What's your biggest troll?

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RapidUrsa
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So trolling can be very annoying to some people, but sometimes people deserve a troll because of Karma!! I was in Hews bane during the thieves guild anniversary and these two guys were following this one guy around and stealing his mats before he could collect them! This annoyed me, so I (jokingly) told them about this constant respawning ore and told them to follow me! I basically ran the circumference of the map with these two goons following me for a good 15 mins before they eventually realised what I was doing :lol: So what is your biggest troll and did the person deserve it?
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  • Turelus
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    I can't actually think of anything because I am generally not a troll. I guess I can give examples of ones done to me?

    My old guild used to take screenshots of character selection screens to show characters and make sure enemies were not slipping into the guild. One member did one of the most believable Photoshops I have ever seen and added one of our biggest rivals as a character on his list.
    I ended up calling all the guild leaders together and debating it for a while before someone went "they have different @ names for the accounts though..." and we all felt like morons.

    I was also leading a commanders meeting (raid leader meeting) for the same guild and we had one commander who was talking about how he hated teaching new players and only wanted to have good players in the raid.
    I started trying to explain how he needed to help train them if we wanted new players at which point the co-leader of the guild at the time started backing this other guy up and saying things like "TBH I don't think we should even let them in the guild if they're newbies" and myself and others got more and more angry until it was a full blown argument over this.
    It's then I get a WhatsApp from the co-leader showing the fishing emoji and the text "so many bites lololol" and I realised he was trolling us the whole time.
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  • AzraelKrieg
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    My biggest troll is in my guild. He's a cool guy, just likes to be a troll from time to time xD
    Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+
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  • Scorpion1959
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    Fifteen feet, white fur, eight inch fangs, drooling....... Oh, sorry. See what you mean.....
  • Kalgert
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    I guess one of mine would be poking a hornet's nest against people on a forum from a different game, one being me making posts depicting Fee to Pay offerings in Starcraft 2, only for people to go crazy because I am apparently being foolish over it.

    One that happened to me recently, well less of a troll, more of a stalker moving against me (I guess fame brings stalkers over) was some... Parasite, I guess, looking me up on the internet and posted a sort of... I don't know, mockery against me that at the time felt rather unnerving, but over time realised that the "Thing" had nothing better to do than stalk someone over the web just because their "Comedy Gold" was put on blast as juvenile gibberish.
  • xeNNNNN
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    on this forum? blaming hexoposed farm group for AD constantly getting emperor when it was actually big boss ge- *ahem* dark pheonixs fault really in cyrodil. Fun thing was though it was a complete bait post, the thread gave me a good laugh ^^ - the first response to it was best haha they litterally reacted like someone had insulted royalty XD

    ^ that isnt naming and shaming btw, everyone already knows what happens to the trueflame EU map most mornings :')
    Edited by xeNNNNN on April 3, 2017 11:28AM
    Ah, e-communities - the "pinnacle" of the internet............yeah, right.
  • Sovaso
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    My biggest troll is RNG for sure!
  • oicero
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    Fifteen feet, white fur, eight inch fangs, drooling....... Oh, sorry. See what you mean.....

    And... we saw what you did there ;)
  • Hankrabbit
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    Turn off the lights in random houses
  • Olen_Mikko
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    Not probably a proper troll, nor even intended to be one, but it is fun to watch when some new players (obviously they don't know) try to attack my healing sapling, when my chokethorn monster set procs while i spam my heals :smiley:

    NB enthusiastic:
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    2. Know-it-all elf Magblade - Healer / PvE & PvP
    3. Hate-them-all elf Magblade - Destrostaff AoE monster / PvE
    4. Cyrodiil-Refugee stamblade - Stamina Tank / PvE

    Go dominion or go home

    Nightblade-Hipster. I played Nightblade before it was cool - from 1.5 onwards.
  • runagate
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    I advertised a guild in zone chat called PvERPvP, a PvP ERP guild, and for those interested in battle *** to /w salacious comments to @FourStringGroove for about 6 months before he finally caught me doing it.
  • waterfairy
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    Training and prosperous traits
  • Zinaroth
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    When a high profile EU streamer adressed me as a noob he had 1vXed on multiple occasions and I went into the middle of his alliance zerg and killed him and got away alive on my Stamplar three times in front of his entire stream.

    The first time he claimed lag.
    The second time it was because his skills bugged.
    The third time it was because Stamplars simply are insanely OP (lol'd).
    The fourth time he got me and claimed it to be the only proper 1v1 of the four despite we were still in the middle of his alliance zerg.

    After this I went on with my business while he continued zerg ride sieging.

    I had a good laugh, he was rather mad. Love to shatter peoples illusions of grandeur.
  • zuto40
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    My Troll King thread I made on here
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    Stamplar- Corporal

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  • Asardes
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    I hate those people leaving one worm in plant nodes and one worthless item in treasure chests. I always take all, vendor the useless and keep or decon the useful. Yes, even worms are useful, as I keep them stores for the time I will go fishing again.
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  • Edziu
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    as the only stamina dd in mytrial groyp from trial guild I was with bucket onhead and broom as main weapon by full vAA run
    and was not bad, dps on bosses fell from 40k~ to just 25-30k :D
  • Cadbury
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    There was that time I TPed my neighbor's house...
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • Aesha
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    Hankrabbit wrote: »
    Turn off the lights in random houses

    oh yes.. this.

    Someone keeps turning off off about half of the 50 lights in our guild hall... *ponders*

    There SO needs to be a separate security setting for lights! LOL
  • Runschei
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    Basically every time I pvp
  • OutLaw_Nynx
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    @Kammakazi is my biggest troll :(

    Pls nerf
  • Konstant_Tel_Necris
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    Well there is several emotes to make your character rest like /sleep or /sit but there also /camp thats allow your character to light campfire.
  • BRogueNZ
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    I troll myself trying to heal pugs through CoS
  • Tasear
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    Just say Templar healer isn't the best healer in zone. You will bring back a fish feast for the kids.

    Edited by Tasear on April 3, 2017 11:38PM
  • Kram8ion
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    Chasing stupid unkillables with piercing mark all over cyrodil :#
    Aussie lag is real!
  • uzbachchi
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    My friend has only a few hours of play total and knows nothing about the game so I trolled her hard with the skeleton polymorph. I told her that I wanted her to see if the visual effects I saw when eating alchemical plants was visible to other players and hit the polymorph instead, then used the "play dead" emote and started going off about how I didn't know what happened, my screen was black and it said "game over" and would I have to start over with a new character? It was pretty amusing.

    Hanging out on Bleakrock Isle with the skeletons while wearing that polymorph, that aren't aggro at me because I finished that quest, is good for laughs sometimes too. I just wish I could turn off my name and HP bar so it would go farther.
    Edited by uzbachchi on April 3, 2017 11:46PM
  • cyclonus11
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    I sometimes like putting on basic clothes, going into town, and leaning against a post just to watch thieves come and try to pick pocket me. And yes, this actually happens. lol
  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    Telling people there is a skyshard down that 'hole' in SO. Whenever I'm there with noobs at least one person falls for it...literally.

    Edited by Enemy-of-Coldharbour on April 3, 2017 11:53PM
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  • Chrysa1is
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    I got a group in Sanctum Ophidia killed because I told them that as soon as I open this door, we all need to run through the poison. (Unbeknownst to them it was a pitfall) So I said lets all get together and I counted down from 3, as soon as I opened the door they all ran and fell to their deaths. I died laughing, and watched them all run back through the trial on the map.
  • disintegr8
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    If I am on my way from point A to point B and see someone fighting a mob or boss, I sometimes pull up a chair and watch. More often I simply keep moving, ignoring the fight.

    My friend absolutely hates helping other players kill anything - if we come across someone fighting a boss and losing health, even on a boss we want to kill, he'll just stay out of the fight, not offering any heals or help, only jumping in when the player dies.

    He also hates people who seem to be hanging around until someone comes along and starts fighting a boss or mob and will often run away from the fight, sometimes causing the fight to reset, rather than giving someone a 'carry'.
    Australian on PS4 NA server.
    Everyone's entitled to an opinion.
  • Tholian1
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    No mud balls? I thought that was the tool of choice for the trolls in the game.

    PS4 Pro NA
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