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  • Lysette
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    OneKhajiitCrimeWave wrote: »
    Khajiit appreciates the sentiment and love shown by the thread.

    Now please excuse this one. There is a merchant with moon sugar in his pockets. This one hopes it doesn't... fall out... directly into this ones paws.

    Yes, take the burden to have to care for this from him, it is an act of charity and compassion.
  • AlienSlof
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    Khajiit is as Khajiit does. We are 'cats with thumbs'... :D

    The Nord insult 'milk-drinker' is not an insult to us.

    We can catch rats and mice. And fish.

    We can lick our own bottoms.

    We can coat EVERYTHING with cat hair.

    We have claws and fangs. Khajiit vampires keep their fangs...

    We can purr.

    We are warm and fluffy.

    What's not to like? ;)


    Edited by AlienSlof on June 15, 2016 4:19PM
    RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend, my Shining Light. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.
  • Ravinsild
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    AlienSlof wrote: »
    Khajiit is as Khajiit does. We are 'cats with thumbs'... :D

    The Nord insult 'milk-drinker' is not an insult to us.

    We can catch rats and mice. And fish.

    We can lick our own bottoms.

    We can coat EVERYTHING with cat hair.

    We have claws and fangs. Khajiit vampires keep their fangs...

    We can purr.

    We are warm and fluffy.

    What's not to like? ;)


    The people who talk in ridiculous third person. "This one thinks this, this one thinks that. Khajiit is happy." You sound preposterous and also you're not a cat-person.

    Just strap a *** on your forehead and go do everything you normally do in your day looking like that. This is what talking like a "Khajiit" makes you look like.
  • rotaugen454
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    Ravinsild wrote: »
    AlienSlof wrote: »
    Khajiit is as Khajiit does. We are 'cats with thumbs'... :D

    The Nord insult 'milk-drinker' is not an insult to us.

    We can catch rats and mice. And fish.

    We can lick our own bottoms.

    We can coat EVERYTHING with cat hair.

    We have claws and fangs. Khajiit vampires keep their fangs...

    We can purr.

    We are warm and fluffy.

    What's not to like? ;)


    The people who talk in ridiculous third person. "This one thinks this, this one thinks that. Khajiit is happy." You sound preposterous and also you're not a cat-person.

    Just strap a *** on your forehead and go do everything you normally do in your day looking like that. This is what talking like a "Khajiit" makes you look like.
    It is an RPG. What do you expect?
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • AlienSlof
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    This thread is a bit of fun. It's clearly not for you. Why don't you just leave gracefully now and allow the rest of us our fun, hmm?
    RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend, my Shining Light. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.
  • Ravinsild
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    rotaugen454 wrote: »
    Ravinsild wrote: »
    AlienSlof wrote: »
    Khajiit is as Khajiit does. We are 'cats with thumbs'... :D

    The Nord insult 'milk-drinker' is not an insult to us.

    We can catch rats and mice. And fish.

    We can lick our own bottoms.

    We can coat EVERYTHING with cat hair.

    We have claws and fangs. Khajiit vampires keep their fangs...

    We can purr.

    We are warm and fluffy.

    What's not to like? ;)


    The people who talk in ridiculous third person. "This one thinks this, this one thinks that. Khajiit is happy." You sound preposterous and also you're not a cat-person.

    Just strap a *** on your forehead and go do everything you normally do in your day looking like that. This is what talking like a "Khajiit" makes you look like.
    It is an RPG. What do you expect?

    Role-Playing in the Game. Not on the forums. I expect people to talk like normal human beings where they are not assuming a role on the forums.
  • rotaugen454
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    Ravinsild wrote: »
    rotaugen454 wrote: »
    Ravinsild wrote: »
    AlienSlof wrote: »
    Khajiit is as Khajiit does. We are 'cats with thumbs'... :D

    The Nord insult 'milk-drinker' is not an insult to us.

    We can catch rats and mice. And fish.

    We can lick our own bottoms.

    We can coat EVERYTHING with cat hair.

    We have claws and fangs. Khajiit vampires keep their fangs...

    We can purr.

    We are warm and fluffy.

    What's not to like? ;)


    The people who talk in ridiculous third person. "This one thinks this, this one thinks that. Khajiit is happy." You sound preposterous and also you're not a cat-person.

    Just strap a *** on your forehead and go do everything you normally do in your day looking like that. This is what talking like a "Khajiit" makes you look like.
    It is an RPG. What do you expect?

    Role-Playing in the Game. Not on the forums. I expect people to talk like normal human beings where they are not assuming a role on the forums.

    Why would you read this thread then? It's obviously going to bring out the RPers. I suspect trolling.
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • Ravinsild
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    rotaugen454 wrote: »
    Ravinsild wrote: »
    rotaugen454 wrote: »
    Ravinsild wrote: »
    AlienSlof wrote: »
    Khajiit is as Khajiit does. We are 'cats with thumbs'... :D

    The Nord insult 'milk-drinker' is not an insult to us.

    We can catch rats and mice. And fish.

    We can lick our own bottoms.

    We can coat EVERYTHING with cat hair.

    We have claws and fangs. Khajiit vampires keep their fangs...

    We can purr.

    We are warm and fluffy.

    What's not to like? ;)


    The people who talk in ridiculous third person. "This one thinks this, this one thinks that. Khajiit is happy." You sound preposterous and also you're not a cat-person.

    Just strap a *** on your forehead and go do everything you normally do in your day looking like that. This is what talking like a "Khajiit" makes you look like.
    It is an RPG. What do you expect?

    Role-Playing in the Game. Not on the forums. I expect people to talk like normal human beings where they are not assuming a role on the forums.

    Why would you read this thread then? It's obviously going to bring out the RPers. I suspect trolling.

    This is a serious issue that is triggering me. Just be a normal person and say "Thank you, I also think Khajiit are a fun and interesting race." Leave it at that. I don't want to see these ridiculous theatrics and displays of barbaric ignorance and ridiculousness.

  • Khajiit_Ri
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    @Ravinsild Stop being a jekosiit, go Elsweyr. You can't dictate how people talk or what they choose to do. If it is sincerely triggering you, perhaps you should get better armor to protect your oh so fragile mental fortitude. Khajiit spits on you.

    Also barbaric ignorance? Does your own omnigorance elude friend?
    Edited by Khajiit_Ri on June 15, 2016 4:53PM
  • Lynx7386
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    Ravinsild wrote: »
    rotaugen454 wrote: »
    Ravinsild wrote: »
    rotaugen454 wrote: »
    Ravinsild wrote: »
    AlienSlof wrote: »
    Khajiit is as Khajiit does. We are 'cats with thumbs'... :D

    The Nord insult 'milk-drinker' is not an insult to us.

    We can catch rats and mice. And fish.

    We can lick our own bottoms.

    We can coat EVERYTHING with cat hair.

    We have claws and fangs. Khajiit vampires keep their fangs...

    We can purr.

    We are warm and fluffy.

    What's not to like? ;)


    The people who talk in ridiculous third person. "This one thinks this, this one thinks that. Khajiit is happy." You sound preposterous and also you're not a cat-person.

    Just strap a *** on your forehead and go do everything you normally do in your day looking like that. This is what talking like a "Khajiit" makes you look like.
    It is an RPG. What do you expect?

    Role-Playing in the Game. Not on the forums. I expect people to talk like normal human beings where they are not assuming a role on the forums.

    Why would you read this thread then? It's obviously going to bring out the RPers. I suspect trolling.

    This is a serious issue that is triggering me. Just be a normal person and say "Thank you, I also think Khajiit are a fun and interesting race." Leave it at that. I don't want to see these ridiculous theatrics and displays of barbaric ignorance and ridiculousness.

    Someone has got their jimmies all rustled.
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    M'asad - Khajiit Nightblade - Healer
    Pakhet - Khajiit Dragonknight - Tank
    Raksha - Khajiit Sorcerer - Stamina DPS
    Bastet - Khajiit Templar - Healer
    Leonin - Khajiit Warden - Tank
  • Khajiit_Ri
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    @Lynx7386 yes, that one is very triggered, perhaps a Khajiit took his girl.
  • Yinmaigao
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    Ravinsild wrote: »
    rotaugen454 wrote: »
    Ravinsild wrote: »
    rotaugen454 wrote: »
    Ravinsild wrote: »
    AlienSlof wrote: »
    Khajiit is as Khajiit does. We are 'cats with thumbs'... :D

    The Nord insult 'milk-drinker' is not an insult to us.

    We can catch rats and mice. And fish.

    We can lick our own bottoms.

    We can coat EVERYTHING with cat hair.

    We have claws and fangs. Khajiit vampires keep their fangs...

    We can purr.

    We are warm and fluffy.

    What's not to like? ;)


    The people who talk in ridiculous third person. "This one thinks this, this one thinks that. Khajiit is happy." You sound preposterous and also you're not a cat-person.

    Just strap a *** on your forehead and go do everything you normally do in your day looking like that. This is what talking like a "Khajiit" makes you look like.
    It is an RPG. What do you expect?

    Role-Playing in the Game. Not on the forums. I expect people to talk like normal human beings where they are not assuming a role on the forums.

    Why would you read this thread then? It's obviously going to bring out the RPers. I suspect trolling.

    This is a serious issue that is triggering me. Just be a normal person and say "Thank you, I also think Khajiit are a fun and interesting race." Leave it at that. I don't want to see these ridiculous theatrics and displays of barbaric ignorance and ridiculousness.

    I don't particularly care for cats either, but seriously @Ravinsild?

    If this is so bothering to you (for something so silly and benign as how people are typing on a forum) maybe you should just stop clicking on the thread? It's an option.

    P.S. Khajit suck :cookie:
  • Appleblade
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    Ravinsild wrote: »
    Role-Playing in the Game. Not on the forums. I expect people to talk like normal human beings where they are not assuming a role on the forums.

    Khajiit has no words for you.

    You forgot to toss in a "balderdash" and a "harrumph" or two.
  • heystreethawk
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    My friend got Khajiit Reassignment Surgery IRL. He's doing great but he cries a lot at weird times and he wants spell crit added to the racial passive.
    GM of Fantasia
    I heard those symphonies come quick
  • JD2013
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    I love the Khajiit race. They're awesome.

    My favourite, of course, being @SantieClaws.
    Sweetrolls for all!

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  • Beardimus
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    I have a hankering to make a Khajiit alt, big muscle bound fella to look like Liono from the Thundercats! He's heading to Shadofen to date the Khajiit from the quest line with the Russian accent!
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  • CherryCake
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    Whenever I see a khajiit in game I feel like touching their cute tails <3
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  • heystreethawk
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    Beardimus wrote: »
    I have a hankering to make a Khajiit alt, big muscle bound fella to look like Liono from the Thundercats! He's heading to Shadofen to date the Khajiit from the quest line with the Russian accent!

    With a trusty insufferable Echatere pet named SNAAAAAAARF I hope!
    GM of Fantasia
    I heard those symphonies come quick
  • Appleblade
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    Ravinsild wrote: »
    This is a serious issue that is triggering me. Just be a normal person and say "Thank you, I also think Khajiit are a fun and interesting race." Leave it at that. I don't want to see these ridiculous theatrics and displays of barbaric ignorance and ridiculousness.

    Ok, you want real world?

    1. It's only a serious issue in your head.
    2. You do not dictate how I talk. Ever.

    People goofing around is "triggering" you, but calling people barbaric and ignorant is just fine? Go run to your safe space if this thread is so victimizing your feelz.
    Edited by Appleblade on June 15, 2016 5:14PM
  • Ravinsild
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    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    Ravinsild wrote: »
    rotaugen454 wrote: »
    Ravinsild wrote: »
    rotaugen454 wrote: »
    Ravinsild wrote: »
    AlienSlof wrote: »
    Khajiit is as Khajiit does. We are 'cats with thumbs'... :D

    The Nord insult 'milk-drinker' is not an insult to us.

    We can catch rats and mice. And fish.

    We can lick our own bottoms.

    We can coat EVERYTHING with cat hair.

    We have claws and fangs. Khajiit vampires keep their fangs...

    We can purr.

    We are warm and fluffy.

    What's not to like? ;)


    The people who talk in ridiculous third person. "This one thinks this, this one thinks that. Khajiit is happy." You sound preposterous and also you're not a cat-person.

    Just strap a *** on your forehead and go do everything you normally do in your day looking like that. This is what talking like a "Khajiit" makes you look like.
    It is an RPG. What do you expect?

    Role-Playing in the Game. Not on the forums. I expect people to talk like normal human beings where they are not assuming a role on the forums.

    Why would you read this thread then? It's obviously going to bring out the RPers. I suspect trolling.

    This is a serious issue that is triggering me. Just be a normal person and say "Thank you, I also think Khajiit are a fun and interesting race." Leave it at that. I don't want to see these ridiculous theatrics and displays of barbaric ignorance and ridiculousness.

    Someone has got their jimmies all rustled.

    MAXIMUM RUSTLED SIR.

    Hail Sithis!
    Edited by Ravinsild on June 15, 2016 5:12PM
  • SolarCat02
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    Appleblade wrote: »
    Ravinsild wrote: »
    Role-Playing in the Game. Not on the forums. I expect people to talk like normal human beings where they are not assuming a role on the forums.

    Khajiit has no words for you.

    You forgot to toss in a "balderdash" and a "harrumph" or two.

    So in other words, Khajiit has two words for him? :p

    I do love Khajiit. I don't actively play my Khajiit character. Even so, she is still the prettiest of my characters, and I am looking forward to playing her once I figure out what direction to take her character...
    Why be normal when you can be better?

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  • Shunravi
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    Ravinsild wrote: »
    rotaugen454 wrote: »
    Ravinsild wrote: »
    rotaugen454 wrote: »
    Ravinsild wrote: »
    AlienSlof wrote: »
    Khajiit is as Khajiit does. We are 'cats with thumbs'... :D

    The Nord insult 'milk-drinker' is not an insult to us.

    We can catch rats and mice. And fish.

    We can lick our own bottoms.

    We can coat EVERYTHING with cat hair.

    We have claws and fangs. Khajiit vampires keep their fangs...

    We can purr.

    We are warm and fluffy.

    What's not to like? ;)


    The people who talk in ridiculous third person. "This one thinks this, this one thinks that. Khajiit is happy." You sound preposterous and also you're not a cat-person.

    Just strap a *** on your forehead and go do everything you normally do in your day looking like that. This is what talking like a "Khajiit" makes you look like.
    It is an RPG. What do you expect?

    Role-Playing in the Game. Not on the forums. I expect people to talk like normal human beings where they are not assuming a role on the forums.

    Why would you read this thread then? It's obviously going to bring out the RPers. I suspect trolling.

    This is a serious issue that is triggering me. Just be a normal person and say "Thank you, I also think Khajiit are a fun and interesting race." Leave it at that. I don't want to see these ridiculous theatrics and displays of barbaric ignorance and ridiculousness.

    You being triggered by this is seriously triggering khajiit....
    Edited by Shunravi on June 15, 2016 5:19PM
    This one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!
  • NordSwordnBoard
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    Ravinsild wrote: »
    rotaugen454 wrote: »
    Ravinsild wrote: »
    rotaugen454 wrote: »
    Ravinsild wrote: »
    AlienSlof wrote: »
    Khajiit is as Khajiit does. We are 'cats with thumbs'... :D

    The Nord insult 'milk-drinker' is not an insult to us.

    We can catch rats and mice. And fish.

    We can lick our own bottoms.

    We can coat EVERYTHING with cat hair.

    We have claws and fangs. Khajiit vampires keep their fangs...

    We can purr.

    We are warm and fluffy.

    What's not to like? ;)


    The people who talk in ridiculous third person. "This one thinks this, this one thinks that. Khajiit is happy." You sound preposterous and also you're not a cat-person.

    Just strap a *** on your forehead and go do everything you normally do in your day looking like that. This is what talking like a "Khajiit" makes you look like.
    It is an RPG. What do you expect?

    Role-Playing in the Game. Not on the forums. I expect people to talk like normal human beings where they are not assuming a role on the forums.

    Why would you read this thread then? It's obviously going to bring out the RPers. I suspect trolling.

    This is a serious issue that is triggering me. Just be a normal person and say "Thank you, I also think Khajiit are a fun and interesting race." Leave it at that. I don't want to see these ridiculous theatrics and displays of barbaric ignorance and ridiculousness.

    In other words you want the Kajiit appreciation thread someone else started to conform to your own standards. Good Luck with that. You should probably leave this thread if you don't want to pop a blood vessel from anger. You would be responsible for triggering that, don't blame other people. I expected this kind of speech and came here specifically to find some "ridiculous theatrics and displays of barbaric ignorance and ridiculousness." I find those attributes funny when dealing with FICTITIOUS personalities.

    My pal Pacrooti has advice for you: "The angry one should not try to force his head through windows that are too small for his big head, just for the sake of telling the owner they made the window too small."
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  • Aliyavana
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    This one thinks he is simply jealous of the noble khajiit race
  • Shunravi
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    arcadiadark wrote: »
    This one thinks he is simply jealous of the noble khajiit race

    It's like fur jealousy. Nords are notorious for fur jealousy with those beards....
    This one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!
  • SantieClaws
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    Let khajiit explain it like this. This one she lives in Tamriel. She works hard to clean the pockets of the people there. She drinks the musty warm ale there and she sleeps on the pavement there.

    The old man mage is there, the orc sister is there and all of khajiits apprentices are there - yes even little Spiny Tim.

    Therefore Santie has the views of her own life in Tamriel. Khajiit is the one with the paws on the ground so why would she want her human alt (who has no experience of such things) to speak on this ones behalf?

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
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    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

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  • rootimus
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    Ravinsild wrote: »
    This is a serious issue that is triggering me. Just be a normal person and say "Thank you, I also think Khajiit are a fun and interesting race." Leave it at that. I don't want to see these ridiculous theatrics and displays of barbaric ignorance and ridiculousness.

    High Elves. This one thinks they happen even in the best families.
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