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Favourite quotes/dialogues you've heard during your journey through Tamriel?
Dorjee
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These are some of mine (yes, I know they are in my forum signature also):
"The Wood Elf known as Finedrin has been found guilty of the following crimes..." - only because I've heard this over a million times!!
"Break the law, and the law will break you."
"If you are trying to rely on wit, I'd say you are half way there."
"Sometimes the prey turns and nips us...it is a small thing."
"The skins of those you love, will fly as my banners."
"The Wood Elf known as Finedrin has been found guilty of the following crimes..." - only because I've heard this over a million times!!
"Break the law, and the law will break you."
"If you are trying to rely on wit, I'd say you are half way there."
"Sometimes the prey turns and nips us...it is a small thing."
"The skins of those you love, will fly as my banners."
DORJEE (EU PC) High Elf Sorcerer of the Aldmeri Dominion, Master Wizard, Dominion Hero, Savior of Nirn, Daedric Lord Slayer, Sergeant, Magnanimous, Maelstrom Arena Champion (Cadwell's Gold)
Favorite quotes:
Favorite quotes:
"Break the law, and the law will break you."
"If you are trying to rely on wit, I'd say you are half way there."
"Sometimes the prey turns and nips us...it is a small thing."
"The skins of those you love, will fly as my banners."
"The Wood Elf known as Finedrin has been found guilty of the following crimes..."
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✭✭✭✭✭"And what exactly am I supposed to do with a wagon full of goods..."
It made me love my job with the Dark Brotherhood. If only it were possible to kill her alonng with the other annoying NPCs
Speaking of: my favorite lines have to be the ones from Elam Drels when you hand in a contractEdited by Tryxus on December 14, 2016 7:11PM"Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU2 -
Saoirse_Siobhan✭✭✭✭✭Also, one of my favourites: "I bet if you spoke your mind you'd be speechless"
The Bosmer have some of the best dialogue.PC/EU DC3 -
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✭✭✭✭"War doesn't build character. It reveals it."
"...you ignominious corpse herder!"
"You must be the ugliest princess ever rescued from a tower."
"*Squeaking noises*"
"My beautiful little abomination, how you shine in the dark!"Edited by DocFrost72 on December 14, 2016 7:12PM1 -
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DAGGERFALL COVENANTNA PCFormer Vehemence MemberOnistka Valerius <> Artemis Renault <> Gonk gra-Ugrash <> Karietta <> Zercon at-Rusa <> Genevieve Renault <> Ktaka <> Brenlyn Renault0 -
smacx250✭✭✭✭✭Somewhat on this topic - is the "I'm going to lose my shirt here" woman still around (Belkarth wayshrine)? I don't think I've heard her since OT dropped...1 -
ArchMikem✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"Does this Enchanting Dark Elf know how you feel?"
"How could she not? Didn't Irrki follow all the appropriate courting steps? This one rubbed against the Dark Elf's shapely leg. This one performed the bump of the forehead. Irrki even left a dead Skeever to show how much she cares!"CP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!2 -
borgking✭✭✭cant remember the mission or the location but helping an npc to kill the stone people, after chasing the leader of the stone people, who disappears into a cave or something... the npc i'm with says..."come back here you stoney *** "
cracks me up every time I think of it.Edited by borgking on December 14, 2016 7:33PM0 -
JKorr✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭"Cat ***?!?!?! Who throws cat *** on people?!?!?"
Edited by JKorr on December 14, 2016 8:13PM2 -
SolarCat02✭✭✭✭✭"Running on a mount isn't the best way to exercice"
I always thought this said "Running with your mouth"?Why be normal when you can be better?
Elissandra Ravenwing, Magicka Dragonknight Healer
Lady Kalila, Stamina Templar DPS
Stands-in-Danger, Nightblade Saptank
Zalarah, Stamina Dragonknight DPS1 -
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Stormproof: Vibeke - 50 EP mDragonknight | Savi Dreloth - 50 EP Magsorc | Sadi Dreloth - 50 EP Magblade | Sigtric Stormaxe - 50 EP Stamsorc | Valora Dreloth - 50 EP Magplar | Sigtric the Unbearable 50 EP Stam Warden
Scrub: Chews-on-Beavers - 50 EP DK Tank | Vera the Wild - 50 EP magicka Warden | Sigtric the Axe - 50 EP Dragonknight Crafter | Sigtric the Blade - 50 EP Lost Nightblade | Sigtric the Savage - 50 EP magicka Templar | Vibeka Shadowblade - 50 Ep Stealthy Ganky Nightblade |
Show Me Your Dunmer
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skiptomyluau✭✭✭I like the EP guy who says "when you begged to your mommy did she give you milk?"0 -
Dorjee✭✭✭TheWhiteDarkness wrote: »Also, one of my favourites: "I bet if you spoke your mind you'd be speechless"
The Bosmer have some of the best dialogue.
Haha, love this one!
DORJEE (EU PC) High Elf Sorcerer of the Aldmeri Dominion, Master Wizard, Dominion Hero, Savior of Nirn, Daedric Lord Slayer, Sergeant, Magnanimous, Maelstrom Arena Champion (Cadwell's Gold)
Favorite quotes:"Break the law, and the law will break you.""If you are trying to rely on wit, I'd say you are half way there.""Sometimes the prey turns and nips us...it is a small thing.""The skins of those you love, will fly as my banners.""The Wood Elf known as Finedrin has been found guilty of the following crimes..."0 -
Torbschka✭✭✭✭Ive heard it in german, but it was darien in coldharbour, closing a Portal:
"Im gonna show u how to close a daedric portal... (Obvisouly has no idea, just hitting it with bis sword), this is how u close one, with style"
Had a good laugh
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MissKiwiana✭✭✭Am I having deja vu? Wasn't this thread made yesterday too?
@Kodrac Nope a similar one I had made a reply to was made previous to this one. I saw this one and was like .. "What another one"
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en-GB/discussion/comment/3599683/#Comment_3599683PC Platform all the way! Windows 10.
Guilds I belong to: Lone Wolf Help & The Conclave of Shadows.0 -
theher0not✭✭✭✭✭"I don't know why everyone is so upset. Since when is it a crime to pretend to be one of the queen's tax collectors?" - the khajiit merchant in Vulkher Guard's theves den.
"sometimes I refer to myself as 'this one', it makes it easier to sell stuff"-Moon Singer in IC sewers (AD) (or something along those lines. I don't remember exactly *** she said)
Amything said by Sheogorath and Razum-dar is really fun too.Edited by theher0not on December 15, 2016 10:42AM1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭"I heard apples are poisonous to minotaurs. That's why I eat three of them daily when I'm on the road."Sweetrolls for all!
Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC
PC Beta Tester January 2014
Elder of The Black
Order of Sithis
The Runners
@TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/
Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!1 -
BlanketFort✭✭✭✭Rev Rielle wrote: »
His face. It says it all.Edited by BlanketFort on December 15, 2016 11:17AM1 -
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✭✭✭"Does this Enchanting Dark Elf know how you feel?"
"How could she not? Didn't Irrki follow all the appropriate courting steps? This one rubbed against the Dark Elf's shapely leg. This one performed the bump of the forehead. Irrki even left a dead Skeever to show how much she cares!""Cat ***?!?!?! Who throws cat *** on people?!?!?"
These always crack me up! Also the random Dremora who complains about Khajiit flesh being 'too gamey'!
Edited by AlienSlof on December 15, 2016 12:17PMRIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.0 -
drakhan2002_ESO✭✭✭✭✭Heard in Elden Root: "If you're trying to rely on wit, you're half way there!" LOL. Half-wit...love it.2 -
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✭✭✭✭✭drakhan2002_ESO wrote: »Heard in Elden Root: "If you're trying to rely on wit, you're half way there!" LOL. Half-wit...love it.
The Bosmer are quite enjoyable at times aren't they.
"Come again when you can't stay so long."
And also the fan favorite, "Wha? You evah seen ah Wood Elf befo?"CP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Almost all of Elam Dral's lines are among my favourites. I especially like "A dead chicken and a soup spoon make for terrible weapons".
Seriously, that mer has the best sense of humor. I love him to pieces.Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.1 -
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✭Kingbawsack wrote: »"Look over there it's mareel"
Holy Divines!If you can be anything, be kind.0 -
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✭✭✭Don't forget the dark seducers comments. Go into sneak near a group.
"My, you look like a sturdy one. Should I use my whip, or the riding crop?"
"You should put your weapon down, we can find more fun things to do than fight."1 -
My favorite from Sai Sahan:
"A full and healthy beard carries with it a sense of great honor and wisdom. Also crumbs."
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