Best pickup line for your character

Mr_Apollo
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Title says it all, if you met one of the characters you created on ESO, and you had a love interest for them, what would be your pickup line for them? Quite interested in how smooth ESO players are
"Am I truly lost? Is this the end of me? Perhaps...just like all stories have a beginning, all of them will have an ending"
~Brelin Geolas

"The Divines gave you a nose for a reason, Tharn. So you can keep your mouth shut and still keep breathing"
~Lyris Titanborn

"It is good the people wear clothing. M'aiq wears clothing. Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad."
~M'aiq the Liar
Kornwalsky - Dunmer - Nightblade
Tinker Knight - Khajiit - DragonKnight
Erenimir - Altmer - Sorcerer
M'zorna - Orc - Sorcerer
Kristof Nordgård - Breton - Templar

PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
  • Totalitarian
    Totalitarian
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    I'd probably just hide.

    Me trying to deliver a pickup line to my main would be the equivalent of asking for a bolt of lightning to the face. *enter psychological discussion on that implication here*
    PC NA CP 531+
    Aedric Fury Sits Around Doing Nothing
    Sola Auroron Magicka Templar
    Lunaria Chimeri Magicka Dragonknight
    The Chosen of the Storm Stamina Sorcerer
    Ward-Scales Magicka Nightblade
    Sanctius Luxen Stamina Templar
    Nerwaye Auroron Magicka Sorcerer
    Warden Vyrkyl Stamina Dragonknight
    The Ninth Adventurer Stamina Nightblade
    Magna-Sola Magicka Templar
    The Celestial Lady Magicka Templar
    Read their adventures!
    The Celestial Lady
  • Rohamad_Ali
    Rohamad_Ali
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    Pssst . Hey you . Skooma in the tent here . No guards .
    Fusozay Var Var .
  • DocFrost72
    DocFrost72
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    "Can I get a piece of dat axe?"

    Followed by my untimely demise

    Kevehk Silvershadow; Stamina Templar DPS.
    Araenandriah Nightwood; Stamina Sorceress DPS.
    Kevin the Arcane; Magicka Sorceror DPS.
    Gadhendor Nightwood; Sorceror Tank.
    Nivek the Shadow; Stamina Nightblade DPS.
    Aeris Silverthorn; Templar Healer.
    Titus Morric Silverthorn; Stamina Dragonknight DPS.
    Syldraaendril Nightwood; Soon-to-be Stamina Warden DPS.

    Warden needs nerf *trollish laughter*

    "Should I do it? No. Will I do it? Of ****ing course I will."
  • LulzSec
    LulzSec
    Should I call you Mr. Skills

    GM of Nightblades United
  • Pandorii
    Pandorii
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    Let me be the Imperial City Prison to your White Gold Tower. :)
    PS4 NA Gamertag: MsPandorii
  • Ghettokid
    Ghettokid
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    "Orc"
  • Mr_Apollo
    Mr_Apollo
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    Lovely lines all of ya,

    "I can guess a few things that your tail can do in the bedroom" - Possible last words before getting smacked with a shield
    "Am I truly lost? Is this the end of me? Perhaps...just like all stories have a beginning, all of them will have an ending"
    ~Brelin Geolas

    "The Divines gave you a nose for a reason, Tharn. So you can keep your mouth shut and still keep breathing"
    ~Lyris Titanborn

    "It is good the people wear clothing. M'aiq wears clothing. Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad."
    ~M'aiq the Liar
    Kornwalsky - Dunmer - Nightblade
    Tinker Knight - Khajiit - DragonKnight
    Erenimir - Altmer - Sorcerer
    M'zorna - Orc - Sorcerer
    Kristof Nordgård - Breton - Templar

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
  • MikkeOfGreenRiver
    What's that smell?
  • Juhasow
    Juhasow
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    ,,I used to be adventurer like You , then i took an RNG in the knee"
    Edited by Juhasow on November 24, 2016 1:14PM
  • Spaceclown
    Spaceclown
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    My girl would be just like me irl and flirting without even knowing it
    expert milk drinker
  • Powerhand
    Powerhand
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    Two handed gets a penetration bonus if you know what I mean...
  • Nestor
    Nestor
    Community Ambassador
    Mr_Apollo wrote: »
    what would be your pickup line for them?

    Want to Group?

    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

  • AzuraKin
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    walks up to stamblade khajit nb character.

    hello *** wanna go ou... gurgle (blood spews everywhere)
    v160 spellsword (nightblade)
    v160 restoration archmage (Templar)
    v160 battlemage (sorcerer)
    v160 restoration archmage (Templar)
    v160 warrior (DragonKnight)
    v160 assassin (nightblade)
    v160 swordsman (sorcerer)
    v160 spellsword (nightblade)
  • xXKillbotXx1999
    Hey baby, I have a homestead in "insert terribly unromantic location here", how bout we go there and play house? You can be the door and I'll slam you.

    Okay, okay, that's not originally from me, but I'd still use it lol.
  • Rataroto
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    She's a Khajiit

    Are you from Elsweyr?
    >> Yes...
    Because you're purrfect.
    *proceds to grab her by the waist*
    Edited by Rataroto on December 20, 2016 5:45AM
    : ^)
    Flawless Dro-M'Athra Destroyer Khajiit Nightblade
    GG Stands for Get Gud
    No vMA? = Have a bucket of L2P
    Lore nerd!
    Yes, I am a troll
    More dps than you
    Hottest dude around
    Owl lover
    A true master is an eternal student
    Rest in piece my Kaoru, I shall forever love you
  • Ankael07
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    My lich character's only love is war and his pick up line is '' Mess with a lich die like a female dog''.
    If you want me to reply to your comment type @ankael07 in it.
  • XrosHeart
    XrosHeart
    Me and my sorc would probably just stare awkwardly at each other until we just hugged for no reason.
    oh hi there im
    still a piece of GARBAGE
  • Cadbury
    Cadbury
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    - Uses Blazing Shield -

    "See? I got protection. What say you and I -"

    - shield expires -

    * awkward silence *

    "Umm...I'll just be over here then."

    :'(



    PAN - Positively Against Nerfs
    "All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening" - Alexander Woollcott
  • Valera Progib
    Valera Progib
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    Hi
    PC/EU 480 CP.
    PvP Azura as MagDK and MagSorc.
    Pedro Gonzales - Mag Sorc EP VMA Flawless Conqueror clear http://imgur.com/a/CB6j6
    Valera Progib - Stam Sorc DC
    Valera Pozhar - Mag DK EP VMA Flawless Conqueror clear http://imgur.com/a/jrsuK
    Valera Podlechi - Mag Templar AD VMA Flawless Conqueror clear http://imgur.com/a/N0BYq
    A little bit of hate - http://imgur.com/a/ndaBg

    Azura Star my Mag Sorc PvP videos:
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  • Niko1987
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    "I like your face. We should go somewhere together at the same time and say things to each other." -Finger guns- :sunglasses:
    Edited by Niko1987 on January 27, 2017 4:14PM
    "It must be nice to fight for something you feel so strongly about. Too often I don't have that luxury."- Ahrilux
    @Niko1987 | PC NA
    Lady Ahrilux | Nord | Dragonknight | STAM Tank in Training
  • Krist
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    Well, my characters are all males so I would not pick them up, however, best lines FOR them would be:


    Luke-
    "Heya handsome, let me buy you something expensive"

    Krist-
    "I am a damsel, and I am in distress, whatever will I do if you do not help me"

    Hughe - "...................." (If Hughe does not know you and you talk to him, you will annoy him. Makes it rough to make friends that way.)
    "Krist the Lionheart? No. Lionheart was my dog" -Krist
    "Darling, if looks were everything, I would be king of the world" -Luke
    "That place, between day and night, that purple color just before dark, that is where you will find me"- Hughe
  • Mr_Apollo
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    Loving every single one of these, keep them coming (if you know what I mean)
    "Am I truly lost? Is this the end of me? Perhaps...just like all stories have a beginning, all of them will have an ending"
    ~Brelin Geolas

    "The Divines gave you a nose for a reason, Tharn. So you can keep your mouth shut and still keep breathing"
    ~Lyris Titanborn

    "It is good the people wear clothing. M'aiq wears clothing. Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad."
    ~M'aiq the Liar
    Kornwalsky - Dunmer - Nightblade
    Tinker Knight - Khajiit - DragonKnight
    Erenimir - Altmer - Sorcerer
    M'zorna - Orc - Sorcerer
    Kristof Nordgård - Breton - Templar

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
  • Fly666monkey
    Fly666monkey
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    Does having a pulse count?
    "Let's be honest, I... don't always think my decisions through." -Sanguine
  • Ajaxandriel
    Ajaxandriel
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    "Do you know the story of Xarxes and Oghma ?"

    "I imagined you."

    *forth wall collapsing*
  • WuffyCerulei
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    My khajiit would just leave a decapitated squirrel on your door step and stare menacingly at you from a distance. If this sign of affection is accepted, she will procede to tear up your furniture and knock all breakable objects down for no reason. She would give occasional attention to you, maybe dinner or a walk. Most times though, she would sleep atop the cabinet and only talk to you once meal time rolls around, as she refuses to cook.
    Edited by WuffyCerulei on January 31, 2017 10:56AM
    @Starry-Wolf PC NA

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    Specializes in Kitter Magicka Builds
    The meta must burn.

    Current CP: 740+
    Main: Star-Sïnger - Argonian Magicka Sorcerer - 50 - EP - AR 17 - Stormproof/Shehai Shatterer/Mageslayer/Ophidian Overlord/Boethiah's Scythe

    Falls-With-Stars - Argonian Magicka Templar - 50 - AD - AR 15
    Adzhari Suns-Bane - Khajiit Magicka Nightblade - 50 - EP
    Black-Stär -Khajiit Magicka Dragonknight / Tank - 50 - AD
    4 other vet toons are hiding atm.
  • Daimmyo
    Daimmyo
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    I bet you can't shoot the ball from downtown!

  • pod88kk
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    Well seeing as one of my characters names is Farty Bang Bangs I'd probably ask them what that smell was
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