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Beware, this secret cult is taking over Tamriel !

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Dracane
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The Olds Owls !
They have been whitnessed in all major cities of Tamriel. They dress fancy and ridiculous and they reproduce fast.
And they are a threat to us all, I explain in a minute.


First it begins very harmless, with a few sneaking around.
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Seconds later, they get confident
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Then it's beginning to get dangerous. They start spamming emotes via macro command to attack the server
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They force poor, homeless men to participate in their dark game
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And eventually, none of us will be left. They seek for destruction, until all of us have become pink owl.
I suppose, Sheogorath sent these. Either way, be carefull Citizen of Tamriel, you have been warned.
One of my group members turned into one in front of my very eyes !
Edited by Dracane on November 4, 2016 5:05AM
Auri-El is my lord,
Trinimac is my shield,
Magnus is my mind.
  • MaxwellC
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    Not so secret now are you?
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  • Dracane
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    MaxwellCrystal wrote: »
    Not so secret now are you?

    I am not part of it :) I am trying to expose them.

    Their goal is to turn The Elder Scrolls into a flashy pink Japano Trash MMO.
    Mark my words.
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  • Knootewoot
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    And people complained about the skeletons of Witch festival to be breaking immersion. No, owl people are much worse.
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  • Dracane
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    BigBragg wrote: »
    Pfft. I don't give a hoot....

    Guess we just die then :(
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  • Ankael07
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    Are you telling me that these people have been at work in Cyrodiil all this time!?
    If you want me to reply to your comment type @Ankael07 in it.
  • Dracane
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    Ankael07 wrote: »
    Are you telling me that these people have been at work in Cyrodiil all this time!?

    Yes O.O
    They are Tamriel's Illuminati. They control the crown store.
    Auri-El is my lord,
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    Magnus is my mind.
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Is it the Cult of cleanliness ?

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    Enslaved wrote: »
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    LMAO :D
  • catsgomeow
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    just wait until they start regurgitating small digested animals all over the streets and in shops and taverns, you thought mounts made a mess...
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  • AzraelKrieg
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    As the original Owl of Tamriel, I find these impostors to be utterly disgraceful. They are tarnishing the name of the true Owl of Tamriel with these shenanigans. The purpose of the Owl is to watch but never disturb the populace unless sufficiently provoked.
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    Pink Owl Mount incoming !
    Auri-El is my lord,
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    Magnus is my mind.
  • ZOS_PeterT
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    We have moved this thread to: "Fiction & Roleplaying"
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  • gp1680
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    Lava_Croft wrote: »
    ZOS_PeterT wrote: »
    We have moved this thread to: "Fiction & Roleplaying"
    Is that the section where all bug reports end up?

    This might be the best post all year!!!
  • Dracane
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    ZOS_PeterT wrote: »
    We have moved this thread to: "Fiction & Roleplaying"

    Noooo it is no fiction ZoS :o it is really happening. Don't do this
    Auri-El is my lord,
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    Magnus is my mind.
  • BohnT
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    Lava_Croft wrote: »
    ZOS_PeterT wrote: »
    We have moved this thread to: "Fiction & Roleplaying"
    Is that the section where all bug reports end up?

    All hail the allmighty Kris Lord of the trolls and laughs
  • AzraelKrieg
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    Dracane wrote: »
    ZOS_PeterT wrote: »
    We have moved this thread to: "Fiction & Roleplaying"

    Noooo it is no fiction ZoS :o it is really happening. Don't do this

    It is roleplaying though
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  • KaleidoscopeEyz
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    I can't stand it when admins move threads like this. What? Is General just not good enough?
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    Khajiit she wonders. If the playing of the roles, the bugs, the PvP, the combat mechanics, the store items.

    If all of these they are moved yes what will we talk about in the GD section?

    Fishing
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    Pets in the bank
    Chet

    Also knowing about secret cults khajiit considers to be a public service. A poor innocent orc could be taken in and brainwashed by these purple birdies. Khajiit needs the orc to stay at home and open things with her teeth yes. Santie will not pay for a bottle opener because of owls!

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  • Alucardo
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    Lava_Croft wrote: »
    ZOS_PeterT wrote: »
    We have moved this thread to: "Fiction & Roleplaying"
    Is that the section where all bug reports end up?

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  • Dracane
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    AzraelKrieg wrote: »
    Dracane wrote: »
    ZOS_PeterT wrote: »
    We have moved this thread to: "Fiction & Roleplaying"

    Noooo it is no fiction ZoS :o it is really happening. Don't do this

    It is roleplaying though

    I refuse !
    Auri-El is my lord,
    Trinimac is my shield,
    Magnus is my mind.
  • Alucardo
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    Dracane wrote: »
    AzraelKrieg wrote: »
    Dracane wrote: »
    ZOS_PeterT wrote: »
    We have moved this thread to: "Fiction & Roleplaying"

    Noooo it is no fiction ZoS :o it is really happening. Don't do this

    It is roleplaying though

    I refuse !

    Dracane roleplayer confirmed
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    KaleidoscopeEyz wrote: »
    I can't stand it when admins move threads like this. What? Is General just not good enough?

    Probably every few weeks, there'd be a thread in GD about someone wanting to hear about people's backstories for their toons, and I'd never see it moved here.

    I guess the mods just found out about this part of the forum XD
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  • Lava_Croft
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Dracane wrote: »
    AzraelKrieg wrote: »
    Dracane wrote: »
    ZOS_PeterT wrote: »
    We have moved this thread to: "Fiction & Roleplaying"

    Noooo it is no fiction ZoS :o it is really happening. Don't do this

    It is roleplaying though

    I refuse !

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    Dracane has always been a filthy Mer roleplayer! She even wrote me fanmail once!
  • Dracane
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    Lava_Croft wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Dracane wrote: »
    AzraelKrieg wrote: »
    Dracane wrote: »
    ZOS_PeterT wrote: »
    We have moved this thread to: "Fiction & Roleplaying"

    Noooo it is no fiction ZoS :o it is really happening. Don't do this

    It is roleplaying though

    I refuse !

    Dracane roleplayer confirmed
    Dracane has always been a filthy Mer roleplayer! She even wrote me fanmail once!

    Because I know what's good ;)

    But despite what ZoS and people say, this is not supposed to be a roleplay thread.
    I mean yes.... it might be a bit fictional, as I am assuming the future. BUT it's really happening in game ! You will remember my words soon enough
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    Trinimac is my shield,
    Magnus is my mind.
  • Lava_Croft
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    Dracane wrote: »
    Lava_Croft wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Dracane wrote: »
    AzraelKrieg wrote: »
    Dracane wrote: »
    ZOS_PeterT wrote: »
    We have moved this thread to: "Fiction & Roleplaying"

    Noooo it is no fiction ZoS :o it is really happening. Don't do this

    It is roleplaying though

    I refuse !

    Dracane roleplayer confirmed
    Dracane has always been a filthy Mer roleplayer! She even wrote me fanmail once!

    Because I know what's good ;)
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    Edited by Lava_Croft on November 5, 2016 6:59PM
  • Dracane
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    Lava_Croft wrote: »
    Dracane wrote: »
    Lava_Croft wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Dracane wrote: »
    AzraelKrieg wrote: »
    Dracane wrote: »
    ZOS_PeterT wrote: »
    We have moved this thread to: "Fiction & Roleplaying"

    Noooo it is no fiction ZoS :o it is really happening. Don't do this

    It is roleplaying though

    I refuse !

    Dracane roleplayer confirmed
    Dracane has always been a filthy Mer roleplayer! She even wrote me fanmail once!

    Because I know what's good ;)
    WFgUxEE.png

    I don't get it.
    Auri-El is my lord,
    Trinimac is my shield,
    Magnus is my mind.
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