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Preyfar✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭They're still drinking their morning cup of coffee and going "Oh man, did you see the new Star Trek this weekend?"
Give them time.1 -
Elsonso✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭As soon as the server staff is finished mopping the floors, the Community Managers can restock all the toilet paper in the bathrooms. Then they will have time to start writing the patch notes.
Seriously, the English patch notes sound like they are written. Apparently, there is a bank holiday in Ireland today, so translation of the patch notes is a problem child today.1 -
Minute_Waltz✭✭✭Just wondering, is it possible to somehow "guess" the correct URL link for patch notes before they made it viewable by public?0 -
Preyfar✭✭✭✭✭
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In theory, yes, but there are permissions systems in place to prevent you from viewing them.Minute_Waltz wrote: »Just wondering, is it possible to somehow "guess" the correct URL link for patch notes before they made it viewable by public?0 -
EverHaunted✭✭✭My sources tell me there is an ongoing bet. Every week they push for a longer downtime. They bet on the first 'nervous breakdown thread'. Once a winner emerges, they flick the switch on.
Bob won last week.1 -
Preyfar✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Sometimes I worry the patch notes will come out while I'm on the toilet, and I'll start reading them. 45 minutes later...0 -
Elsonso✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Sometimes I worry the patch notes will come out while I'm on the toilet, and I'll start reading them. 45 minutes later...
hazards of the hobbyEdited by Elsonso on August 1, 2016 1:13PM1 -
EverHaunted✭✭✭lordrichter wrote: »
But sometimes, a toilet is the best place for receiving patch notes...0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Natch PotesMalubeth tanks can no longer enable cheese god mode . Not knowing how to play , many suffer catastrophic brain embolism ...
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XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭"Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**0
