Once you see it, you cant unsee it

starkerealm · January 2017

Kyle1983b14_ESO wrote: »

Yeah I don't see what your seeing

MLGProPlayer · January 2017

leeux wrote: »

If anything that loading screen is really really *really* outdated, because they moved the Wayshrine from that position like, 2 years ago? Is that they way it still shows in the game? (I never noticed before, if that's the case... but then, I never travel too much to Deshaan these days...)

I actually liked the wayshrine outside, even if it made no sense

It also describes Mournhold as magnificent. Anyone who has been to the village of Mournhold and seen all 3 of its buildings knows it's anything but.

Haulinash · January 2017

It's the Alik'r loading screen...

starkerealm · January 2017

MLGProPlayer wrote: »

leeux wrote: »

If anything that loading screen is really really *really* outdated, because they moved the Wayshrine from that position like, 2 years ago? Is that they way it still shows in the game? (I never noticed before, if that's the case... but then, I never travel too much to Deshaan these days...)

I actually liked the wayshrine outside, even if it made no sense

It also describes Mournhold as magnificent. Anyone who has been to the village of Mournhold and seen all 3 of its buildings knows it's anything but.

Yeah, but back in 2003 or '04, the place was rockin'.

...until the Fabricants poured out of the Dwemer ruin and made a mess of the plaza.

SaRuZ · January 2017

And I thought Alik'rs loading screen was bad. Atleast Alik'r is quite obvious. This one however, I had to play Where's 'Waldo.'

AarDoTaazokaan · January 2017

dwemer_paleologist wrote: »

Psychodellix wrote: »

Its in the center of the screen in the clouds. it looks like they even added extra effects.

uuhhh ...
please be more specific and possibly show a screen shot that has arrows or something ?
[not trying to be sarcastic, i honestly do not see what you are reffering to]

Only 3% of the active player base is able to see it.

leeux · January 2017

@MLGProPlayer

MLGProPlayer wrote: »

leeux wrote: »

If anything that loading screen is really really *really* outdated, because they moved the Wayshrine from that position like, 2 years ago? Is that they way it still shows in the game? (I never noticed before, if that's the case... but then, I never travel too much to Deshaan these days...)

I actually liked the wayshrine outside, even if it made no sense

It also describes Mournhold as magnificent. Anyone who has been to the village of Mournhold and seen all 3 of its buildings knows it's anything but.

Well, tbf I would describe Mournhold (in ESO) as magnificent (not at the epic scale of Novigrad, which is my fav city depiction in a modern game,) as I really like the city and the views in the area... it has a pretty awesome atmosphere, and I spent too much time taking screenshots while I was questing there with my chars

(Though, the one in Tribunal of Morrowind, was just walled cells with the Temple in one of them, sadly...)

I'd love for a city in the ES world to try to be of approximate to realistic size, or at least, as varied as Novigrad from Witcher 3 is.

I'd love to see a re-engineering of the old zones' cities, to enhance in the way that later cities (like Hew's Bane or Orsinium) have been developed... I'd like to get close to Mournhold or Wayrest, and feel the same sense of "lostness" as when I approached Novigrad in Witcher 3

Enslaved · January 2017

wat

Sneaky-Snurr · January 2017

Psychodellix wrote: »

So seriously.....I have been wondering for a while. What's up with the cloud wiener in the deshan loading screen? Its in the center of the screen in the clouds. it looks like they even added extra effects. @zos_anyoone

@Psychodellix
I really don't see any d!ck figures in the clouds. Maybe you just have a dirty mind.

FLuFFyxMuFFiN · January 2017

I just see a banana

Waffennacht · January 2017

I think I know what he is referring to. It's not like an image or anything. The post saying "I see a banana" is pretty accurate

xXMichonneXx · January 2017

One that's always annoyed me is the Bankorai loading screen with the rock formation on the left side---it is clearing giving me the middle finger.

waterfairy · January 2017

Molydeus wrote: »

You see what you want to see OP.

Exactly what I thought because I've never seen it.

Gandrhulf_Harbard · January 2017

Psychodellix wrote: »

So seriously.....I have been wondering for a while. What's up with the cloud wiener in the deshan loading screen? Its in the center of the screen in the clouds. it looks like they even added extra effects. @zos_anyoone

If my man-part looked as mangled and malformed as that cloud I go see a doctor about corrective surgery.

All The Best

Cadbury · January 2017

Looks like a case of Pareidolia to me

Konstant_Tel_Necris · January 2017

Psychodellix wrote: »

tell me you dont see it

I see skull or mask, formed out of clouds. Just my imagination, nothing to see here move along.

MLGProPlayer · January 2017

leeux wrote: »

@MLGProPlayer

MLGProPlayer wrote: »

leeux wrote: »

If anything that loading screen is really really *really* outdated, because they moved the Wayshrine from that position like, 2 years ago? Is that they way it still shows in the game? (I never noticed before, if that's the case... but then, I never travel too much to Deshaan these days...)

I actually liked the wayshrine outside, even if it made no sense

It also describes Mournhold as magnificent. Anyone who has been to the village of Mournhold and seen all 3 of its buildings knows it's anything but.

Well, tbf I would describe Mournhold (in ESO) as magnificent (not at the epic scale of Novigrad, which is my fav city depiction in a modern game,) as I really like the city and the views in the area... it has a pretty awesome atmosphere, and I spent too much time taking screenshots while I was questing there with my chars

(Though, the one in Tribunal of Morrowind, was just walled cells with the Temple in one of them, sadly...)

I'd love for a city in the ES world to try to be of approximate to realistic size, or at least, as varied as Novigrad from Witcher 3 is.

I'd love to see a re-engineering of the old zones' cities, to enhance in the way that later cities (like Hew's Bane or Orsinium) have been developed... I'd like to get close to Mournhold or Wayrest, and feel the same sense of "lostness" as when I approached Novigrad in Witcher 3

Novigrad is a marvel of virtual engineering.You could literally fit every city from ESO inside it and still have room left to fill. I think someone approximated the city as being able to house 5000 NPCs, which is unheard of in the video game world.

The biggest city in ESO is Wayrest with about 40 buildings. Novigrad has almost 300.

With that said, I'd be happy if we had more cities on the scale of Wayrest or Abbah's Landing in this game. One of my pet peaves is walking into an RPG city with grand walls, that NPCs describe as a metropolis, only to discover that it has less than 10 buildings. Where the hell do all the NPCs you meet live?

Trinity_Is_My_Name · January 2017

Psychodellix wrote: »

So seriously.....I have been wondering for a while. What's up with the cloud wiener in the deshan loading screen? Its in the center of the screen in the clouds. it looks like they even added extra effects. @zos_anyoone

Ummm.....are you sure you aren't smoking something illicit? hehehe

WuffyCerulei · January 2017

Psychodellix wrote: »

tell me you dont see it

TheUrbanWizard · January 2017

Tbf there's a lot of d!cks in Mournhold

Curragraigue · January 2017

Nope just swirling white that look like clouds

Totes-Bode · January 2017

I see it. Though it's more like a platinum banana than a body part, it still doesn't look much like a cloud.

Majic · January 2017

"Sometimes a cloud is just a cloud."
-- Sigmund Something-or-other

The Uninvited · January 2017

Gandrhulf_Harbard wrote: »

Psychodellix wrote: »

So seriously.....I have been wondering for a while. What's up with the cloud wiener in the deshan loading screen? Its in the center of the screen in the clouds. it looks like they even added extra effects. @zos_anyoone

If my man-part looked as mangled and malformed as that cloud I go see a doctor about corrective surgery.

All The Best

This.

After people saying that they see a banana I looked again and than I saw a banana-like shape too. Which is actually wrong and should be adressed. This is Ebonheart Pact for crying out loud, why do we have a reference to an enemy in our screenshot?

JamieAubrey · January 2017

I'm still waiting to see IT

Totes-Bode · March 2017

By the way, if you are on the lookout for junk-shaped items in eso, take a gander at generally the entire map for Hew's Bane.

andreasranasen · March 2017

All i see is a bunch of swirly clouds. Not sure what kind of wieners you've seen in your life O_O

Danksta · March 2017

SydneyGrey wrote: »

LOL! Cloud weiner looks like a banana to me. I must not have a dirty mind.

I do have a dirty mind and I think it looks more like a banana.

phairdon · March 2017

Tower behind and slightly right of the wayshrine, look at the cloud to the right of the tower. One of the trees is right below.

Kodrac · March 2017

I'd love to see the OP's ink blot test results. I don't see it either.