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Patch notes?

Mojmir
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Edited by Mojmir on October 17, 2016 8:10AM
  • NightRyder36
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    x2 In need of some down time reading.
  • tinythinker
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    *sigh*

    Natch potes. NATCH POTES!

    Don'the forget this...
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  • SantieClaws
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    Khajiit she would assume perhaps you are thinking of the Natch Potes yes?

    As usual this one she has her sources. Sources that may come with old coke cans and many of the coffee stains yes.

    "For the duration of the Witches Festival dolmens will now spawn waves of small angry children ringing bells loudly and demanding all your sweetrolls.

    Delve bosses will now be camping the player spawn points on all the starter islands.

    All dungeon bosses now have a 72.37% chance of spawning an evil clown. The clowns will follow you around Tamriel and can only be destroyed with a direct hit of a custard pie to the face."

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws



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  • Alucardo
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    Delve bosses will now be camping the player spawn points on all the starter islands.

    They are taking revenge!
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  • Elmour0Fudd
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    Who's got the Popcorn , there's always popcorn....
    gotta have popcorn with natch potes .... Part of the weeks entertainment provided free by ZOS.


    we get to watch the panic as it has a glitch

    OOOooooooKK OOOOoooookk
    Try Cat herding it's fun thay said you'll love it it's a good honest job........ bollock's you need Silverweave body armour to stop em fighting, but a stuffed mouse on a string can help!


    • Snarrffffff


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  • ShaylonShayton
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    @tinythinker

    OMG I'm dying! :D:D:D
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    All dungeon bosses now have a 72.37% chance of spawning an evil clown. The clowns will follow you around Tamriel and can only be destroyed with a direct hit of a custard pie to the face."





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    Theres no way I'm throwing a custard pie. Thats for eating :o
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    @tinythinker

    LOL

    I can imagine that Gina had a good laugh after she did see this pic :-)
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    Alhatariel wrote: »
    I can imagine that Gina had a good laugh after she did see this pic :-)

    Yes probably but that was a long time ago. This pic is a "classical", it's been around for a long while. Good pics make it through numerous threads and survive a long time ! :)



  • magnusthorek
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    "For the duration of the Witches Festival dolmens will now spawn waves of small angry children ringing bells loudly and demanding all your sweetrolls
    Oh geez... Please don't... I have a young sister I take care of already... This is enough headaches for a human being...
    Delve bosses will now be camping the player spawn points on all the starter islands.
    That would be SO funny... to watch, of course u.u'
    All dungeon bosses now have a 72.37% chance of spawning an evil clown. The clowns will follow you around Tamriel and can only be destroyed with a direct hit of a custard pie to the face."
    HELL NO! Clowns are scary and I'm cardiac O_O

    LOL..
    I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
    I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
    My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.
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    Alhatariel wrote: »
    I can imagine that Gina had a good laugh after she did see this pic :-)

    Yes probably but that was a long time ago. This pic is a "classical", it's been around for a long while. Good pics make it through numerous threads and survive a long time ! :)



    The ones I made aren't the best but they survive because I keep reposting them :lol:
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    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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    Edited by Flaminir on October 17, 2016 11:36AM
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