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Puppies and Kittens

Armitas
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Just kidding, Murder and Mayhem.

Someone in our gaming community needs help.

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Retired.
Nord mDK
  • Armitas
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    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • Arthg
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    Give us a PVP justice system, somebody deserves their butts to be severely spanked.
    PC/EU. NoCP PvP. sDK Orc IRL. Flawless tamperor. Pro scrub.
  • stewhead2ub17_ESO
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    Damn...I was really hoping for puppies and kittens. :disappointed:
  • ArchMikem
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    The devs totally foresaw the game devolving to this by giving players an insta kill ability.

    Yup.

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    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
  • Scamandros
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    @Armitas This is not where you leave your doll collection. Someone could trip!
    Aeryj
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    Blades of Vengeance


    Mighty Eagle by serjustin19 for your viewing convenience.
    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle.
    I fell out of my nest

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I screech I screech
    but no one hears me

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I started to wonder off
    I want to come back but lost my way.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I came face to face
    Of Mighty Lion

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I came to fall in love with Mighty Lion
    Who's claws is sharp and just

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Then suddenly
    Mighty Dragon Came

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Dragon roared aloud
    Who's mighty paws make earthquake
    that quivers underneath our feet

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Soon battle rages
    Between the Mighty Lion and Mighty Dragon

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    My heart grows heavy
    For who do I belong in Scourge PS4 EU

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I continue to battle.
    But Battle I must do within myself

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I screech, I screech
    Long and hard. I made a fuss

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Then suddenly
    As if I was dreaming

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I heard a screech
    But suddenly, I attack Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle had to defend

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I know I was fighting for Mighty Lion
    So I fought back.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I attack I attack
    But to no avail

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    The Mighty claws who's mighty claws
    Felt unnatural to me and very clumsy to me

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Why I have chosen to not stay with you
    I do not know. I am complicated at that.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I have destroyed Mighty Eagle
    My own kin in Scourge PS4 EU

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I crawled into a ball
    Weep to no avail

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Lost in my whirling thoughts
    My heart and mind is clouded

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I have served Mighty Lion over a year
    I thought Mighty Lion is were I belong anew

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I finally contacted
    Mighty Eagle

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle says they love me
    In reality I love them also.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I continued to clash
    At Mighty Eagle however

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    But clashing with Mighty Eagle
    Just not feel right


    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I have made a wrong choice I now believe
    Terrible and unjust of what I did

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    For am I not a monster
    For attacking a faction who loves me instead

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I was wrong
    Mighty Eagle was right

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Come. Please take me back Mighty Eagle
    For I believe I now know

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Were I truly belong
    For indeed I thought

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    That Mighty Lion
    Is were I belong.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    O how I was so wrong Mighty Eagle
    I was gravely wrong and such a fool I was.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    You have met
    Princess Justine

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Princess Justine who attacked
    Mighty Eagle

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I know this was wrong
    And so to does Princess Justine

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    With our clashing together
    I now know were I truly belong in Scourge PS4 EU I believe.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Have you all not heard
    The famous saying. That is very wise and so very true?

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Let me repeat the famous saying
    that is very wise and so true

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    It is
    My Enemy, Enemy's, Enemy's
    Is my friend

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I come to thee Mighty Eagle
    And so to Princess Justine.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Who used to serve Mighty Lion
    But Now serve Mighty Eagle
    For the very first time in her career.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Princess Justine and are one in the same
    Were I go. She will go to. For she believes it is right choice

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    We are all yours
    O Mighty Eagle

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    No one else but you
    I feel peaceful. Unafraid

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I belong to you O mighty Eagle
    I am so relieved to hear myself to say that

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Princess Justine and I


    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Now flies and fights alongside with Mighty Eagle
    Who's Mighty talons stand for sacred Freedom

    Written by Serjustin19
    Written on this day
    September 27. The day when My troubled mind is not clouded no longer.
    In the year of my troubles end
  • Armitas
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    Scamandros wrote: »
    @Armitas This is not where you leave your doll collection. Someone could trip!

    Pretty...Pretty...Princess...nope all dead...allllll dead...and perfect.

    I just creeped myself out.
    Edited by Armitas on July 24, 2016 11:15AM
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    And this is why you don't do skooma.
    #proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
    A useful explanation for how RNG works
    How to turn off the sustainability features (screen dimming, fps cap) on PC
  • Vaoh
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    Give us what we came here for.
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    Edited by Vaoh on July 24, 2016 4:01PM
  • Armitas
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    And this is why you don't do skooma.

    Reminds me of that fighters guild quest in Oblivion in that city to the south east...forget the name.
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • Armitas
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    Doncellius wrote: »
    Give us what we came here for.
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    Oh the horror!!!
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • Vaoh
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    Armitas wrote: »
    And this is why you don't do skooma.

    Reminds me of that fighters guild quest in Oblivion in that city to the south east...forget the name.

    I remember Bravil had a skooma den!

    Named one of my pack mule characters in ESO after a visitor. Gelephor of Bravil :)
  • UltimaJoe777
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    Not our fault Guards are lazy. They should get off their asses and at least clean up the bodies.
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
  • Cazzy
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    No westie puppies? I'm upset :(
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    Cazzy wrote: »
    No westie puppies? I'm upset :(

    Fine.

    Reminds me of Rich Lambert for some reason...
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    This thread may get locked :worried:
    Edited by Vaoh on July 24, 2016 11:52PM
  • Cazzy
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    Doncellius wrote: »
    Cazzy wrote: »
    No westie puppies? I'm upset :(

    Fine.

    Reminds me of Rich Lambert for some reason...
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    This thread may get locked :worried:

    OMG!!! <3
  • JD2013
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    Dog. Plz. Stahp.
    Sweetrolls for all!

    Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC

    PC Beta Tester January 2014

    Elder of The Black
    Order of Sithis
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    @TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • Vaoh
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    @JD2013
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    Fight. Me. Dawg
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    Not our fault Guards are lazy. They should get off their asses and at least clean up the bodies.

    It's Mournhold, what did you expect?

    Dark Elf Guard: "Well, I'M not picking that thing up. Could be diseased. That's a job for lowborns!"
  • UltimaJoe777
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    Doncellius wrote: »
    @JD2013
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    Fight. Me. Dawg

    Khajiit used Sucker Punch.
    It was super effective.
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
  • Recremen
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    Men'Do heard "puppies and kittens" and was worried that Fang and Claw, the elusive and dangerous Khajiit Werewolf outlaws, had finally settled down, gotten married, and had a litter of hellspawn together. Please to not scare this one again. Many thank.
    Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
    Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster
  • Ackwalan
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    And that is why guards are immortal.
  • GivvumBoane
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    Doncellius wrote: »
    @JD2013
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    Fight. Me. Dawg

    Khajiit used Sucker Punch.
    It was super effective.

    Lol, that wasn't a sucker punch. Dog was lookin right at him. That was in yo face knock a mo-fo out. :D
    All hail the prophet that is Mike Judge, for his Idiocracy prophecy is near fruition.
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    Will admit, have done this before. :naughty:
    Kena
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    Former Legend GM
    Beta player
  • UltimaJoe777
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    Doncellius wrote: »
    @JD2013
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    Fight. Me. Dawg

    Khajiit used Sucker Punch.
    It was super effective.

    Lol, that wasn't a sucker punch. Dog was lookin right at him. That was in yo face knock a mo-fo out. :D

    It was a sucker punch though, because it came out of nowhere without warning lol also the dog technically barked at the cat :p
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
  • GivvumBoane
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    Doncellius wrote: »
    @JD2013
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    Fight. Me. Dawg

    Khajiit used Sucker Punch.
    It was super effective.

    Lol, that wasn't a sucker punch. Dog was lookin right at him. That was in yo face knock a mo-fo out. :D

    It was a sucker punch though, because it came out of nowhere without warning lol also the dog technically barked at the cat :p

    That dog was in the cat's grille talkin smack and got his. It's the dog's fault he wasn't prepared, so not a sucker punch IMO. :D
    All hail the prophet that is Mike Judge, for his Idiocracy prophecy is near fruition.
  • BigBragg
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    Puppies for sure. He also like to leave things laying around the yard....

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  • UltimaJoe777
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    Guys, look! I found a Khajiiti Templar!

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    He's got mad skillz.
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
  • BruhItsOver9000
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    Just imagine a 24 man group raiding every town in tamriel. That would be awesome.
    WOOD ELF MASTER RACE.

  • GivvumBoane
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    Guys, look! I found a Khajiiti Templar!

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    He's got mad skillz.

    :D
    All hail the prophet that is Mike Judge, for his Idiocracy prophecy is near fruition.
  • UltimaJoe777
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    Just imagine a 24 man group raiding every town in tamriel. That would be awesome.

    I can do that alone lol but if 23 others are willing to attack the town guard relentlessly count me in :)
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
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