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  • Strider_Roshin
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    Some people will just keep complaining, asking for buffs, no matter how powerful they become.

    Paul Sage
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Strider_Roshin wrote: »
    Some people will just keep complaining, asking for buffs, no matter how powerful they become.

    Paul Sage

    I miss Paul Sage lol

    Didn't think I'd ever say that 2 years ago .
  • Valen_Byte
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    "Soon™"
    ***Dixon Kay MagDK FORMER EMPEROR***Deca Dix MagDK FORMER EMPORER***Valonious MagPlar FORMER EMPEROR***
    GM of BYTE
    MAY YOUR DEATHS BE SWIFT, AND YOUR LOAD SCREENS LONG.
    And alien tears will fill for him, Pity’s long-broken urn, For his mourners will be outcast men, And outcasts always mourn
  • Jaronking
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    Iyas wrote: »
    "Random is fun"

    - Rich Lambert regarding token system for MSA/ pve
    I will always have a small spot of hate for @ZOS_RichLambert for this statement but he cool people.
  • FLuFFyxMuFFiN
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    Jaronking wrote: »
    Iyas wrote: »
    "Random is fun"

    - Rich Lambert regarding token system for MSA/ pve
    I will always have a small spot of hate for @ZOS_RichLambert for this statement but he cool people.

    He is my favorite. Especially after he told someone they didn't have to be here. That quote made my year.
  • ZOS_DaryaK
    ZOS_DaryaK
    admin
    We have removed a post that referred to disciplinary action.
    Edited by ZOS_DaryaK on December 7, 2016 10:55PM
    The Elder Scrolls Online: Tamriel Unlimited - ZeniMax Online Studios
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  • sirston
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    Another good one I just thought of....
    "That Server was Held Together by Duct Tape and Bubble Gum." -Brian Wheeler
    Whitestakes Revenge
    WoodElf Mag-Warden
    Sirston
    Magickia Dragonknight


    T0XIC
    Pride Of The Pact
    Vehemence
    The Crimson Order

    victoria aut mors
  • Kram8ion
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    I heard all the devs screaming this

    " ___________!"


    Simultaneously
    Edited by Kram8ion on December 7, 2016 11:04PM
    Aussie lag is real!
  • Meld777
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    "We know some people get screwed, but we want you to farm the *** out of the arena if you want your weapons."

    - Rich Lambert, ESO Tavern Cologne, about RNG and the fact some will never get their desired weapons even in thousands of vMA runs
    Edited by Meld777 on December 7, 2016 11:06PM
    Maelstrom Arena Champion | Undaunted | Fighters Guild Victor

    Level 50 Magicka NB | CP160+

    nAA | vCoH1 HM | nSO | nCoA2 | nDSA | nMA | vVoM

    PC EU
  • Ghettokid
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    "Orc"
    ~Ghetto kid
  • ManwithBeard9
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    FortheloveofKrist wrote: »
    When Lambert said to someone whining on the forums...

    "You know you don't have to be here."

    Thanks, Rich! I took your advice and stopped playing the game!

    But you're still here aren't you.
  • DKsUnite
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    " "

    They never communicate with us so this is the only quote i know
    Vyr Cor | Magicka Dragonknight | DC
    Vir Cor | Stamina Dragonknight | DC

    Latest Videos:
    Magicka Dragonknight: Vyr Cor | "A Dragon's Fury" | Magicka Dragonknight PvP
    Stamina Dragonknight: Vir Cor | "Heathen" | Stamina Dragonknight PvP

    Youtube: CorGaming
  • Izaki
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    Father_X_Zombie wrote: »
    "We want firing off dark exchange in the middle of combat to feel awesome"

    And now everyone cries for nerfs to dark deal. So Wrobel was right on that one.
    @ Izaki #PCEU
    #FrenchKiss #GoneFor2YearsAndMyGuildDoesn'tRaidAnymore
    #MoreDPSthanYou
    #Stamblade
  • Strider_Roshin
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    ZOS_DaryaK wrote: »
    We have removed a post that referred to disciplinary action.

    Thanks for chiming in. We almost forgot that one :wink:
  • Koolio
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    From clouding swarm bug
    First Quote
    ZOS_GinaBruno
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    July 20th
    Just letting you all know that we are aware of this bug, but don't have an exact time frame for an implemented fix. We'll let you know when we have a better idea.

    Second Quote
    ZOS_GinaBruno
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    Oct 24
    To give everyone an update, we are very aware that there's still an outstanding bug with this ability. At this time, we're planning on just giving this ability a little overhaul, though the exact changes are still being finalized. When we have details to share, we'll definitely let you know.
    Edited by Koolio on December 7, 2016 11:32PM
  • Vanthras79
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    "Because... You guys..." -Gina Bruno
    Norion Germain - Telvanni Wizard, Covenant Battle Mage, Mage's Guild Magister, Resident of Daggerfall Overlook, Lord of Tel Galen, Psijic Monk, Antiquarian, Breton Scholar, and Traveler.

  • Vanthras79
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    I also like the time Wrobel said he likes to nerf abilities using kid gloves. That is funny because I think he enjoys the nerf bat. Similar to the bat that Gina wields near her desk.
    Edited by Vanthras79 on December 7, 2016 11:37PM
    Norion Germain - Telvanni Wizard, Covenant Battle Mage, Mage's Guild Magister, Resident of Daggerfall Overlook, Lord of Tel Galen, Psijic Monk, Antiquarian, Breton Scholar, and Traveler.

  • K4RMA
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    "We'll be buffing the Magicka Dragonknight in the next patch!" - said no dev ever
    nerf mdk
  • leothedino
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    As an EU player: "Maintenance will be from 7:00AM to 8:00 GMT" - LOL :D
  • AdamBourke
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    FortheloveofKrist wrote: »
    When Lambert said to someone whining on the forums...

    "You know you don't have to be here."

    Thanks, Rich! I took your advice and stopped playing the game!

    I'm assuming that you are being sarcastic?

    Otherwise it's a bit weird that you quit the game but still frequent the forums!
    PS4 - EU

    Please put the Eyevea/EarthForge wayshrines back on the map?
  • Jaronking
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    AdamBourke wrote: »
    FortheloveofKrist wrote: »
    When Lambert said to someone whining on the forums...

    "You know you don't have to be here."

    Thanks, Rich! I took your advice and stopped playing the game!

    I'm assuming that you are being sarcastic?

    Otherwise it's a bit weird that you quit the game but still frequent the forums!
    That's not always the case I no longer play Swtor but still go to the forum's and talk to friends.Mainly because they have a Star wars discussion forum and am a huge Star wars nerd.
  • smacx250
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    "We have removed a post that referred to a post about a post that was removed for referring to disciplinary action" - future quote! ;)
  • FortheloveofKrist
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    ManwithBeard9 wrote: »
    FortheloveofKrist wrote: »
    When Lambert said to someone whining on the forums...

    "You know you don't have to be here."

    Thanks, Rich! I took your advice and stopped playing the game!

    But you're still here aren't you.

    Yep. The forums are now more entertaining than the game. What does that say?

    (other than I have too much downtime at work)
  • Kram8ion
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    We are closing this thread
    We know where it's going we watched
    The Minority Report
    #Oblivionisourdisneyland
    Edited by Kram8ion on December 8, 2016 12:41AM
    Aussie lag is real!
  • FLuFFyxMuFFiN
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    FortheloveofKrist wrote: »
    ManwithBeard9 wrote: »
    FortheloveofKrist wrote: »
    When Lambert said to someone whining on the forums...

    "You know you don't have to be here."

    Thanks, Rich! I took your advice and stopped playing the game!

    But you're still here aren't you.

    Yep. The forums are now more entertaining than the game. What does that say?

    (other than I have too much downtime at work)

    It says you prefer reading over playing
  • RedJoker
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    "Charging a flat monthly (or subscription) fee means that we will offer players the game we set out to make, and the one that fans want to play. Going with any other model meant that we would have to make sacrifices and changes we weren’t willing to make."

    - Matt Firor
  • Curragraigue
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    Grabmoore wrote: »
    "Templar play very differently of "I'm more about putting down areas of protection and I want to stand in these, and like this is, this is sort of likemy house and if you come into my house it's gonna be bad for you" -Eric Wrobel

    ^this is still my favourite - Temps have had early access to housing apparently

    Followed closely by SoonTM by Gina
    Edited by Curragraigue on December 8, 2016 1:00AM
    PUG Life - the true test of your skill

    18 characters, 17 max level, at least 1 Stam and 1 Mag of every class, 1 of every race and 1200+ CP

    Tanked to Undaunted 9+ Mag and Stam of every class using Group Finder for 90+% of the Vet Dungeon runs
  • Skayaq
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    "Arenas, who wants that?"
    Kazari-Dar, Khajiit Nightblade..........Jarkyr Storm-Blade, Nord Sorcerer .......... Dunric Amedain, Breton Templar

    Araniwen, Altmer Sorcerer..................Llirasa Andralu, Dunmer Templar...................Marzug gro-Borgaz, Orc Warden

    Calinchel, Bosmer Warden...................Jahrel-Xei, Argonian Nightblade....................Cienri Maraeud, Breton Sorcerer

    Inara Savicci, Imperial Templar...................Garoric Attilus, Imperial Dragonknight............ Maevina Tallian, Imperial Nightblade

    Ravanni-Ko, Khajiit Dragonknight..........Faevyn Ice-Heart, Nord Warden..........Nazran al-Taneth, Redguard Dragonknight
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    ESO Live

    Wrobel: "These abilities are all kind of like my children, a little bit."
    Gina: "You have a lot of children."
    Wrobel: "Well, I want to, you know, like, get my seed all over the place."
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    bottleofsyrup wrote: »
    ESO Live

    Wrobel: "These abilities are all kind of like my children, a little bit."
    Gina: "You have a lot of children."
    Wrobel: "Well, I want to, you know, like, get my seed all over the place."

    Our devs can be so silly sometimes xD

    I miss ESO live. They get to be all sorts of adorable when they have a camera pointed to them. Mostly the funny/awkward sort of adorable.
    Edited by Abeille on December 8, 2016 1:08AM
    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
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