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Chirru
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Some of the Furniture designs are...really, I do not know what to call it...

But furniture designs needing juice and meat to create ?????????????????

to my mind this borders on insanity.

What was the Designer Thinking ????????
I guess the one coming up with that (xxx) was thinking about Lunch :)
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    Dyes.....
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    The crafted needs something to eat. Sweat shops are not permitted in Tamriel.
    Really, idk
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    Try to explain why a cup that you will set on a table takes more wood to make than it does to make the table.
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    The Hewitt Family would be proud...
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    Nestor wrote: »
    Dyes.....
    This ^^^ ...

    Look up medieval dyes and be prepared to be disgusted!
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    kargen27 wrote: »
    Try to explain why a cup that you will set on a table takes more wood to make than it does to make the table.

    To fabricate the cup you need to make a furnace capable of melting sand and/or heating clay, thus the wood is used in the frame that houses the furnace. The fabrication of a single cup is in reality far more involved than slapping a few pieces of wood together to make a table.
    Edited by Wanderinlost on February 21, 2017 8:56PM
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    kargen27 wrote: »
    Try to explain why a cup that you will set on a table takes more wood to make than it does to make the table.

    Omg. Give me a real challenge.

    The crafters tools were stolen and she needed to make new tools.

    Duh.
    Really, idk
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    Also it depends on the furnishing, if you're making preserved meat then it makes total sense that it needs meat.

    I'm more concerned about the nickel in the candles, since I'm pretty sure nickel is toxic.
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    My uncle is a old carpenter and he has shown me some weird things when making antique looking furniture for people's custom homes . Like using lemon juice to stain certain woods and tea to stain certain cloths on lamp shades . Wax and plant leaves for finish designs coated in sealants ... It's really cool when they're finished but really strange ingredients .
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    You start with a block of wood and meat, and carve away everything that isn't your furniture.
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    Mats nedeed to craft "Orcish Shelf, Long":

    Heartwood: 5
    Manganese: 5
    Pitch: 5

    Mats nedeed to craft "Orcish Shelf, Short":

    Heartwood: 6
    Manganese: 5
    Pitch: 9
    Regulus: 4
     
    Edited by Dragonnord on February 21, 2017 9:13PM
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    Carpentry is hard work, Khajiit want meat and beer.
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  • Chrlynsch
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    CarbonX wrote: »
    Mats nedeed to craft "Orcish Shelf, Long":

    Heartwood: 5
    Manganese: 5
    Pitch: 5

    Mats nedeed to craft "Orcish Shelf, Short":

    Heartwood: 6
    Manganese: 5
    Pitch: 9
    Regulus: 4
     

    Classic mistake, Measure twice, cut once, .
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    Bosmer can't chop down trees for wood, so they have to improvise when making furniture:

    - Cows for tables
    - Pigs for seats
    - Cats for vases
    - Lions for beds
    - and Mammoths for refrigerators...
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    Prothwata wrote: »
    CarbonX wrote: »
    Mats nedeed to craft "Orcish Shelf, Long":

    Heartwood: 5
    Manganese: 5
    Pitch: 5

    Mats nedeed to craft "Orcish Shelf, Short":

    Heartwood: 6
    Manganese: 5
    Pitch: 9
    Regulus: 4
     

    Classic mistake, Measure twice, cut once, .

    @Prothwata, ellaborate please.
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  • Chrlynsch
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    CarbonX wrote: »
    Prothwata wrote: »
    CarbonX wrote: »
    Mats nedeed to craft "Orcish Shelf, Long":

    Heartwood: 5
    Manganese: 5
    Pitch: 5

    Mats nedeed to craft "Orcish Shelf, Short":

    Heartwood: 6
    Manganese: 5
    Pitch: 9
    Regulus: 4
     

    Classic mistake, Measure twice, cut once, .

    @Prothwata, ellaborate please.

    https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/measure_twice_and_cut_once

    that should do it...
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    Wanderinlost wrote: »
    kargen27 wrote: »
    Try to explain why a cup that you will set on a table takes more wood to make than it does to make the table.

    To fabricate the cup you need to make a furnace capable of melting sand and/or heating clay, thus the wood is used in the frame that houses the furnace. The fabrication of a single cup is in reality far more involved than slapping a few pieces of wood together to make a table.

    It is a wooden cup.

    and not a very big one.
    Edited by kargen27 on February 21, 2017 10:47PM
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