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k9mouse
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Yes, I know is not wise to do this, but what tail will be more fun to pull? Khajiit or an Argonian? Considering mass, thickness, and length, and the claws / bites for the after effect...
Edited by k9mouse on August 14, 2016 1:38PM
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What will I pull? 99 votes

Khajiit
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Argonian
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  • DocFrost72
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    Argonian
    Khajiit have claws, but being mauled by a cat sounds less entertaining to watch than being mauled by what amounts to a walking gator.
    Edited by DocFrost72 on August 14, 2016 1:41PM
  • Browiseth
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    Argonian
    Argonian tails are big enough to snuggle with after grabbing them

    what am i doing with my life
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    • EP - F - Melina Elinia - Dunmer Magicka Dragonknight - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Sinnia Lavellan - Altmer Warden Healer - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Follows-the-Arcane - Argonian Healer Sorcerer- lvl 50
    • EP - F - Ashes-of-Arcane - Argonian Magicka Necromancer - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Bolgrog the Sinh - Orc Stamina Dragonknight - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Moonlight Maiden - Altmer Magicka Templar - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Maxine Cauline - Breton Magicka Nightblade - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Garrus Loridius - Imperial Stamina Templar - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Jennifer Loridius - Imperial Necromancer tank - lvl 50
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  • jedtb16_ESO
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    Khajiit
    i think you should consider getting out more...
  • Egonieser
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    DocFrost72 wrote: »
    Khajiit have claws, but being mauled by a cat sounds less entertaining to watch than being mauled by what amounts to a walking gator.

    Khajiit have claws, on their paws... Argonians have claws, horns, talons, and every other pointy object under the sun across their entire bodies.
    Argonian wins hands-down. Don't ever try to hug one whatever you do, otherwise you might start leaking everywhere after having a drink.
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  • elantaura
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    Argonian
    I have lizards, snakes and cats as pets in real life. The lizards are the ones who bite the hardest. Most firery and hiss the most even when they are happy. Thecats and snakes are pretty chilled out by comparasin.
    For that reason i think argonian
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  • Mady
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    Argonian
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  • Aquanova
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    Pull my finger instead........ and receive a prize!
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  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Aquanova wrote: »
    Pull my finger instead........ and receive a prize!

    No . Fool me once shame on you . Fool me twice ..

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  • Cazzy
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    Tie their tails together :naughty:
  • Saoirse_Siobhan
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    Khajiit
    Argonian probably wouldn't notice.
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  • ZOS_DaryaK
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    If you pull an Argonian's tail, won't it just grow back?







    I'll show myself out...
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  • BigBragg
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    Is this for real, or are you just pulling my leg?
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  • k9mouse
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    BigBragg wrote: »
    Is this for real, or are you just pulling my leg?

    It is for real! o:)
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  • Tyrion87
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    Khajiit
    This is the weirdest poll in which I've ever participated...
  • susmitds
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    Khajiit
    In a quest in Rawlkha, a Khajiit and an Argonian was competing on who had the sharpest claws. Guess who won.
  • Totalitarian
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    When I think of an Argonian tail, I picture a big, scaly, meaty log that sticks out of an Argonian's behind. The thing's probably heavy, dense, and when it swings around, it probably clears the area behind it.

    I picture Khajiit tails as being much lighter and flexible, alongside being smaller.

    If you were to pull an Argonian tail, I would think it's anchored in there so much that it's not going to hurt. So I'll settle for Khajiit.
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  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    Browiseth wrote: »
    Argonian tails are big enough to snuggle with after grabbing them

    Well if we're going to cuddle with it after grabbing it, Khajiit tails are fluffier.
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    I think this post is pulling my... leg

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  • Cakery
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    ZOS_DaryaK wrote: »
    If you pull an Argonian's tail, won't it just grow back?







    I'll show myself out...

    @ZOS_DaryaK Hopefully we're talking about just a quick yank, not pulling the tail clean off! XD

    I'd have to vote Khajiit, though. Sure, I might get clawed, but that's much better than accidentally pulling the tail of a Shadowscale...
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  • Browiseth
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    WhiteCoatSyndrome wrote: »
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    Well if we're going to cuddle with it after grabbing it, Khajiit tails are fluffier.

    Too thin and lithe to hold onto, though, and the lack of muscle in comparison also probably means it's uncomfortable for the Khajiit aswell. That thing'll just slip out of your arms with how they never sit still too

    why am i even putting this much thought into this what is my life
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    • EP - M - Strikes-with-Arcane - Argonian Stamina Sorc - lvl 50 - The Flawless Conqueror/Spirit Slayer
    • EP - F - Melina Elinia - Dunmer Magicka Dragonknight - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Sinnia Lavellan - Altmer Warden Healer - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Follows-the-Arcane - Argonian Healer Sorcerer- lvl 50
    • EP - F - Ashes-of-Arcane - Argonian Magicka Necromancer - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Bolgrog the Sinh - Orc Stamina Dragonknight - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Moonlight Maiden - Altmer Magicka Templar - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Maxine Cauline - Breton Magicka Nightblade - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Garrus Loridius - Imperial Stamina Templar - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Jennifer Loridius - Imperial Necromancer tank - lvl 50
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  • Vildebill
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    ZOS_DaryaK wrote: »
    If you pull an Argonian's tail, won't it just grow back?







    I'll show myself out...

    Laughed a little too much :D
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  • waterfairy
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    Am I the only one who read this as something sexual? B)
  • Browiseth
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    Vigarr wrote: »
    Am I the only one who read this as something sexual? B)

    yes
    skingrad when zoscharacters:
    Spoiler
    • EP - M - Strikes-with-Arcane - Argonian Stamina Sorc - lvl 50 - The Flawless Conqueror/Spirit Slayer
    • EP - F - Melina Elinia - Dunmer Magicka Dragonknight - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Sinnia Lavellan - Altmer Warden Healer - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Follows-the-Arcane - Argonian Healer Sorcerer- lvl 50
    • EP - F - Ashes-of-Arcane - Argonian Magicka Necromancer - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Bolgrog the Sinh - Orc Stamina Dragonknight - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Moonlight Maiden - Altmer Magicka Templar - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Maxine Cauline - Breton Magicka Nightblade - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Garrus Loridius - Imperial Stamina Templar - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Jennifer Loridius - Imperial Necromancer tank - lvl 50
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  • UltimaJoe777
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    Everyone knows you would pull a kitty's tail. It's so soft and fluffy and OOPS it came off D:
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  • Ackwalan
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    Keep pulling on that, and you'll go blind.
  • Vaoh
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    Khajiit will scratch me and eventually forget about it.

    Argonian will try to rip open my face.

    I vote Khajiit
  • MarrazzMist
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    Khajiit I can do with one hand, Argonion I think I need two.
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  • k9mouse
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    The poor Khajiits having their tail pulled....
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  • WhiteMage
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    ZOS_DaryaK wrote: »
    If you pull an Argonian's tail, won't it just grow back?







    I'll show myself out...

    Have you heard that if you pull an argonian's tail, it'll grow back a little bigger? Don't you believe it!
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