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To the AD Gentleman I met in Imperial City- A Missed Connection

rubherducky
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You were Yellow
I was Red
I saw you there,
thought I was dead!

A mere crafter, on her way
trying to find
the crafting place

I saw you fighting
A mighty beast
A daedroth with huge frikin' teeth

I jumped up and down
You looked at me
Then I walked past,
Heart beating frantically

THANK YOU FOR NOT MURDERING ME! Every time I go to craft Armor Master or Redistributor I get so scared! x) We kind of just looked at each other, then you let me run away without harming me! Maybe yellows aren't so bad after all :')


Flawless Conqueror on every class- Theorycrafter- General lover of the game.
  • rubherducky
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    Flawless Conqueror on every class- Theorycrafter- General lover of the game.
  • DragonBound
    DragonBound
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    Lol.
  • susmitds
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    Just reminded me to camp the Armor Master crafting station on my NB like the old days! :trollface:
  • Enslaved
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    There are 2 possible answers to this mystery.
    • Maybe it was a nice guy, I know its rare but I met few myself
    • He was outside zerg, and there were no one to tell him what to do, to control his movement or behavior. Since he didn't get directive, he chose to ignore distraction. HIVE mind
  • Titansteele
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    I remember you my rubber ducky
    I could smell your fear and that was sucky

    I finished fighting that mighty beast
    I will take it home for my feast

    I thought of killing you but I decided not
    mostly because you looked hot

    :smile:

    Edited by Titansteele on November 29, 2016 11:46AM
    Guild Leader of The Twelve Knights, AD PVE, PVP and Trading Guild on the EU Mega Server

    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger"
  • Alucardo
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    I remember you my rubber ducky
    I could smell your fear and that was sucky

    I finished fighting that might beast
    I will take it home for my feast

    I thought of killing you but I decided not
    mostly because you looked hot

    :smile:

    So it seems, they aren't all bad
    A show of mercy from this dominion lad.

    It's just a shame to ruin this perfect moment,
    With his choice of words that seem quite potent.

    For not out of kindness he let this stranger by,
    But because of her features that caught his eye.

    A typical Dominion dog is he,
    And also terrible at poetry.
  • Panth141
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    I remember you my rubber ducky
    I could smell your fear and that was sucky

    I finished fighting that might beast
    I will take it home for my feast

    I thought of killing you but I decided not
    mostly because you looked hot

    :smile:

    So it seems, they aren't all bad
    A show of mercy from this dominion lad.

    It's just a shame to ruin this perfect moment,
    With his choice of words that seem quite potent.

    For not out of kindness he let this stranger by,
    But because of her features that caught his eye.

    A typical Dominion dog is he,
    And also terrible at poetry.

    Take it easy with the southern fellow,
    Love ain't easy when you're yellow.

    Back at home, picking's sparse,
    Dominion lasses are a farce.

    Elves too tall, some too small,
    Cats don't talk; they purr and crawl.

    Imagine the kids, with tails and paws,
    If he married @SantieClaws !

    PS4 EU - Panth141 | CP 630+
    Dominion
    Almalexia's Fallen - Magicka Dragonknight - PvE Main
    Lost Hope of Sotha Sil - Magicka Dragonknight - PvP Main
    Claws-in-pockets - Stamina Nightblade - PvE/P DPS
    Nocturnal's Guise - Magicka Nightblade - PvE DPS
    Udun - Magicka Templar - PvP Healer
    Onsi's Shattered Blade - Stamina Sorcerer - Dungeon/vMA Farmer
    Stands-like-Mountains - Magicka Nightblade - PvE Saptank
    Auri-El's Forgotten Light - Magicka Sorcerer - PvP DPS

    Covenant
    Tharkün - Magicka Sorcerer - PvE DPS
    Rahai-Anaa - Stamina Dragonknight - Provisioner (lol)

    Pact
    Perolis - Magicka Sorcerer - Enchanter/Alchemist/BwB PvP

  • Eweroun
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    I remember you my rubber ducky
    I could smell your fear and that was sucky

    I finished fighting that might beast
    I will take it home for my feast

    I thought of killing you but I decided not
    mostly because you looked hot

    :smile:

    So it seems, they aren't all bad
    A show of mercy from this dominion lad.

    It's just a shame to ruin this perfect moment,
    With his choice of words that seem quite potent.

    For not out of kindness he let this stranger by,
    But because of her features that caught his eye.

    A typical Dominion dog is he,
    And also terrible at poetry.


    Now what is this?

    Poetry by one of the Daggerfall?
    Do they really study it at all?

    This do makes my day
    Going to remember it all the way

    When I see the Daggerfall-train next time
    I'll try stop them with some kind of rhyme

    Probably I'll die to the zerg anyway
    but it won't be the same as everyday

    But hey...
    Glad to now the Dominion influence passes through the air
    and brings some form of civilization in there
    |Lunar Lattice - Guildmaster / Fullmoon group raidlead|
    |Potato Knights - former core member|
    |former dd-"The Phoenix Reborn", former raidlead "Omnia Vincit /Playdead"|

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  • rubherducky
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    Alliance Rap Battle anyone? :')
    Flawless Conqueror on every class- Theorycrafter- General lover of the game.
  • Titansteele
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    Lol love it.

    Touché Alucard, Touché!

    Poetry is clearly not my forte
    Do not fear, do not dismay

    For I will kill you anyway!
    Edited by Titansteele on November 29, 2016 11:46AM
    Guild Leader of The Twelve Knights, AD PVE, PVP and Trading Guild on the EU Mega Server

    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger"
  • SantieClaws
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    Panth141 wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    I remember you my rubber ducky
    I could smell your fear and that was sucky

    I finished fighting that might beast
    I will take it home for my feast

    I thought of killing you but I decided not
    mostly because you looked hot

    :smile:

    So it seems, they aren't all bad
    A show of mercy from this dominion lad.

    It's just a shame to ruin this perfect moment,
    With his choice of words that seem quite potent.

    For not out of kindness he let this stranger by,
    But because of her features that caught his eye.

    A typical Dominion dog is he,
    And also terrible at poetry.

    Take it easy with the southern fellow,
    Love ain't easy when you're yellow.

    Back at home, picking's sparse,
    Dominion lasses are a farce.

    Elves too tall, some too small,
    Cats don't talk; they purr and crawl.

    Imagine the kids, with tails and paws,
    If he married @SantieClaws !

    How terribly this one do you slander
    By saying she might indeed marry an Altmer
    Santie has true love you know only for one
    But for Santie alas Bumnog he has none!

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  • Eweroun
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    Alliance Rap Battle anyone? :')


    the rap battle has already been started
    standing here, lionhearted

    @rubherducky you're already out,
    the second comment you wrote,
    was just a note
    you didn't rhyme the write way
    ...what a poor display
    pls go back to your hideout


    the daggerfall just proves to be better than the pact
    'cause none of them delivered yet an act
    the Dominion will rule either way
    we even don't need foul play
    just confess we are the masters of rhyme
    you can start another zerg-crime

    the mic is yours now to reply
    after that there's time for you to cry

    Edited by Eweroun on November 29, 2016 12:02PM
    |Lunar Lattice - Guildmaster / Fullmoon group raidlead|
    |Potato Knights - former core member|
    |former dd-"The Phoenix Reborn", former raidlead "Omnia Vincit /Playdead"|

    clears: vCrag HM - vMoL HM - vHoF HM - vAS HM (+2) - vCR+3 - vSS HM
  • Panth141
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    Panth141 wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    I remember you my rubber ducky
    I could smell your fear and that was sucky

    I finished fighting that might beast
    I will take it home for my feast

    I thought of killing you but I decided not
    mostly because you looked hot

    :smile:

    So it seems, they aren't all bad
    A show of mercy from this dominion lad.

    It's just a shame to ruin this perfect moment,
    With his choice of words that seem quite potent.

    For not out of kindness he let this stranger by,
    But because of her features that caught his eye.

    A typical Dominion dog is he,
    And also terrible at poetry.

    Take it easy with the southern fellow,
    Love ain't easy when you're yellow.

    Back at home, picking's sparse,
    Dominion lasses are a farce.

    Elves too tall, some too small,
    Cats don't talk; they purr and crawl.

    Imagine the kids, with tails and paws,
    If he married @SantieClaws !

    How terribly this one do you slander
    By saying she might indeed marry an Altmer
    Santie has true love you know only for one
    But for Santie alas Bumnog he has none!

    Now then, Santie, tell the truth,
    A star you were when in your youth.

    Fur so smooth and tail so brown,
    No man nor mer could turn you down.

    Alas, these days, love comes from brine,
    Caught on-end of fishing line.

    Bumnog, though, did what he could,
    But life is hard when you smell like mud!
    Edited by Panth141 on November 29, 2016 12:07PM
    PS4 EU - Panth141 | CP 630+
    Dominion
    Almalexia's Fallen - Magicka Dragonknight - PvE Main
    Lost Hope of Sotha Sil - Magicka Dragonknight - PvP Main
    Claws-in-pockets - Stamina Nightblade - PvE/P DPS
    Nocturnal's Guise - Magicka Nightblade - PvE DPS
    Udun - Magicka Templar - PvP Healer
    Onsi's Shattered Blade - Stamina Sorcerer - Dungeon/vMA Farmer
    Stands-like-Mountains - Magicka Nightblade - PvE Saptank
    Auri-El's Forgotten Light - Magicka Sorcerer - PvP DPS

    Covenant
    Tharkün - Magicka Sorcerer - PvE DPS
    Rahai-Anaa - Stamina Dragonknight - Provisioner (lol)

    Pact
    Perolis - Magicka Sorcerer - Enchanter/Alchemist/BwB PvP

  • AnviOfVai
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    Oh wow. Can someone make a ESO Poem thread. Some incredible responses here.
    "I appear at my lord's behest, or perhaps I was always here, and you merely lacked the ability to see me."

    PS4 - EU

    AD - Pet Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - 160
    DC - Warden - Werewolf - in - progress - 160
    DC - Templar - Tank - 160
    DC - Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - in - progress
    EP - Dragon Knight -Fire Tank - 160
    EP - Nightblade - Damage Dealer - 160

  • GreenhaloX
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    Well, well.. we truly have some warrior poets here. At least a few..
  • AzuraKin
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    around the campfire it has been told
    of a powerful beast slayer in the cold

    the sight of a pretty young lass he did see
    but alas the other alliance was she.

    in kindness he did, his sword withhold
    twas a moment of glory for team orange to behold

    it is this moment this poor covenant's soldier's wish
    that she could have been there, with a swords parting swish.
    v160 spellsword (nightblade)
    v160 restoration archmage (Templar)
    v160 battlemage (sorcerer)
    v160 restoration archmage (Templar)
    v160 warrior (DragonKnight)
    v160 assassin (nightblade)
    v160 swordsman (sorcerer)
    v160 spellsword (nightblade)
  • Enslaved
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    I tought PvPers mostly whine
    now I see that some can also rime

    And I met AD sorcers that can twerk
    being part of destro ulti zerg

    some played drums, others flute
    I had to join them on the lute

    The only problem was I'm red
    and soon after I was dead

    All in all I'm rather happy to be
    part of such a versatile community
    Edited by Enslaved on November 29, 2016 12:31PM
  • Panth141
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    AzuraKin wrote: »
    around the campfire it has been told
    of a powerful beast slayer in the cold

    the sight of a pretty young lass he did see
    but alas the other alliance was she.

    in kindness he did, his sword withhold
    twas a moment of glory for team orange to behold

    it is this moment this poor covenant's soldier's wish
    that she could have been there, with a swords parting swish.

    Orange you say? New to me...
    Purple's all I ever see.

    West-folk, I'm sure, wade through orange
    endless spawn, as spores from sporange (!)

    Pactlings, too, see different hues,
    shades of yellow, mixed with blues.

    The truth, this humble poet cries:
    A zerg's a zerg, through any eyes!
    PS4 EU - Panth141 | CP 630+
    Dominion
    Almalexia's Fallen - Magicka Dragonknight - PvE Main
    Lost Hope of Sotha Sil - Magicka Dragonknight - PvP Main
    Claws-in-pockets - Stamina Nightblade - PvE/P DPS
    Nocturnal's Guise - Magicka Nightblade - PvE DPS
    Udun - Magicka Templar - PvP Healer
    Onsi's Shattered Blade - Stamina Sorcerer - Dungeon/vMA Farmer
    Stands-like-Mountains - Magicka Nightblade - PvE Saptank
    Auri-El's Forgotten Light - Magicka Sorcerer - PvP DPS

    Covenant
    Tharkün - Magicka Sorcerer - PvE DPS
    Rahai-Anaa - Stamina Dragonknight - Provisioner (lol)

    Pact
    Perolis - Magicka Sorcerer - Enchanter/Alchemist/BwB PvP

  • Alucardo
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    Lol love it.

    Touché Alucard, Touché!

    Poetry is clearly not my forte
    Do not fear, do not dismay

    For I will kill you anyway!

    Clearly, my friend, it was all in jest
    My words to provoke you; just a playful test

    Sir you could not win twenty versus me alone,
    Now watch me walk away as I drop the microphone

    *drops mic*
  • Peekachu99
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    This thread is the most pleasant thing I've read on the forums all year. Good stuff, folks.
  • vyndral13preub18_ESO
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    What a strange thread I have wondered into.
    All the cow have done gone moo-moo....


    Such is my plight.
    I am unsure,
    I am doing this right.
  • JamieAubrey
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    Just coming in to destroy the flow
    now that I've commented off I go

    WAIT WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
  • Enodoc
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    As I was lying there, quite dead,
    A strange scene unfurled above my head.
    Some Reds, some Yellows, not usually best fellows.
    I with they'd spared this Blue instead!
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  • Eweroun
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    Enslaved wrote: »
    I tought PvPers mostly whine
    now I see that some can also rime

    And I met AD sorcers that can twerk
    being part of destro ulti zerg

    some played drums, others flute
    I had to join them on the lute

    The only problem was I'm red
    and soon after I was dead

    All in all I'm rather happy to be
    part of such a versatile community


    The whining may be the only thing you see,
    yet there's dancing and laughing, and also poetry

    PVP may be all about the zerglings roaming the lands
    the future of Cyrodill lies in our hands

    May you all live in peace and without dispair
    The dominion provides the throne with a true heir

    ...and that's all I care (about) :D
    |Lunar Lattice - Guildmaster / Fullmoon group raidlead|
    |Potato Knights - former core member|
    |former dd-"The Phoenix Reborn", former raidlead "Omnia Vincit /Playdead"|

    clears: vCrag HM - vMoL HM - vHoF HM - vAS HM (+2) - vCR+3 - vSS HM
  • Eweroun
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Lol love it.

    Touché Alucard, Touché!

    Poetry is clearly not my forte
    Do not fear, do not dismay

    For I will kill you anyway!

    Clearly, my friend, it was all in jest
    My words to provoke you; just a playful test

    Sir you could not win twenty versus me alone,
    Now watch me walk away as I drop the microphone

    *drops mic*

    *picks up mic*

    ...

    *drops it again*

    :*
    |Lunar Lattice - Guildmaster / Fullmoon group raidlead|
    |Potato Knights - former core member|
    |former dd-"The Phoenix Reborn", former raidlead "Omnia Vincit /Playdead"|

    clears: vCrag HM - vMoL HM - vHoF HM - vAS HM (+2) - vCR+3 - vSS HM
  • stewhead2ub17_ESO
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    Haha :D
  • Enodoc
    Enodoc
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    Eweroun wrote: »
    May you all live in peace and without dispair
    The dominion provides the throne with a true heir
    A history lesson is needed, I fear,
    If you think the Dominion is going to win here.
    For Nirn to be right, the Dragonfires must light,
    And an heir of Alessia must appear.
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  • JD2013
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    As I strolled through the grounds of castle bloodmayne
    Some reds descended, wishing to cause pain
    They sieged and sieged, the walls they fell
    To arms, my comrades! Let's show them hell!

    Sweetrolls for all!

    Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC

    PC Beta Tester January 2014

    Elder of The Black
    Order of Sithis
    The Runners

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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • Enslaved
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    Eweroun wrote: »
    Enslaved wrote: »
    I tought PvPers mostly whine
    now I see that some can also rime

    And I met AD sorcers that can twerk
    being part of destro ulti zerg

    some played drums, others flute
    I had to join them on the lute

    The only problem was I'm red
    and soon after I was dead

    All in all I'm rather happy to be
    part of such a versatile community


    The whining may be the only thing you see,
    yet there's dancing and laughing, and also poetry

    PVP may be all about the zerglings roaming the lands
    the future of Cyrodill lies in our hands

    May you all live in peace and without dispair
    The dominion provides the throne with a true heir

    ...and that's all I care (about) :D

    I agree with some points that you wrote
    but there is something I must note

    an Atmorain heart beats in my chest
    I will fight dominion and dagger pest

    it is also a well known fact
    many will shed blood for the Pact

    Legions of Dunmer, Saxhleel hordes
    battalions of berserking Nords

    So hear the Dragons mighty roar
    You have been served, please come for more

    ...

    if by any chance you find my words lame
    feel free to oppose me in Trueflame :trollface:
  • danno8
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    What is this?! A rhyming thread?
    As I break my morning bread?

    Tales of love, a sword stays sheathed
    All of Cyrodiil relieved

    Can it be behind the curtain
    A gentle heart, the hand uncertain

    A lovely thought, the day feels new
    Time to go and kill a few

    p.s a note for all who rhyme
    an awesome for your forum time
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