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What germans think about the new patch

  • DoccEff
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    As a German I can confirm that the translation is 100% accurate.
  • Lord_Wrath
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    Wtf is this
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  • Rouven
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    Lord_Wrath wrote: »
    Wtf is this

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  • OrphanHelgen
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    Yeah saw that a few days ago, one of the best I have seen XD
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  • Panomania
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    Dont try and make sense of it.....some people perpetually have a victim mindset, whether its for themselves or "proxy suffering" because they want to seem sensitive.

    That BS aside....it was pretty funny.
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  • Rouven
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    I like that spanish talkshow one (I just call it that). The guy laughs so much.
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  • raasdal
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    If you can get yourself worked up, over the changed subtitled on this scene, you need to shut down your internet connection.

    Ever since the day after that movie came out, that scene has been used over and over and over and over for resubbing purposes, to make jokes. It is used for every possible scenario. I have seen them in relation to Danish politics regarding kindergarden opening hours !

    I know German, and i still find it funny, when the subbing and timing is done well.
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  • Liley
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    Rouven wrote: »
    I like that spanish talkshow one (I just call it that). The guy laughs so much.

    that was great as well, but I basicly just laughed because that guy's laugh was so entertaining :D
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  • altemriel
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    lol, nice :smiley:
  • Faulgor
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    DoccEff wrote: »
    As a German I can confirm that the translation is 100% accurate.

    > Eher jag' ich mir eine Kugel durch den Kopf
    > I'm moving to WoW

    Yup, spot on.
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  • jedtb16_ESO
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    this clip has been used so many times for so many different things.... it really isn't funny anymore.
  • Publius_Scipio
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    Because germans would understand what their saying making the subs irrelevant.

    This quote made me lol more than the video itself.

    Edit: by the way.... USA! USA! USA! USA!
    Edited by Publius_Scipio on January 14, 2017 5:45PM
  • L2Pissue
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    is ***
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  • sirston
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    few F words and a swastika prepare yourself to be ZOS'ed.....Also I find it sad but all the subtitles were true.
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  • TrueGreenSmoker
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    NEIN NEIN NEIN!!! lol

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  • Woeler
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    Haha this video is great.
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    Best potion for MagDK in 2.7
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  • Publius_Scipio
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    Well I doubt this thread will last for much longer, but it's time for some music.

    https://youtu.be/yH61hFsma24
  • Master_Fluff
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    who is it you are saying gets offended with this?

    is it the Germans for invading lots of European countries and starting yet another World War (they are good at that), or the families of all those killed by the Germans for the war they caused?

    please clarify...otherwise this is rib tickling funny

    Germany did not start World War 1. All particpants shares the blame for that.
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  • jedtb16_ESO
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    who is it you are saying gets offended with this?

    is it the Germans for invading lots of European countries and starting yet another World War (they are good at that), or the families of all those killed by the Germans for the war they caused?

    please clarify...otherwise this is rib tickling funny

    Germany did not start World War 1. All particpants shares the blame for that.

    erm.... all?

    austria and serbia maybe.
  • EnemyOfDaState
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    People have been making parodies of this video for years, but this is the first time I have ever seen people get offended by it. Just goes to show if something exists there is someone in the world mad about it.
  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Germany did not start World War 1. All particpants shares the blame for that.

    Blaming "someone" for a war is... complicated, I think. We're talking about WWII anyway.



  • jedtb16_ESO
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    People have been making parodies of this video for years, but this is the first time I have ever seen people get offended by it. Just goes to show if something exists there is someone in the world mad about it.

    not so much offended as bored...
  • Bouldercleave
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    I found it funny as hell personally - great job to whoever put it together.

    But then again, I have a sense of humor, and don't get offended by EVERY little thing around me.

    History is a brutal, painful, and sometimes unpleasant reminder of where we came from. Almost every nation has a period of history that they are not proud of. Put a helmet on and get over it.

    What we need to focus on in society is the right now and how it will play out tomorrow, not what happened generations ago. History is there so we don't REPEAT our mistakes, not to be tied down by them.

    Live it up - Laugh it up - Love it up!

    Edited by Bouldercleave on January 14, 2017 7:06PM
  • SirAndy
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    Berenhir wrote: »
    It is not funny.
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    Another real life German here and nope, there's nothing funny about it ...
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  • Rouven
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    Isn't it funny?

    Yes it isn't.
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    Hello everyone,

    This post is to let you know that we've gone ahead and closed this thread. The reason being that we felt it necessary to remove the video for profanity, and without it, there is not much left to discuss. Keep in mind that profanity is against the Forum Rules, regardless of how it is displayed.

    Thank you for understanding!
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