I love the DLCs, Especially Wrothgar.
Non stop loading screens, where is my hot bar?
Who needs a response from Zenimax
When the facts speak for themselves
I wont recommend anyone buys their box from the shelves.
PC beta tested for console and console for mobile?
Matt Firor says no ETA, should I ask Wrobel?
How did PS4 and Xbox give this a pass?
I've seen better results come from a kindergarden class.

Poor ESO, Zeni's cash cow,
Cyrodiil limps along like it just took an [split] plow.
A million reasons to play,
But I've got two million to not,
Subbed for a month and a million bugs is what I got.
Can you please just fix the game properly?
This game has more bugs,
than I have on my entire ten acre property!

But Jessica said they were "fixing all the things"
I'm placing bets on how many bugs the next patch brings.
Don't get me started on DB or Hew's Bane.
Look Zenimax I found a million reasons to play a new game!
So here's a creation EX-fan made,
You're trying to close a hatchet wound with a band aid.

I'll be steering clear of your next production,
But that wont be necessary because it wont even function!
Put in a disclaimer saying this game is still in beta,
No ETA on completion so come back lata!
So Zenimax this is your call,
But dont be surprised that you guys will be the demise of it all!

[Edit to remove profanity]