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I won an armored warrior by only using my fists!
Ghettokid
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So it was peaceful evening in Eastmarch. I did all the quests that Breda gave me, so I decided to chill rest of the day doing what I am best in. Dancing!!
I dressed up in my favorite outfit, the wedding dress. I started dancing and got few beautiful high elves to join me. Few people played music on backround and everyone had fun. But then he arrived...
He was also orc. But not like me. I am fat and wear dresses. He was muscular and were using shiny armor of ancient orcs. While I was giving autographs, out of nowhere he throw mud ball in my face. Then he said: "You are a real disgrace." Then I said: "no, i am the most famous orc in tamriel." But he continued to be bully and told me that I am not famous orc, I am gay orc. I ignored him and continued dancing with my friends. But he said he wants to beat me up in duel and kept threwing me with mud.
I escaped but then I remembered that he was also orc, so he was as fast as me. I tried to use wise words but for nothing... So then I did what I had promised I will never do. I stepped up and fought. He had armor and daggers, I had wedding dress and fists. I didn't believe that there were any chance that I could win. But then I saw my gang cheering me up and it gave me power. I dodged his dawnbraker and punched him on the ground. I was so happy. I did it. I won the bully and kept my dignity. He said once more that Im gay because I wear dress and then he ran away. But it didnt hurt anymore. I did one last dance with my friends and then rode into the sun set.
I still always try to be diplomatic, but now I know that sometimes I just need to use my fists.
Edited by Ghettokid on December 17, 2016 10:44PM I dressed up in my favorite outfit, the wedding dress. I started dancing and got few beautiful high elves to join me. Few people played music on backround and everyone had fun. But then he arrived...
He was also orc. But not like me. I am fat and wear dresses. He was muscular and were using shiny armor of ancient orcs. While I was giving autographs, out of nowhere he throw mud ball in my face. Then he said: "You are a real disgrace." Then I said: "no, i am the most famous orc in tamriel." But he continued to be bully and told me that I am not famous orc, I am gay orc. I ignored him and continued dancing with my friends. But he said he wants to beat me up in duel and kept threwing me with mud.
I escaped but then I remembered that he was also orc, so he was as fast as me. I tried to use wise words but for nothing... So then I did what I had promised I will never do. I stepped up and fought. He had armor and daggers, I had wedding dress and fists. I didn't believe that there were any chance that I could win. But then I saw my gang cheering me up and it gave me power. I dodged his dawnbraker and punched him on the ground. I was so happy. I did it. I won the bully and kept my dignity. He said once more that Im gay because I wear dress and then he ran away. But it didnt hurt anymore. I did one last dance with my friends and then rode into the sun set.
I still always try to be diplomatic, but now I know that sometimes I just need to use my fists.
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✭✭✭✭✭I have no idea what I just read... or why there's now blood leaking from my ears. But, you go, Ghettokid. Punch them all in the snout to establish dominance.12 -
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✭I enjoyed this story. Woop and congrats!"If a stick of fish is a fish stick, it will stick like other fish sticks stick"
"Taller races now sit in chairs correctly"4 -
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Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!10 -
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✭✭✭✭✭epic story @Ghettokid ...keep killing them with kindness; and, if that doesn't work - give em a little taste of a nice orc knuckle sandwich
Edited by geonsocal on December 18, 2016 1:12AMPVP Campaigns Section: Playstation NA and EU (Gray Host) - This Must be the Place2 -
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✭starkerealm wrote: »I have no idea what I just read... or why there's now blood leaking from my ears. But, you go, Ghettokid. Punch them all in the snout to establish dominance.
Don't forget to pee on them....and don't break eye contact.They nerfed magsorcs so hard stamsorcs felt it,lol - Somber97866
I'm blown away by the utter stupidity I see here on the daily. - Wrekkedd1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭You make the Morkul Clan proud, kid.
Assuming you are from the Morkul Clan.
Because literally all the other clans suck.Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.7 -
RoyalPink06✭✭✭✭✭What are you, Chuck Norris?
"There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, there is only another fist"NA PS43 -
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Unfortunately yes...RoyalPink06 wrote: »What are you, Chuck Norris?
"There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, there is only another fist"
I allways try to be more like Rick Astley, you know never gonna tell a lie and hurt etc. But sometimes I have to be like Chuck.
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✭@Ghettokid you are a disgrace. Fighting in a wedding dress is sooooo Khajiit.You probably got blood on your wedding dress, and it will never come out. Everyone knows to take a few seconds and change into your Nord bathing towel if you intend to brawl....
Edited by Nyghthowler on December 18, 2016 6:42PMI'm not prejudiced; I hate everyone equally !2 -
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I knew it. I bet that dress had the best craftsmanship in all of Tamriel! The other orc is probably part of a lesser clan, and his armor had nothing on your dress.Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.2 -
kamimark✭✭✭✭I still always try to be diplomatic, but now I know that sometimes I just need to use my fists.
You did good, for an Orc.
Kitty Rainbow Dash. pick, pick, stab.1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭You, sir, win the Internets. Not just for today, but the whole of the New Life Festival. Being nice as a primary option but forceful only when absolutely no other choice? A lesson for not just other Orcs, but all the races of Tamriel! Especially during this holiday season!1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1c2KzJbcGA
