New Crown Store Items!

Ichnaea
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Coming Q4 2016 to the Crown Store - RNG drop modifiers
1,000 Crowns - 2.5% increase to RNG
2,000 Crowns - 3% increase to RNG
3,000 Crowns - 3.25% increase to RNG
5,000 Crowns - 3.33% increase to RNG
*note - modifier cannot be stacked and or combined with any other form of RNGESUS modifier including but not limited to Praying, crossing fingers, RNG based on time of day, RNG based on population of current zone, RNG streaks (both negative and positive), past experiences with RNG, and finally saying nice and/or negative things about ESO's development team.

REJOICE FOR RNGESUS HATH PROVIDED!
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  • starkerealm
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    Times like this, I miss the LOL button.
  • lolo_01b16_ESO
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    5000 crowns is way too cheap for something such powerfull. 3.33% higher chance to get a usefull item is much better than an assistant that misses his most important function.

    Btw. would it be additive or multiplicative? So if I assume a realistic chance of 0.1% to get the item I want, would that change to 3.43% or 0.10333%? I think the latter would be fair, but they shouldn't tell before you buy it.
    Edited by lolo_01b16_ESO on April 3, 2016 11:25PM
  • nimander99
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    No way! I don't believe you! You're a big fat faker-head!
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  • Ichnaea
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    5000 crowns is way too cheap for something such powerfull. 3.33% higher chance to get a usefull item is much better than an assistant that misses his most important function.

    Btw. would it be additive or multiplicative? So if I assume a realistic chance of 0.1% to get the item I want, would that change to 4.3% or 0.10333%? I think the latter would be fair, but they shouldn't tell before you buy it.

    Sorry, but RNGESUS does not reveal his base stat. And unfortunately, he can't answer your other question either at this time. RNGESUS will ask the playerbase what they think, will ignore their feedback, and will reveal the answer soon.
    Edited by Ichnaea on April 4, 2016 4:18AM
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  • Ichnaea
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    For those of you that are wondering. You cannot use XP pots, ring of mara, ESO plus bonus XP, Crown Store scroll XP, or the new cake XP, while utilizing RNGESUS's blessings.
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    Unemployed Merlin - V16 High Elf Sorcerer
    Ice Hinged Mice Elf - V16 Dunmer Dragonknight
  • audrieltheelf
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    Will there be a sale on the RNG modifier at any point? I mean I was saving up for those oh-so-cheap assistants but if I can be graced with RNGESUS'S presence I think I'll take that.
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  • Oh_Skrivva
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    Sweet baby RNGesus! I knew you would come. You came when we needed you most. All praise RNGesus!
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  • Oh_Skrivva
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    Have you heard the good word today? You can be saved.... Come Q4 2016.
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  • Oh_Skrivva
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    @audrieltheelf *Disclaimer* RNG may or may not increase with every chance of drop with this purchase. RNGesus works in mysterious ways. RNGesus presence is also happens by chance of RNG
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  • MissBizz
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    Lol... I'm just making a post to see if it shows in recents...
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  • HoloYoitsu
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    I sense a long and productive life in this thread's future.
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  • MornaBaine
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    Low blow ZoS. Low blow.
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  • Cadbury
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    MornaBaine wrote: »
    Low blow ZoS. Low blow.

    I love that movie!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3pZNXLK5vM
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • Ichnaea
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    Cadbury wrote: »
    MornaBaine wrote: »
    Low blow ZoS. Low blow.

    I love that movie!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3pZNXLK5vM

    Omg that is sooo bad. Like watching that dude die to a frisbee in an equally as bad movie.
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    Clara Bonny - V16 Breton Templar
    Sherman Bradley - V16 Imperial Templar
    One Knight Standard - V16 Imperial Dragonknight
    Unemployed Merlin - V16 High Elf Sorcerer
    Ice Hinged Mice Elf - V16 Dunmer Dragonknight
  • Ichnaea
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    Edited by Ichnaea on April 4, 2016 11:23PM
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    Mishi - V16 Wood Elf Nightblade
    Zach Vane - V16 Imperial Nightblade
    Clara Bonny - V16 Breton Templar
    Sherman Bradley - V16 Imperial Templar
    One Knight Standard - V16 Imperial Dragonknight
    Unemployed Merlin - V16 High Elf Sorcerer
    Ice Hinged Mice Elf - V16 Dunmer Dragonknight
  • Cadbury
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    Ichnaea wrote: »

    ROFL Hard Ticket to Hawaii

    Yeah, the 80's were a great time for cheesy bad movies like those. Ahhh memories :)
    Edited by Cadbury on April 4, 2016 11:24PM
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • Ichnaea
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    I lose it when he throws the orange frisbee for the chick to go "fetch".
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    Clara Bonny - V16 Breton Templar
    Sherman Bradley - V16 Imperial Templar
    One Knight Standard - V16 Imperial Dragonknight
    Unemployed Merlin - V16 High Elf Sorcerer
    Ice Hinged Mice Elf - V16 Dunmer Dragonknight
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