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Best pickup line for your character

Mr_Apollo
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Title says it all, if you met one of the characters you created on ESO, and you had a love interest for them, what would be your pickup line for them? Quite interested in how smooth ESO players are
"Am I truly lost? Is this the end of me? Perhaps...just like all stories have a beginning, all of them will have an ending"
~Brelin Geolas

"The Divines gave you a nose for a reason, Tharn. So you can keep your mouth shut and still keep breathing"
~Lyris Titanborn

"It is good the people wear clothing. M'aiq wears clothing. Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad."
~M'aiq the Liar
Kornwalsky - Dunmer - Nightblade
Tinker Knight - Khajiit - DragonKnight
Erenimir - Altmer - Sorcerer
M'zorna - Orc - Sorcerer
Kristof Nordgård - Breton - Templar

PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
  • Totalitarian
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    I'd probably just hide.

    Me trying to deliver a pickup line to my main would be the equivalent of asking for a bolt of lightning to the face. *enter psychological discussion on that implication here*
    PC NA CP 531+
    Aedric Fury Sits Around Doing Nothing
    Sola Auroron Magicka Templar
    Lunaria Chimeri Magicka Dragonknight
    The Chosen of the Storm Stamina Sorcerer
    Ward-Scales Magicka Nightblade
    Sanctius Luxen Stamina Templar
    Nerwaye Auroron Magicka Sorcerer
    Warden Vyrkyl Stamina Dragonknight
    The Ninth Adventurer Stamina Nightblade
    Magna-Sola Magicka Templar
    The Celestial Lady Magicka Templar
    Read their adventures!
    The Celestial Lady
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Pssst . Hey you . Skooma in the tent here . No guards .
  • DocFrost72
    DocFrost72
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    "Can I get a piece of dat axe?"

    Followed by my untimely demise
  • LulzSec
    LulzSec
    Should I call you Mr. Skills

    GM of Nightblades United
  • jarnkoldur
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    Girl your Mundus Effect must be Legendary because you are Divine!
    "And when the truth finally dawns, it shall dawn in fire!"
  • Pandorii
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    Let me be the Imperial City Prison to your White Gold Tower. :)
  • Ghettokid
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    "Orc"
  • Mr_Apollo
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    Lovely lines all of ya,

    "I can guess a few things that your tail can do in the bedroom" - Possible last words before getting smacked with a shield
    "Am I truly lost? Is this the end of me? Perhaps...just like all stories have a beginning, all of them will have an ending"
    ~Brelin Geolas

    "The Divines gave you a nose for a reason, Tharn. So you can keep your mouth shut and still keep breathing"
    ~Lyris Titanborn

    "It is good the people wear clothing. M'aiq wears clothing. Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad."
    ~M'aiq the Liar
    Kornwalsky - Dunmer - Nightblade
    Tinker Knight - Khajiit - DragonKnight
    Erenimir - Altmer - Sorcerer
    M'zorna - Orc - Sorcerer
    Kristof Nordgård - Breton - Templar

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
  • Aztrias
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    <Remains silent>

    Welcome Moon-and-Star to this place where destiny is made

    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/498360/r-i-p-pc-eu/p1
    Nerevar forget!
  • MikkeOfGreenRiver
    MikkeOfGreenRiver
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    What's that smell?
  • Juhasow
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    ,,I used to be adventurer like You , then i took an RNG in the knee"
    Edited by Juhasow on November 24, 2016 1:14PM
  • Spaceclown
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    My girl would be just like me irl and flirting without even knowing it
    expert milk drinker
  • Powerhand
    Powerhand
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    Two handed gets a penetration bonus if you know what I mean...
  • Nestor
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    Mr_Apollo wrote: »
    what would be your pickup line for them?

    Want to Group?

    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

    PakKat "Everything was going well, until I died"
    Gary Gravestink "I am glad you died, I needed the help"

  • AzuraKin
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    walks up to stamblade khajit nb character.

    hello *** wanna go ou... gurgle (blood spews everywhere)
    v160 spellsword (nightblade)
    v160 restoration archmage (Templar)
    v160 battlemage (sorcerer)
    v160 restoration archmage (Templar)
    v160 warrior (DragonKnight)
    v160 assassin (nightblade)
    v160 swordsman (sorcerer)
    v160 spellsword (nightblade)
  • xXKillbotXx1999
    Hey baby, I have a homestead in "insert terribly unromantic location here", how bout we go there and play house? You can be the door and I'll slam you.

    Okay, okay, that's not originally from me, but I'd still use it lol.
  • Rataroto
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    She's a Khajiit

    Are you from Elsweyr?
    >> Yes...
    Because you're purrfect.
    *proceds to grab her by the waist*
    Edited by Rataroto on December 20, 2016 5:45AM
  • Ankael07
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    My lich character's only love is war and his pick up line is '' Mess with a lich die like a female dog''.
    If you want me to reply to your comment type @Ankael07 in it.
  • XrosHeart
    XrosHeart
    Me and my sorc would probably just stare awkwardly at each other until we just hugged for no reason.
    oh hi there im
    still a piece of GARBAGE
  • Cadbury
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    - Uses Blazing Shield -

    "See? I got protection. What say you and I -"

    - shield expires -

    * awkward silence *

    "Umm...I'll just be over here then."

    :'(



    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • GrigorijMalahevich
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    Hi
    PC/EU 800 CP.
    PvP MagSorc.
    Pedro Gonzales - Mag Sorc EP vMA Flawless Conqueror clear http://imgur.com/a/CB6j6
    Valera Progib - Stam Sorc DC vMA Flawless Conqueror clear https://i.imgur.com/eYgpXG2.png
    Valera Pozhar - Mag DK EP vMA Flawless Conqueror clear http://imgur.com/a/jrsuK
    Valera Podlechi - Mag Templar AD vMA Flawless Conqueror clear http://imgur.com/a/N0BYq
  • Niko1987
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    "I like your face. We should go somewhere together at the same time and say things to each other." -Finger guns- :sunglasses:
    Edited by Niko1987 on January 27, 2017 4:14PM
    "It must be nice to fight for something you feel so strongly about. Too often I don't have that luxury."- Ahrilux
    @Niko1987 | PC NA
    Lady Ahrilux | Nord | Dragonknight | STAM Tank in Training
  • Krist
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    Well, my characters are all males so I would not pick them up, however, best lines FOR them would be:


    Luke-
    "Heya handsome, let me buy you something expensive"

    Krist-
    "I am a damsel, and I am in distress, whatever will I do if you do not help me"

    Hughe - "...................." (If Hughe does not know you and you talk to him, you will annoy him. Makes it rough to make friends that way.)
    "Krist the Lionheart? No. Lionheart was my dog" -Krist
    "Darling, if looks were everything, I would be king of the world" -Luke
    "That place, between day and night, that purple color just before dark, that is where you will find me"- Hughe
  • Mr_Apollo
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    Loving every single one of these, keep them coming (if you know what I mean)
    "Am I truly lost? Is this the end of me? Perhaps...just like all stories have a beginning, all of them will have an ending"
    ~Brelin Geolas

    "The Divines gave you a nose for a reason, Tharn. So you can keep your mouth shut and still keep breathing"
    ~Lyris Titanborn

    "It is good the people wear clothing. M'aiq wears clothing. Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad."
    ~M'aiq the Liar
    Kornwalsky - Dunmer - Nightblade
    Tinker Knight - Khajiit - DragonKnight
    Erenimir - Altmer - Sorcerer
    M'zorna - Orc - Sorcerer
    Kristof Nordgård - Breton - Templar

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
  • Fly666monkey
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    Does having a pulse count?
    "Let's be honest, I... don't always think my decisions through." -Sanguine
  • Ajaxandriel
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    "Do you know the story of Xarxes and Oghma ?"

    "I imagined you."

    *forth wall collapsing*
    TESO:Triskelion - forum RP, guilde francophone
    Ajaxandriel - haut-elfe gardien 50 ;
    Altarya - haute-elfe templière 50 ;
    Angelith - elfe des bois gardienne 50 ;
    Antarius Scorpio - impérial chevalier-dragon 50 ;
    Artémidore de Corbeaulieu - bréton lame noire 50 ;
    Azothos Sadras - elfe noir sorcier 50 ;
    Celestras - haut-elfe sorcier 50 ;
    Diluviatar - elfe des mers sorcier 50 ;
    Dorguldun gro-Arash - orque sorcier 50 ;
    Hjarnar - nordique sorcier 50 ;
    Jendaya al-Gilane - rougegarde chevalier-dragon 50 ;
    Sabbathnazar Ullikummi - elfe noir chevalier-dragon 50 ;
    Selvaryn Virotès - elfe noire lame noire 50 ;
    Tahajmi - khajiit sorcière 50 ;
    Telernil - haut-elfe templier 50 ;
    Zadzadak - gobelin nécromancien 50 ;
    Zandoga - rougegarde chevalier-dragon 50
  • WuffyCerulei
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    My khajiit would just leave a decapitated squirrel on your door step and stare menacingly at you from a distance. If this sign of affection is accepted, she will procede to tear up your furniture and knock all breakable objects down for no reason. She would give occasional attention to you, maybe dinner or a walk. Most times though, she would sleep atop the cabinet and only talk to you once meal time rolls around, as she refuses to cook.
    Edited by WuffyCerulei on January 31, 2017 10:56AM
    For the love of Kyne, buff sorc. PC NACP 2100+Star-Sïnger - Khajiit Magicka Sorc - EP Grand Overlord - Flawless Conqueror vMA/vBRP/vDSA no death/vHel Ra HM/vAA HM/vSO HM/vMoL HM/vHoF HM/vAS +2/vCR+3/vSS HMs/vKA HMs/vVH/vRG Oax HM/vDSR
  • Lettigall
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    Come here darling and you will see why bosmer are called wood elves!

    latest?cb=20130629111200

    Some men just want to watch the world burn... I just want a cold beer!
  • Daimmyo
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    I bet you can't shoot the ball from downtown!

  • pod88kk
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    Well seeing as one of my characters names is Farty Bang Bangs I'd probably ask them what that smell was
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