To the AD Gentleman I met in Imperial City- A Missed Connection

rubherducky · November 2016

You were Yellow
I was Red
I saw you there,
thought I was dead!

A mere crafter, on her way
trying to find
the crafting place

I saw you fighting
A mighty beast
A daedroth with huge frikin' teeth

I jumped up and down
You looked at me
Then I walked past,
Heart beating frantically

THANK YOU FOR NOT MURDERING ME! Every time I go to craft Armor Master or Redistributor I get so scared! x) We kind of just looked at each other, then you let me run away without harming me! Maybe yellows aren't so bad after all :')

rubherducky · November 2016

DragonBound · November 2016

Lol.

susmitds · November 2016

Just reminded me to camp the Armor Master crafting station on my NB like the old days!

Enslaved · November 2016

There are 2 possible answers to this mystery.

Maybe it was a nice guy, I know its rare but I met few myself
He was outside zerg, and there were no one to tell him what to do, to control his movement or behavior. Since he didn't get directive, he chose to ignore distraction. HIVE mind

Titansteele · November 2016

I remember you my rubber ducky
I could smell your fear and that was sucky

I finished fighting that mighty beast
I will take it home for my feast

I thought of killing you but I decided not
mostly because you looked hot

Alucardo · November 2016

Titansteele wrote: »

I remember you my rubber ducky
I could smell your fear and that was sucky

I finished fighting that might beast
I will take it home for my feast

I thought of killing you but I decided not
mostly because you looked hot

So it seems, they aren't all bad
A show of mercy from this dominion lad.

It's just a shame to ruin this perfect moment,
With his choice of words that seem quite potent.

For not out of kindness he let this stranger by,
But because of her features that caught his eye.

A typical Dominion dog is he,
And also terrible at poetry.

Panth141 · November 2016

Alucardo wrote: »

Titansteele wrote: »

I remember you my rubber ducky
I could smell your fear and that was sucky

I finished fighting that might beast
I will take it home for my feast

I thought of killing you but I decided not
mostly because you looked hot

So it seems, they aren't all bad
A show of mercy from this dominion lad.

It's just a shame to ruin this perfect moment,
With his choice of words that seem quite potent.

For not out of kindness he let this stranger by,
But because of her features that caught his eye.

A typical Dominion dog is he,
And also terrible at poetry.

Take it easy with the southern fellow,
Love ain't easy when you're yellow.

Back at home, picking's sparse,
Dominion lasses are a farce.

Elves too tall, some too small,
Cats don't talk; they purr and crawl.

Imagine the kids, with tails and paws,
If he married @SantieClaws !

Eweroun · November 2016

Alucardo wrote: »

Titansteele wrote: »

I remember you my rubber ducky
I could smell your fear and that was sucky

I finished fighting that might beast
I will take it home for my feast

I thought of killing you but I decided not
mostly because you looked hot

So it seems, they aren't all bad
A show of mercy from this dominion lad.

It's just a shame to ruin this perfect moment,
With his choice of words that seem quite potent.

For not out of kindness he let this stranger by,
But because of her features that caught his eye.

A typical Dominion dog is he,
And also terrible at poetry.

Now what is this?

Poetry by one of the Daggerfall?
Do they really study it at all?

This do makes my day
Going to remember it all the way

When I see the Daggerfall-train next time
I'll try stop them with some kind of rhyme

Probably I'll die to the zerg anyway
but it won't be the same as everyday

But hey...
Glad to now the Dominion influence passes through the air
and brings some form of civilization in there

rubherducky · November 2016

Alliance Rap Battle anyone? :')

Titansteele · November 2016

Lol love it.

Touché Alucard, Touché!

Poetry is clearly not my forte
Do not fear, do not dismay

For I will kill you anyway!

SantieClaws · November 2016

Panth141 wrote: »

Alucardo wrote: »

Titansteele wrote: »

I remember you my rubber ducky
I could smell your fear and that was sucky

I finished fighting that might beast
I will take it home for my feast

I thought of killing you but I decided not
mostly because you looked hot

So it seems, they aren't all bad
A show of mercy from this dominion lad.

It's just a shame to ruin this perfect moment,
With his choice of words that seem quite potent.

For not out of kindness he let this stranger by,
But because of her features that caught his eye.

A typical Dominion dog is he,
And also terrible at poetry.

Take it easy with the southern fellow,
Love ain't easy when you're yellow.

Back at home, picking's sparse,
Dominion lasses are a farce.

Elves too tall, some too small,
Cats don't talk; they purr and crawl.

Imagine the kids, with tails and paws,
If he married @SantieClaws !

How terribly this one do you slander
By saying she might indeed marry an Altmer
Santie has true love you know only for one
But for Santie alas Bumnog he has none!

Eweroun · November 2016

rubherducky wrote: »

Alliance Rap Battle anyone? :')

the rap battle has already been started
standing here, lionhearted

@rubherducky you're already out,
the second comment you wrote,
was just a note
you didn't rhyme the write way
...what a poor display
pls go back to your hideout

the daggerfall just proves to be better than the pact
'cause none of them delivered yet an act
the Dominion will rule either way
we even don't need foul play
just confess we are the masters of rhyme
you can start another zerg-crime

the mic is yours now to reply
after that there's time for you to cry

Panth141 · November 2016

SantieClaws wrote: »

Panth141 wrote: »

Alucardo wrote: »

Titansteele wrote: »

I remember you my rubber ducky
I could smell your fear and that was sucky

I finished fighting that might beast
I will take it home for my feast

I thought of killing you but I decided not
mostly because you looked hot

So it seems, they aren't all bad
A show of mercy from this dominion lad.

It's just a shame to ruin this perfect moment,
With his choice of words that seem quite potent.

For not out of kindness he let this stranger by,
But because of her features that caught his eye.

A typical Dominion dog is he,
And also terrible at poetry.

Take it easy with the southern fellow,
Love ain't easy when you're yellow.

Back at home, picking's sparse,
Dominion lasses are a farce.

Elves too tall, some too small,
Cats don't talk; they purr and crawl.

Imagine the kids, with tails and paws,
If he married @SantieClaws !

How terribly this one do you slander
By saying she might indeed marry an Altmer
Santie has true love you know only for one
But for Santie alas Bumnog he has none!

Now then, Santie, tell the truth,
A star you were when in your youth.

Fur so smooth and tail so brown,
No man nor mer could turn you down.

Alas, these days, love comes from brine,
Caught on-end of fishing line.

Bumnog, though, did what he could,
But life is hard when you smell like mud!

AnviOfVai · November 2016

Oh wow. Can someone make a ESO Poem thread. Some incredible responses here.

GreenhaloX · November 2016

Well, well.. we truly have some warrior poets here. At least a few..

AzuraKin · November 2016

around the campfire it has been told
of a powerful beast slayer in the cold

the sight of a pretty young lass he did see
but alas the other alliance was she.

in kindness he did, his sword withhold
twas a moment of glory for team orange to behold

it is this moment this poor covenant's soldier's wish
that she could have been there, with a swords parting swish.

Enslaved · November 2016

I tought PvPers mostly whine
now I see that some can also rime

And I met AD sorcers that can twerk
being part of destro ulti zerg

some played drums, others flute
I had to join them on the lute

The only problem was I'm red
and soon after I was dead

All in all I'm rather happy to be
part of such a versatile community

Panth141 · November 2016

AzuraKin wrote: »

around the campfire it has been told
of a powerful beast slayer in the cold

the sight of a pretty young lass he did see
but alas the other alliance was she.

in kindness he did, his sword withhold
twas a moment of glory for team orange to behold

it is this moment this poor covenant's soldier's wish
that she could have been there, with a swords parting swish.

Orange you say? New to me...
Purple's all I ever see.

West-folk, I'm sure, wade through orange
endless spawn, as spores from sporange (!)

Pactlings, too, see different hues,
shades of yellow, mixed with blues.

The truth, this humble poet cries:
A zerg's a zerg, through any eyes!

Alucardo · November 2016

Titansteele wrote: »

Lol love it.

Touché Alucard, Touché!

Poetry is clearly not my forte
Do not fear, do not dismay

For I will kill you anyway!

Clearly, my friend, it was all in jest
My words to provoke you; just a playful test

Sir you could not win twenty versus me alone,
Now watch me walk away as I drop the microphone

*drops mic*

Peekachu99 · November 2016

This thread is the most pleasant thing I've read on the forums all year. Good stuff, folks.

vyndral13preub18_ESO · November 2016

What a strange thread I have wondered into.
All the cow have done gone moo-moo....

Such is my plight.
I am unsure,
I am doing this right.

JamieAubrey · November 2016

Just coming in to destroy the flow
now that I've commented off I go

WAIT WHAAAAAAAAAAAT

Enodoc · November 2016

As I was lying there, quite dead,
A strange scene unfurled above my head.
Some Reds, some Yellows, not usually best fellows.
I with they'd spared this Blue instead!

Eweroun · November 2016

Enslaved wrote: »

I tought PvPers mostly whine
now I see that some can also rime

And I met AD sorcers that can twerk
being part of destro ulti zerg

some played drums, others flute
I had to join them on the lute

The only problem was I'm red
and soon after I was dead

All in all I'm rather happy to be
part of such a versatile community

The whining may be the only thing you see,
yet there's dancing and laughing, and also poetry

PVP may be all about the zerglings roaming the lands
the future of Cyrodill lies in our hands

May you all live in peace and without dispair
The dominion provides the throne with a true heir

...and that's all I care (about)

Eweroun · November 2016

Alucardo wrote: »

Titansteele wrote: »

Lol love it.

Touché Alucard, Touché!

Poetry is clearly not my forte
Do not fear, do not dismay

For I will kill you anyway!

Clearly, my friend, it was all in jest
My words to provoke you; just a playful test

Sir you could not win twenty versus me alone,
Now watch me walk away as I drop the microphone

*drops mic*

*picks up mic*

...

*drops it again*

stewhead2ub17_ESO · November 2016

Haha

Enodoc · November 2016

Eweroun wrote: »

May you all live in peace and without dispair
The dominion provides the throne with a true heir

A history lesson is needed, I fear,
If you think the Dominion is going to win here.
For Nirn to be right, the Dragonfires must light,
And an heir of Alessia must appear.

JD2013 · November 2016

As I strolled through the grounds of castle bloodmayne
Some reds descended, wishing to cause pain
They sieged and sieged, the walls they fell
To arms, my comrades! Let's show them hell!

Enslaved · November 2016

Eweroun wrote: »

Enslaved wrote: »

I tought PvPers mostly whine
now I see that some can also rime

And I met AD sorcers that can twerk
being part of destro ulti zerg

some played drums, others flute
I had to join them on the lute

The only problem was I'm red
and soon after I was dead

All in all I'm rather happy to be
part of such a versatile community

The whining may be the only thing you see,
yet there's dancing and laughing, and also poetry

PVP may be all about the zerglings roaming the lands
the future of Cyrodill lies in our hands

May you all live in peace and without dispair
The dominion provides the throne with a true heir

...and that's all I care (about)

I agree with some points that you wrote
but there is something I must note

an Atmorain heart beats in my chest
I will fight dominion and dagger pest

it is also a well known fact
many will shed blood for the Pact

Legions of Dunmer, Saxhleel hordes
battalions of berserking Nords

So hear the Dragons mighty roar
You have been served, please come for more

...

if by any chance you find my words lame
feel free to oppose me in Trueflame

danno8 · November 2016

What is this?! A rhyming thread?
As I break my morning bread?

Tales of love, a sword stays sheathed
All of Cyrodiil relieved

Can it be behind the curtain
A gentle heart, the hand uncertain

A lovely thought, the day feels new
Time to go and kill a few

p.s a note for all who rhyme
an awesome for your forum time