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THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ESO!!

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lockator
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Thank you for clicking on my title.

Can we please address the horrific problem that is going to happen on the ESO servers?

I speak not of lag in cyro, nor rollbacks, nor even of the crown crates.

Rather i mean the terrifying thought of hundreds of female (or even male!) Argonians running around in bathing suits. Orcs in dresses was bad enough but on the right side of funny. Anyone who has seen an Argonian in a dark seducer costume (esp as a vamp) will know the sheer terror and horror that awaits us.

Please, Zos, save us from this true monstrosity.

Edit: Added pic (credits to @Abeille in another thread)
Betheny wrote: »
Abeille wrote: »
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Edited by lockator on December 13, 2016 4:53PM
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    bathing suits?
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    @Osteos i do not know how to post pictures here so heres a thread about the New Life festival (with a picture of said offending item of clothing)

    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/3597093#Comment_3597093

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    Scantily-clad argonians of all flavors are A-ok with me :^)

    Just keep it away from those khajiit and bosmer
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    Argonian vamps in a red riding outfit. @vanzan
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    lockator wrote: »
    ... i do not know how to post pictures here...

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    Humphie wrote: »
    Argonian vamps in a red riding outfit. @vanzan

    Oh God, i kind of what to see what that looks like whilst at the same time knowing when i do i will want to gouge my eyes out.
    Tryxus wrote: »
    lockator wrote: »
    ... i do not know how to post pictures here...

    Forum scrub

    I knew you would come in here at some point tryx :). QQ titles attract you like flies to a lamp XD
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    Started playing TES with Oblivion and I've been wondering ever since the notion of reptiles with breasts. I'll bet those little gators have some sharp teeth! Ouch!! Even more bizarre were some of the modders who "amplified" the lizard's assets. Scary.
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  • Delta1038
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    I will say there can be a funny fracture to my immersion as I explore a delve only to see an orc dude wearing a dress wielding a hammer go running by me. Generally I just laugh about it to myself and imagine the orc lost a bet to his friends.
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  • gbaker42
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    The problem will be solved soon. When player housing drops we can lock all Argonians in our basement :)
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    lockator wrote: »
    Humphie wrote: »
    Argonian vamps in a red riding outfit. @vanzan

    Oh God, i kind of what to see what that looks like whilst at the same time knowing when i do i will want to gouge my eyes out.
    Tryxus wrote: »
    lockator wrote: »
    ... i do not know how to post pictures here...

    Forum scrub

    I knew you would come in here at some point tryx :). QQ titles attract you like flies to a lamp XD

    It wasn't the title... this time :p

    BTW, ever seen my beautiful bald Breton vampire wearing that Redguard bellydancer outfit? :D
    Edited by Tryxus on December 13, 2016 5:20PM
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    How else are they supposed to get the sun they need?
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    Big burly Men running around in frilly skirts and dresses and wedding gowns are a-ok with you cause it's funny.

    Argonian females, a species originating from the swamps in a tribal society, wearing what appears to be minimalist locally made coverings typical of a non-advanced people, is too much for you?

    I'll be sure to get this for my Argonian then.
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    EATherrian wrote: »
    How else are they supposed to get the sun they need?

    Since 99% of them are vampires (in sillydill anyway) they should probably cover up completely. Be easier on the rest of us and improve the overall beauty of Cyrodiil.
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    Tomg999 wrote: »
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    Abeille wrote: »
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    wow, those are some ghetto a__ swimwear. If they wanted it to be historically accurate then they could of at least given us something more revealing because back in the Medieval Era everyone swam naked. But if they didn't want to do that, they could of at least picked another type of swimwear from another timeline. With a simple google search you can find more appealing outfits than the one they have there. From wiki to even a fashion website. I doubt anyone would want to purchase that for swimming, most will prob buy it to feel like they are "one with nature" than anything. Which is good and all, but it's not as satisfying to the eye in contrast to the other outfits, let alone when comparing them to other mmo swimwear. I dunno but I feel like zenimax isn't quite trying with this outfit, it just feels like they through some leafs on a model and called it a swimsuit than anything xD
    Edited by 1mirg on December 13, 2016 7:06PM
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