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All the Pretty Dead Horses
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dtm_samuraib16_ESO✭✭✭✭
Yes, VERY disturbing.FortheloveofKrist wrote: »[*] I can't see my character's breasts in this costume
Even Da Foss agrees there.Earthdawn Game Master Role Play Quotes by me:
"If it looks like a bear, if it feels like a bear, smells and tastes like a bear, then be VERY aware, it could be something ENTIRELY different..."
"Be careful what you wish for, you might get plenty of it..."0 -
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You forgot:FortheloveofKrist wrote: »For anyone new to the forums and/or the game (I have seen a few announcements lately), let's go over which topics and complaints are dead horses beaten severely beyond recognition. Please search for these threads to avoid bringing up yet another gripe that is already being pummeled into the ground elsewhere on the forums:- ESO+ crafting bags are unfair
- PvP lag sucks
- I can't see my character's breasts in this costume
- Justice System guards are OP
- Viscious Death is OP
- WGT is OP
- Crafting is OP
- Flower picking is OP
- Nerf this skill/ability (cause it just killed me and I'm embarrassed and annoyed)
- Don't nerf this skill/ability (cause I use it and it's OP and I like that)
- I'm unsubbing until ZoS changes this ****
- Gimme my g*****n Maelstrom weapon already!!
- Miracle Whip is NOT mayonnaise
Any vet forumers want to add some topics I have left out?
P.S. A cookie for anyone who gets the literary pun in the title.- Vampires are OP
- Vampires need buff
- Werewolves are OP
- Werewolves need buff
- Wrecking Blow
- Wrecking Blow
- Wrecking Blow (sorry, I accidentally spammed Wrecking Blow...)
- Need more Stamina Abilities
- Stamina Sorcs are OP
- Stamina Sorcs need more skillz
- Magicka Sorcs are op
- Magicka Sorcs are getting hammered in the face after DB
- I accidentally broke down **** weapon/armor, please give me another, Zeni!!!
- Eggs are just chicken abortions
Hope that rounds out your list, OP.
Edited by Uriel_Nocturne on May 25, 2016 7:14PM
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✭FortheloveofKrist wrote: »- PvP lag sucks
Shame that 2 years later we're still talking about this. OP, you're right, it is laughable.0 -
dtm_samuraib16_ESO✭✭✭✭Actually, a recent one: Guards need toned down/Guards need heavy boost for thiefs.Earthdawn Game Master Role Play Quotes by me:
"If it looks like a bear, if it feels like a bear, smells and tastes like a bear, then be VERY aware, it could be something ENTIRELY different..."
"Be careful what you wish for, you might get plenty of it..."0 -
FortheloveofKrist✭✭✭✭✭
✭Uriel_Nocturne wrote: »[*] Wrecking Blow
[*] Wrecking Blow
[*] Wrecking Blow (sorry, I accidentally spammed Wrecking Blow...)
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LOL. Dammit, now I owe two people cookies.
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Uriel_Nocturne✭✭✭✭✭
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YUSS!!!! Cookies!!!FortheloveofKrist wrote: »Uriel_Nocturne wrote: »[*] Wrecking Blow
[*] Wrecking Blow
[*] Wrecking Blow (sorry, I accidentally spammed Wrecking Blow...)
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LOL. Dammit, now I owe two people cookies.
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GivvumBoane✭✭✭✭Bet this post migrates into a dead horse topicAll hail the prophet that is Mike Judge, for his Idiocracy prophecy is near fruition.1 -
FortheloveofKrist✭✭✭✭✭
✭GivvumBoane wrote: »Bet this post migrates into a dead horse topic
I was thinking the same thing. But then the dead horse becomes a dead horse and all ******* hell breaks loose.
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✭✭✭✭✭FortheloveofKrist wrote: »GivvumBoane wrote: »Bet this post migrates into a dead horse topic
I was thinking the same thing. But then the dead horse becomes a dead horse and all ******* hell breaks loose.
My Sorc has a zombie horse mount. Does that count?"Get off my lawn!"0 -
FortheloveofKrist✭✭✭✭✭
✭rotaugen454 wrote: »FortheloveofKrist wrote: »GivvumBoane wrote: »Bet this post migrates into a dead horse topic
I was thinking the same thing. But then the dead horse becomes a dead horse and all ******* hell breaks loose.
My Sorc has a zombie horse mount. Does that count?
Only if you necro this thread four months from now. Then it's an undead horse and you can beat it until your heart is content.
Wow, that second sentence did not sound right.
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GivvumBoane✭✭✭✭There's a dead horse. Playable Necromancer class. There are 2 threads on the first page as I type this.All hail the prophet that is Mike Judge, for his Idiocracy prophecy is near fruition.0
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✭GivvumBoane wrote: »There's a dead horse. Playable Necromancer class. There are 2 threads on the first page as I type this.
Beat me to it lol. But it is a fresh new idea.
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GivvumBoane✭✭✭✭Edited by GivvumBoane on May 26, 2016 3:15AMAll hail the prophet that is Mike Judge, for his Idiocracy prophecy is near fruition.1
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✭✭✭Don't forget the:
"We Want Dragons"
"Swim Underwater"
"Cormac is OP"
"Need Auction House"
"Why Do I Die So Easy In PvP" = "Please Nerf Everything"
"My Sweetroll Is Missing"
lmao~ This is a great thread! Thank You OP!
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✭✭Meme threads. Kill me now.
EDIT: NaTcH pOtEs AHAHAHA I AM FUNY YOU SEE BECAUSE I SWITCH THE LETTER AROUND :DDDDDDDDDDD
What about Netch Poots?
"Your mistake is you begged for your life, not for mercy. I will show you there are many fates worse than death."
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"Death is a privilege that can be denied by it's learned scholars."
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CaptainBeerDude✭✭✭✭✭FortheloveofKrist wrote: »rotaugen454 wrote: »FortheloveofKrist wrote: »GivvumBoane wrote: »Bet this post migrates into a dead horse topic
I was thinking the same thing. But then the dead horse becomes a dead horse and all ******* hell breaks loose.
My Sorc has a zombie horse mount. Does that count?
Only if you necro this thread four months from now. Then it's an undead horse and you can beat it until your heart is content.
Wow, that second sentence did not sound right.
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C0wrex✭✭✭✭What about capes?"We are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are; One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will, to strive, to seek and not to yield."
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Tommy1979AtWar✭✭✭✭There'll be a few new additions this week...
The Dro- M'Athra Senche is too expensive!!!
The Dro- M'Athra Senche is too cheap!!!
The Dro- M'Athra Senche is OP!!!
The Dro- M'Athra Senche is causing laaaaag!!!0 -
Pheefs✭✭✭✭✭FortheloveofKrist wrote: »- I can't see my character's breasts in this costume
or the variant *those are not my character's breasts in this costume*
& the addendum of *tassets schmachets let me HIDE these hip flap thingies*
Edited by Pheefs on May 26, 2016 10:12AM{ Forums are Weird........................ Nerfy nerfing nerf nerfers, buff you b'netches!....................... Popcorn popcorn! }0 -
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✭I read the title & actually thought OP found a way to kill NPC horses...
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Khajiit_Ri✭✭✭Regarding the figuratively/literally, This one has no problem w/ it. Language isn't a concrete creature but a beautiful chimeric shapeshifting monster, one needs to only look at the etymology of many words to realize that over periods of time, meaning shifts, spelling, ect. In fact off the top of my head virtual used to literally mean real.0
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GivvumBoane✭✭✭✭Khajiit_Ri wrote: »Regarding the figuratively/literally, This one has no problem w/ it. Language isn't a concrete creature but a beautiful chimeric shapeshifting monster, one needs to only look at the etymology of many words to realize that over periods of time, meaning shifts, spelling, ect. In fact off the top of my head virtual used to literally mean real.
What are you talking about?All hail the prophet that is Mike Judge, for his Idiocracy prophecy is near fruition.0 -
NativeJoe✭✭✭✭✭My wife says your all not real and therefor I need to pay attention to her, and shut off my Nintendo.650cp+ Sorcerer 100+ days /played
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