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An Ode to ZOS - Poem Style!

Eugenstash
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I love the DLCs, Especially Wrothgar.
Non stop loading screens, where is my hot bar?
Who needs a response from Zenimax
When the facts speak for themselves
I wont recommend anyone buys their box from the shelves.
PC beta tested for console and console for mobile?
Matt Firor says no ETA, should I ask Wrobel?
How did PS4 and Xbox give this a pass?
I've seen better results come from a kindergarden class.

Poor ESO, Zeni's cash cow,
Cyrodiil limps along like it just took an [split] plow.
A million reasons to play,
But I've got two million to not,
Subbed for a month and a million bugs is what I got.
Can you please just fix the game properly?
This game has more bugs,
than I have on my entire ten acre property!

But Jessica said they were "fixing all the things"
I'm placing bets on how many bugs the next patch brings.
Don't get me started on DB or Hew's Bane.
Look Zenimax I found a million reasons to play a new game!
So here's a creation EX-fan made,
You're trying to close a hatchet wound with a band aid.

I'll be steering clear of your next production,
But that wont be necessary because it wont even function!
Put in a disclaimer saying this game is still in beta,
No ETA on completion so come back lata!
So Zenimax this is your call,
But dont be surprised that you guys will be the demise of it all!

[Edit to remove profanity]
Edited by [Deleted User] on November 16, 2021 3:22AM
  • UltimaJoe777
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    Roses are Red...
    Violets are Blue...
    Daisies are Yellow...




    Have fun comparing that to the 3 factions :p
    Edited by UltimaJoe777 on June 30, 2016 11:35PM
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
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  • JD2013
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    Bye then! :smiley:
    Sweetrolls for all!

    Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC

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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • CokeVoAYCE
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    woah woah we got william shakespeare up in this ***!!
  • Vangy
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    Eugenstash wrote: »
    I love the DLCs, Especially Wrothgar.
    Non stop loading screens, where is my hot bar?
    Who needs a response from Zenimax
    When the facts speak for themselves
    I wont recommend anyone buys their box from the shelves.
    PC beta tested for console and console for mobile?
    Matt Firor says no ETA, should I ask Wrobel?
    How did PS4 and Xbox give this a pass?
    I've seen better results come from a kindergarden class.

    Poor ESO, Zeni's cash cow,
    Cyrodiil limps along like it just took an [split] plow.
    A million reasons to play,
    But I've got two million to not,
    Subbed for a month and a million bugs is what I got.
    Can you please just fix the game properly?
    This game has more bugs,
    than I have on my entire ten acre property!

    But Jessica said they were "fixing all the things"
    I'm placing bets on how many bugs the next patch brings.
    Don't get me started on DB or Hew's Bane.
    Look Zenimax I found a million reasons to play a new game!
    So here's a creation EX-fan made,
    You're trying to close a hatchet wound with a band aid.

    I'll be steering clear of your next production,
    But that wont be necessary because it wont even function!
    Put in a disclaimer saying this game is still in beta,
    No ETA on completion so come back lata!
    So Zenimax this is your call,
    But dont be surprised that you guys will be the demise of it all!

    Holy crap. Best I quit thread Ive ever read. 10/10. I read that whole thing with an Eminem rap voice.
    Edited by [Deleted User] on November 16, 2021 3:23AM
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  • ShirleyShine
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    Roses are Red...
    Violets are Blue...
    Daisies are Yellow...



    Show no surprise
    when you are kicked too

    War....war never changes
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