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Once you see it, you cant unsee it

  • starkerealm
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    Yeah I don't see what your seeing

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  • MLGProPlayer
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    leeux wrote: »
    If anything that loading screen is really really *really* outdated, because they moved the Wayshrine from that position like, 2 years ago? Is that they way it still shows in the game? (I never noticed before, if that's the case... but then, I never travel too much to Deshaan these days...)

    I actually liked the wayshrine outside, even if it made no sense :D

    It also describes Mournhold as magnificent. Anyone who has been to the village of Mournhold and seen all 3 of its buildings knows it's anything but.
    Edited by MLGProPlayer on January 28, 2017 7:37AM
  • Haulinash
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    It's the Alik'r loading screen...
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  • starkerealm
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    leeux wrote: »
    If anything that loading screen is really really *really* outdated, because they moved the Wayshrine from that position like, 2 years ago? Is that they way it still shows in the game? (I never noticed before, if that's the case... but then, I never travel too much to Deshaan these days...)

    I actually liked the wayshrine outside, even if it made no sense :D

    It also describes Mournhold as magnificent. Anyone who has been to the village of Mournhold and seen all 3 of its buildings knows it's anything but.

    Yeah, but back in 2003 or '04, the place was rockin'.

    ...until the Fabricants poured out of the Dwemer ruin and made a mess of the plaza.
  • SaRuZ
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    And I thought Alik'rs loading screen was bad. Atleast Alik'r is quite obvious. This one however, I had to play Where's 'Waldo.'

    Edited by SaRuZ on January 28, 2017 8:15AM
  • AarDoTaazokaan
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    Its in the center of the screen in the clouds. it looks like they even added extra effects.

    uuhhh ...
    please be more specific and possibly show a screen shot that has arrows or something ?
    [not trying to be sarcastic, i honestly do not see what you are reffering to]

    Only 3% of the active player base is able to see it.
  • leeux
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    @MLGProPlayer
    leeux wrote: »
    If anything that loading screen is really really *really* outdated, because they moved the Wayshrine from that position like, 2 years ago? Is that they way it still shows in the game? (I never noticed before, if that's the case... but then, I never travel too much to Deshaan these days...)

    I actually liked the wayshrine outside, even if it made no sense :D

    It also describes Mournhold as magnificent. Anyone who has been to the village of Mournhold and seen all 3 of its buildings knows it's anything but.

    Well, tbf I would describe Mournhold (in ESO) as magnificent (not at the epic scale of Novigrad, which is my fav city depiction in a modern game,) as I really like the city and the views in the area... it has a pretty awesome atmosphere, and I spent too much time taking screenshots while I was questing there with my chars :)

    (Though, the one in Tribunal of Morrowind, was just walled cells with the Temple in one of them, sadly...)

    I'd love for a city in the ES world to try to be of approximate to realistic size, or at least, as varied as Novigrad from Witcher 3 is.

    I'd love to see a re-engineering of the old zones' cities, to enhance in the way that later cities (like Hew's Bane or Orsinium) have been developed... I'd like to get close to Mournhold or Wayrest, and feel the same sense of "lostness" as when I approached Novigrad in Witcher 3 :smile:
    Edited by leeux on January 28, 2017 7:36PM
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  • Enslaved
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    wat
  • Sneaky-Snurr
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    So seriously.....I have been wondering for a while. What's up with the cloud wiener in the deshan loading screen? Its in the center of the screen in the clouds. it looks like they even added extra effects. @zos_anyoone
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    I really don't see any d!ck figures in the clouds. Maybe you just have a dirty mind.
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  • FLuFFyxMuFFiN
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    I just see a banana
  • Waffennacht
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    I think I know what he is referring to. It's not like an image or anything. The post saying "I see a banana" is pretty accurate
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  • xXMichonneXx
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    One that's always annoyed me is the Bankorai loading screen with the rock formation on the left side---it is clearing giving me the middle finger.
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  • waterfairy
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    Molydeus wrote: »
    You see what you want to see OP.

    Exactly what I thought because I've never seen it.
  • Gandrhulf_Harbard
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    So seriously.....I have been wondering for a while. What's up with the cloud wiener in the deshan loading screen? Its in the center of the screen in the clouds. it looks like they even added extra effects. @zos_anyoone

    If my man-part looked as mangled and malformed as that cloud I go see a doctor about corrective surgery.

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  • Cadbury
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    Looks like a case of Pareidolia to me
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  • Konstant_Tel_Necris
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    tell me you dont see it

    I see skull or mask, formed out of clouds. Just my imagination, nothing to see here move along.
  • MLGProPlayer
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    leeux wrote: »
    @MLGProPlayer
    leeux wrote: »
    If anything that loading screen is really really *really* outdated, because they moved the Wayshrine from that position like, 2 years ago? Is that they way it still shows in the game? (I never noticed before, if that's the case... but then, I never travel too much to Deshaan these days...)

    I actually liked the wayshrine outside, even if it made no sense :D

    It also describes Mournhold as magnificent. Anyone who has been to the village of Mournhold and seen all 3 of its buildings knows it's anything but.

    Well, tbf I would describe Mournhold (in ESO) as magnificent (not at the epic scale of Novigrad, which is my fav city depiction in a modern game,) as I really like the city and the views in the area... it has a pretty awesome atmosphere, and I spent too much time taking screenshots while I was questing there with my chars :)

    (Though, the one in Tribunal of Morrowind, was just walled cells with the Temple in one of them, sadly...)

    I'd love for a city in the ES world to try to be of approximate to realistic size, or at least, as varied as Novigrad from Witcher 3 is.

    I'd love to see a re-engineering of the old zones' cities, to enhance in the way that later cities (like Hew's Bane or Orsinium) have been developed... I'd like to get close to Mournhold or Wayrest, and feel the same sense of "lostness" as when I approached Novigrad in Witcher 3 :smile:

    Novigrad is a marvel of virtual engineering.You could literally fit every city from ESO inside it and still have room left to fill. I think someone approximated the city as being able to house 5000 NPCs, which is unheard of in the video game world.

    The biggest city in ESO is Wayrest with about 40 buildings. Novigrad has almost 300.

    With that said, I'd be happy if we had more cities on the scale of Wayrest or Abbah's Landing in this game. One of my pet peaves is walking into an RPG city with grand walls, that NPCs describe as a metropolis, only to discover that it has less than 10 buildings. Where the hell do all the NPCs you meet live?
    Edited by MLGProPlayer on January 29, 2017 12:31AM
  • Trinity_Is_My_Name
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    So seriously.....I have been wondering for a while. What's up with the cloud wiener in the deshan loading screen? Its in the center of the screen in the clouds. it looks like they even added extra effects. @zos_anyoone

    Ummm.....are you sure you aren't smoking something illicit? hehehe
  • WuffyCerulei
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    tell me you dont see it

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  • TheUrbanWizard
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    Tbf there's a lot of d!cks in Mournhold
  • Curragraigue
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    Nope just swirling white that look like clouds
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  • Totes-Bode
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    I see it. Though it's more like a platinum banana than a body part, it still doesn't look much like a cloud.
  • Majic
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    "Sometimes a cloud is just a cloud."
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  • The Uninvited
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    So seriously.....I have been wondering for a while. What's up with the cloud wiener in the deshan loading screen? Its in the center of the screen in the clouds. it looks like they even added extra effects. @zos_anyoone

    If my man-part looked as mangled and malformed as that cloud I go see a doctor about corrective surgery.

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    This.

    After people saying that they see a banana I looked again and than I saw a banana-like shape too. Which is actually wrong and should be adressed. This is Ebonheart Pact for crying out loud, why do we have a reference to an enemy in our screenshot?
    Edited by The Uninvited on January 29, 2017 9:46AM
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  • JamieAubrey
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    I'm still waiting to see IT
  • Totes-Bode
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    By the way, if you are on the lookout for junk-shaped items in eso, take a gander at generally the entire map for Hew's Bane.
  • andreasranasen
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    All i see is a bunch of swirly clouds. Not sure what kind of wieners you've seen in your life O_O
    Edited by andreasranasen on March 7, 2017 8:39PM
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    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    LOL! Cloud weiner looks like a banana to me. I must not have a dirty mind. :p

    I do have a dirty mind and I think it looks more like a banana.
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  • phairdon
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    Tower behind and slightly right of the wayshrine, look at the cloud to the right of the tower. One of the trees is right below.

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    Edited by phairdon on March 7, 2017 8:48PM
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  • Kodrac
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    I'd love to see the OP's ink blot test results. I don't see it either.
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