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Most annoying Quest-NPC

  • Kanar
    Kanar
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    Someone else....
    Sheogorath because his dialogue is just stupid and predictable ("lul I'm so random!! xD")

    Most nords because they are so stereotyped. Sorry but nord culture is more than just drinking and fighting.
  • zaria
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    That dog in Daggerfall.
    The dog is an short quest chain for an skill point so not so bad.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • harmsway
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    Someone else....
    The argonian from Ruins of Mazz
  • vgabor
    vgabor
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    Someone else....
    Stuga! >:)

    - "Do you know how long I've been looking for you?"
    - "Do you know how long I've been wanting to bury an axe in your skull?"

    just exactly how I fee :smiley:
  • SeleneXIII
    SeleneXIII
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    Someone else....
    Definitely agree to argonian from Ruins of Mazzatun... "Xal Nur Smash Tee hee hee hee" while wiping with a pug group for hours... I still hear his voice
  • srfrogg23
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    Someone else....
    "Hold, Sera!"
    "Hold! I was sent for you!"
    "Do you know how long I've been looking for you?"
  • Dont_do_drugs
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    Lyris Titanborn
    harmsway wrote: »
    The argonian from Ruins of Mazz

    i dont know what he says in english, but in german he has some really ambiguous lines which makes a lot of people giggle.

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  • RD065
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    Shalidor (Shally)
    razam dar, i rejoiced when i finally got to kill him off and it took zenimax 3 yrs to add an explanation as to why he survived, he just magically showed up at the end like nobody would ever choose to kill an annoying khajit

    You can kill him?
  • Knootewoot
    Knootewoot
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    Someone else....
    Sees-all-stinkin'-colors.
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    "I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."
  • srfrogg23
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    Someone else....
    RD065 wrote: »
    razam dar, i rejoiced when i finally got to kill him off and it took zenimax 3 yrs to add an explanation as to why he survived, he just magically showed up at the end like nobody would ever choose to kill an annoying khajit

    You can kill him?

    It's really ambiguous. You dont see him die. The events of the quest and his dialogue suggest that if you make a certain decision he will die as a result. It's never confirmed that he dies though. Quite the opposite, actually.
  • max_only
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    Jorunn Skald King
    Jorrun sounds like he has a fist size wad of gum in his mouth.

    Sorry but he’s not impressive. He’s not funny. He’s not regal.

    I also hate Sheogorath. He’s more annoying than Lyris to me. Ugh shut up I don’t care insane-clown-posse-edgelord-cheese-fetishist
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • Salvas_Aren
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    Shalidor (Shally)
    I thought of every random critter who tells me not to pass or enter this or that town.

    But then I remembered Shally, the old fuwk who literally offers nothing that would make me save Vally.

    Sorry pal, your crappy gear can't beat 2 points for Gryffindor, proudly presented by cheesy Nick.

    Edit: Your crappy censorship will not make me call Shally an old fart, I learnt that from George Carlin. >:)
    Edited by Salvas_Aren on September 26, 2018 9:24PM
  • Ilithyania
    Ilithyania
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    Prophet/Varen Aquilarios
    "Freeeeedom"
    PC
  • runagate
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    Someone else....
    That new Jar Jar Agonian in Murkmire in the preview quest/on PTS.
  • lagrue
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    Nilthis. He knows what he's done.
    "You must defeat me every time. I need defeat you only once"
  • leetacakesb16_ESO
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    Valaste (Vally)
    Valaste, but really I'm doing her a favor by always having her serve the one true God. Sorcalin is a close second because she never gives me the scroll quest I need.
    Pc EU- Lady_Hania
  • Shawn_PT
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    There are so many annoying NPCs in this game, tbh. So many.

    The ones that chase you to give a quest. Nilthis swam to a little island just now to tell me to 'hold, sera!' He bravely crossed a field of Alits and snipping mudcrabs to stand on my backside, watching me fish.

    Stuga isn't a problem anymore. I did her quest on all my characters. Annoying but a sure fire way to get rid of her. Permanently.

    Still doing Mages/FG on some alts so yeah the courier gals are annoying for sure. Good thing I don't spend too much time in cities. Better still that they get deleted from sight when the quests are over.

    "Did you get it???????? Did your invitation arrive????????" No. Not since you last asked, 30 seconds ago. Sheesh.

    Shalidor. He's such poorly portrayed. Everything wrong with him has already been said here.

    Valaste. "Nobody likes me all my friends are books..." Go out. Make friends. Stop moping around. Have you read the books she has to study for the quests? There's nothing out of the ordinary there. If she's going crazy it's probably because she needs to get out more.

    Sheogorath. He was good in Oblivion/Skyrim. Here he sounds like his lines were written by someone else for sure. They are just bland and random. Nothing I would associate with an insane deity. He was voiced by someone else though and that's where nost of the magic was lost. The new voice actor sounds like he's trying too hard to imitate Wes and it's painful to hear. Too too painful.

    Did you get it?? Did your invitation arrive??????

    The guys from the main quest... I'd say more disappointing than annoying. They vanish when the questline is done so they're inconsequential in the long run. Unlike the Shad Astula chick. Can someone just give her an invitation already!!!

    The three alliance leaders. I've only done the Pact quests so far but none of them strikes me as a particularly worthy leader. Jorun sounds like he's so bored. Yeah sure.... we have some problems some people to kill before they kill us.... I'm sure our forces will win in the end... yawn. Emeric sounds like he's also bored. This crown makes my ears look funny. Your ass is too skinny in that dress. I never wanted any of this. Can't someone else just take the crown from me already, I want to sit back and relax. Ayrenn.... I have not crossed paths with her. Apart from mudballing her in the events and killing her in the Mages guild quest. But she doesn't sound convincing at all. Oh yea. I'm not like the other high elves. I'm different. Totally. You just have to take my word for it.

    Right...

    Zeira. She's so unsure of herself. I'm sure we can do this. I think. I hope. They don't need to know the details, so long as they do their job right, right? Right. And in the end I still get to lead even though I screwed up several times. Awesome.

    Hildegarde. I don't like her. Her accent is weird. She has none of the characteristics an assassin requires. She's too gullible. Can't keep a secret. Breaks under pressure. Just stands there being cute but, you know, she's actually a fierce killer because she can turn into a werewolf. That's not even that rare an ability tbh... They would probably be better served if they let her turn Kor and let him do the job.

    Did you get it??? Did your invitation arrive??????

    But most of these can be avoided/ignored/removed when their quests are done. The bards..... they're there eternally. Every. Single. Day. New characters. Veteran characters. Every single one of them is plagued by these singing nuisances.
  • RD065
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    Shalidor (Shally)
    Another one.. Tamrith in Rivenspire. Very very annoying though I'm not sure she was a quest quiver or not. I wanted to punch her in the face each time I saw her.
  • TheDarkShadow
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    I hate guild master See-all-colors because she keep getting on my way while I'm trying to loot all the urns and zh!t.
  • DanteYoda
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    Sheogorath
  • Pendrillion
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    The Feathered Court Crow for its Dailies. I love the NPC as such... But the damn thieving missions where you actually scrounge the ENTIRETY of Tamriel for those damn cosmetic goods or cutlery... *froths with rage*

    Gladly they offer easier venues as well...
  • themaddaedra
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    DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU? Stuga wins.

    Really tho, you wanted to put Raz and Darien in your out-of-hand annoying list? Do you even enjoy anything? Lmao.
    PC|EU
  • dtsharples
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    Bera Moorsmith!!
    That *** follows me all over Wayrest >:)
  • Kelces
    Kelces
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    Essentially every NPC that keeps following you around in certain areas.
    You reveal yourself best in how you play.

    Kelces - Argonian Templar
    Farel Donvu - Dark Elf Sorcerer
    Navam Llervu - Dark Elf Dragonknight
    Aniseth - Wood Elf Warden
    Therediel - Wood Elf Templar
    Nilonwy - Wood Elf Nightblade
    Jurupari - Argonian Warden
    Kú-Chulainn - Argonian Sorcerer
    PC - EU
    For the Pact!
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