, he would just run away and heal during duels. Or hide

I personally do not troll.

Zyrudin

I call him Harry

vamp_emily

I'm not much of a troll but I did something funny the other day.

We were in AA and everyone was waiting on me to get on the teleport pad, and then I said "Master Chest on Crown". They all come running to me and I said "April Fools"

SneaK

Selling Skeever and Goblin bites in Auridon about a month after launch.


*note, no gold was actually collected, just laughs.*

Tasear

Tholian1 wrote: »

No mud balls? I thought that was the tool of choice for the trolls in the game.

Mudballs build ULT they are useful!

LuminaLilly

Two shotting people who Zerg and tbag me, clip them, then send them the clip.

Deadfinger6

My tank abilities.

Wrecking_Blow_Spam

Don't troll, no one likes a troll.

Runschei

I forgot to say I love those consumables you get from events! Fireworks, juggling knives, breathing fire etc. It is way more fun than teabagging!

And way more triggering than teabagging

Storm_knight22

As a tank, wait until a group has gotten a world boss half dead, taunt it then lead it away so that it resets.

When you see someone opening a chest lead a mob with AoE effects near to them, they get hit, attack the mob and whilst they fight it take the chest.

Follow a dolmen group around and place Witchmother's brew where the chest spawns.

Queue up in group finder as a healer when you are not.

KingYogi415

Vet Maelstrom Arena!

FloppyTouch

Back at early 5 day start some named bosses for quest would not spawn after it was killed so a group of us waited for a new guy to come and said dude you just missed it.

After waiting for a bit he would say well I'm going to go do another quest let me know when it spawns. They player leaves in zone chat we said he spawn hurry up. When the player returned we all said dude sorry these guys killed it. Was about 10 people trolling this guy did it three times before he just stayed and never left.

Some guy ruined our fun and said the boss was bugged XD

I guess we got trolled to bc we all just waisted 1 hour of our day doing this

TheYajrab

Putting an aniversary cake in front of the doors in dungeons and trials so people activate the cake instead of the door

ThePaleItalian

Door cakes ^^^^ This one knows

Koolio

I made a stam nightblade build with 5500 stam recovery and 3500 magic recovery. Unlimited dodge rolls with eternal hunt and the new fear circles. I trolled like 6 people around a tower for almost 10 mins and used 30 potions before they gave up. I kept hitting them with 3k in caps to keep them chasing me lololol

pjwb16_ESO

Dropping elder scrolls into the slaughter fishs and not doing daily hardmode for pugs when you are only farming sets yourself making them run through with us several times and killing people with the synergy in a trial

WanderingBeithe

Hankrabbit wrote: »

Turn off the lights in random houses

I did this to a guildies brand new manor, but it was pretty new and was only like 8 lights. They got all kinds of pissy which threw me off a bit. But turned out they were going around talking smack about the guild leader and ran off with most of the new players who bought onto their crap. Now I don't feel bad for turning off their stupid lights. Also, you are a grown a $$$ man for crying out loud.

Woeler

Kruspinator the John Cena Master

Graydon

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KeiruNicrom

When a pledge run gets difficult while pugging and one guy gets too serious the best trolling is to start RPing. Walk everywhere, talk about random stuff. The best is when you get another person to join you. One time when i did this a dps got so pissed and said i was unnessisary and a horrible(i was tank and he kept dying at the start of boss fights by being the first on in) so i just /sitchair and commentated the last boss fight. I believe this was elden hollow 1 so not a difficult fight but he died so many times from the bosses aoe. It was hilarious