I have 1.3M Tel Var Stones.... what do I use them on? *Update - I spent 1M on Satchels...*

mb10

The polymorphs maybe? But that depends if you want in game cosmetics or gold.
For gold, a few hajiekos id say and the alchemy bags.
I dont think the sets or anything else is really worth it.

Izaki

Become the satchel master. The one true alchemy satchel master. At least I would.

To all the people who think that they will manage to beat Vaoh and still his Tel Vars, you can always try, but you will always fail.

Cryptical

Vaoh wrote: »

ArgonianAustin wrote: »

I'm not trying to be rude, but I think it would be better for you if I have them. I hope you are on ps4, I will find you and take good care of them.

I'll ask a different way...

If you DID have my Tel Var Stones, what would you do with them?

If I happened across 800k of stones, first I would wonder what I was doing in the city as I spend 99% of my time in pve doing heal support stuff, sometimes carrying a trio of teen levels through crap like city of ash 2. And immediately pop the sigil of retreat that I bought 6 months ago.

Then I would buy the polymorphs, costing 750k iirc. I don't care much about those alchemy bags, writs and hirelings have built up my craft bag with plenty of that stuff. After that, take a hard look at the sets for what sounds fun*, but the last 50k would probably sit next to the 50k already there.

*fun being fun to use or see. I know grothdar is more effective for me, but it's not fun to squint through the effect to watch for a red aoe circle, so I stick with ilambris. When ilambris procs the fire storm from an angle, that's fun to see. It's like Forrest Gump narrating from off screen "itty bitty sting-ging rain, big ole fat rain, sideways rain..."

Ghettokid

I know. Take off all of your armor and do naked run thorugh the sewers then go up to city, run it around clockwise and go back to your base. Record it and put on youtube.

Izaki

Ghettokid wrote: »

I know. Take off all of your armor and do naked run thorugh the sewers then go up to city, run it around clockwise and go back to your base. Record it and put on youtube.

I would actually love to see that

DannyLV702

Dracane wrote: »

DannyLV702 wrote: »

I would just save them for the next big thing, whatever that is. I've sold all of mine as blackrose sets and spent 500k on plants. I kinda regret it cus I can't find any enemy players to farm in the sewers anymore and I can't exactly switch campaigns on command

Farm bosses ? ^^ More profitable.
Looting players is just some side candy. It's hard to catch a big fish nowadays.

I honestly just do it for the pvp. That fact that I got so many stones from having the fun I wanted to have is a huge bonus for me.

mr_wazzabi

Vaoh wrote: »

I stored up 1.3M Tel Var from all of my Magicka Sorc 1vX back awhile ago. Now I am unsure what to do with them.

When Alchemy Satchels arrived, I spent 300K Tel Var stones. Right now I plan to spend another 200K Tel Var stones.

This leaves me with 800K Tel Var stones.

Should I save them in hopes that ZOS will release new polymorphs and such, therefore netting me tons of gold? Or should I spend them all on Alchemy Satchels and have Alchemy mats forever while also avoiding a possible future Alchemy Satchel nerf?

What are your thoughts? I'm legitimately unsure what the best route to take would be.

Well if you had a stam character I'd buy a black rose set . If you can't beat em, join em.

starkerealm

Vaoh wrote: »

ArgonianAustin wrote: »

I'm not trying to be rude, but I think it would be better for you if I have them. I hope you are on ps4, I will find you and take good care of them.

I'll ask a different way...

If you DID have my Tel Var Stones, what would you do with them?

Buy the polymorphs. Roll up a new character. Accrue an army of minions in the Wailing Prison who think you're actually a Daedra. Unleash your minions on Tarmriel. ? Profit.

Vaoh

Something about spending 500K or even 1M Tel Var on Alchemy Satchels and then recording it at 4x speed, then writing down the end result is tempting....

andreasranasen

Or you can buy 5 poly and I'll help you sell them. Done and done!

Vaoh

andreasranasen wrote: »

Or you can buy 5 poly and I'll help you sell them. Done and done!

You know they don't sell for much now

At most you'd make 500K, which is a 1TV:2Gold profit. I'm looking for more of a 1:3 or 1:4 ratio on my Tel Var.

Izaki

Vaoh wrote: »

andreasranasen wrote: »

Or you can buy 5 poly and I'll help you sell them. Done and done!

You know they don't sell for much now

At most you'd make 500K, which is a 1TV:2Gold profit. I'm looking for more of a 1:3 or 1:4 ratio on my Tel Var.

I don't know what could have a conversion ratio like that. I mean its not like the stuff you buy for Tel Var is amazing or anything. If you can find some people who are willing to buy the poly at 500k, I'd suggest you sell 2 or 3, because its probably the best profit you'll make. Use up the rest on alchemy..?

Vaoh

IzakiBrotheSs wrote: »

Vaoh wrote: »

andreasranasen wrote: »

Or you can buy 5 poly and I'll help you sell them. Done and done!

You know they don't sell for much now

At most you'd make 500K, which is a 1TV:2Gold profit. I'm looking for more of a 1:3 or 1:4 ratio on my Tel Var.

I don't know what could have a conversion ratio like that. I mean its not like the stuff you buy for Tel Var is amazing or anything. If you can find some people who are willing to buy the poly at 500k, I'd suggest you sell 2 or 3, because its probably the best profit you'll make. Use up the rest on alchemy..?

Polymorphs used to sell for 1M-1.25M before the IC event. The best "bargain" price was like 800K.

Now 500K is probably on the high end

quadraxis666

alchemy mats. you will make many wealth.
or buy the polymorphs to sell and make many wealth.








many wealth.

WillhelmBlack

Satchels = Columbine

Columbine = Gold or OP potions

Cryptical

WillhelmBlack wrote: »

Satchels = Columbine

Columbine = Gold or OP potions

Since when is columbine all that hard to get?

I've got 76 of it, just from hirelings writs and random "oh a plant, I will pick it up" travels.

NewBlacksmurf

Perhaps wait until the next big update as if you're asking it seems you don't "need" anything right away

quadraxis666

Cryptical wrote: »

WillhelmBlack wrote: »

Satchels = Columbine

Columbine = Gold or OP potions

Since when is columbine all that hard to get?

I've got 76 of it, just from hirelings writs and random "oh a plant, I will pick it up" travels.

There's no alchemy hireling.

Cryptical

quadraxis666 wrote: »

Cryptical wrote: »

WillhelmBlack wrote: »

Satchels = Columbine

Columbine = Gold or OP potions

Since when is columbine all that hard to get?

I've got 76 of it, just from hirelings writs and random "oh a plant, I will pick it up" travels.

There's no alchemy hireling.

Meh, just writs and random pickups then. Which means my question is even more valid - since when is it hard to get?

templesus

I would buy 200k worth of flowers and send em to true_trikkshot cuz he's so broke he can't afford to pay attention

LadyLethalla

Can you sell Alchemy Parcels on a guild trader?

Messy1

Well you can buy those apothecary packs and have alchemy mats fir all time?

Messy1

Ohhhh, better idea, take all of them out of the bank and carry them with you into my faction zone . . .

Vaoh

After checking my total Tel Var left I have 1.12M banked now.

I've decided that I am going to purchase 1M Tel Var worth of Satchels and make a video

Of course I'll speed it up too, but basically it means 2000 Satchels and the results (36000 alchemy mats) recorded.

Dracane

Strider_Roshin wrote: »

I sell polymorphs for 500k per.

Evil person

zuto40

Dracane wrote: »

Anti_Virus wrote: »

Enter the sewers and my assassin would like to discuss your telvar assets for business reasons ofcourse...

JamieAubrey wrote: »

Please meet me in the sewers with them on you, I need to verify that you do indeed have them

And what makes you guys so sure, that you're going to succeed ? people.....

i'd bring a friend or 2, im ok with splitting that much if it means id get some

Messy1

AWesome!!! Please post the video . . . I guess. Can you buy those satchels in multiples? Might be a long video lol

Vaoh

Messy1 wrote: »

AWesome!!! Please post the video . . . I guess. Can you buy those satchels in multiples? Might be a long video lol

I'm going to show myself withdrawing 1,000,000 Tel Var, then going to the vendor and counting it up to 2,000 (the speeding up process will begin here). After I'll exit out and buy/open 200 Satchels at a time because that's the max carrying capacity. This'll happen 10x.

It'll be pretty crazy lol. Before I do it all I will place all of my stored crafting bag Alchemy mats on a different charxter so I know exactly how much the Satchels gave me of each ingredient.

Vaoh

**UPDATE**

I just spent 1,000,000 Tel Var Stones in one sitting on Alchemy Satchels. That is exactly 2000 bags, all of which I've opened.

The video is recorded and just needs to be edited.

My fingers are literally about to fall off. Omg....

Banana

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