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This one's for Gina

Caroloces
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Congratulations, and I think I speak for all fans of your graceful stewardship of community relations!
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Edited by Caroloces on March 28, 2016 7:31PM
  • bedlom
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    Again with this chicks baby.
  • UrQuan
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    Make sure you don't forget the one about the chickens! Having a few chickens around to lay eggs will mean you can have eggs every morning with fewer trips to the store - and when you've got a newborn anything that reduces trips to the store is a good thing! So you get those chickens @ZOS_GinaBruno!
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  • runagate
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    Isn't the father going to be surprised when the baby arrives and it's a tiny mewling Khajiit?


    That's what happens when you hang out on these forums too long.
  • rotaugen454
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    runagate wrote: »
    Isn't the father going to be surprised when the baby arrives and it's a tiny mewling Khajiit?


    That's what happens when you hang out on these forums too long.

    Better than Argonian. That would just be weird...
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  • UrQuan
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    runagate wrote: »
    Isn't the father going to be surprised when the baby arrives and it's a tiny mewling Khajiit?


    That's what happens when you hang out on these forums too long.
    Reminds me of a joke I heard about people using the phrase "expecting a baby".

    We're expecting a baby. But it could be a kitten!
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  • Acrolas
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    Ha, there are no babies in Tamriel.

    Actually, they're all in Cyrodiil being used to fill siege weapons with various presents. BABIES CAUSE LAG.
    signing off
  • rotaugen454
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    Acrolas wrote: »
    Ha, there are no babies in Tamriel.

    Actually, they're all in Cyrodiil being used to fill siege weapons with various presents. BABIES CAUSE LAG.

    I thought it was the other way around. PvPers get tired of lag and go to bed with their spouse, so lag causes babies.
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  • Caroloces
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    Babies will come with Housing, so PVPers, strained by the lag, will be consoled by domestic bliss.
  • Nestor
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    One thing is for sure. With the skills she has developed putting up with us on the boards, she is going to take all mom related activities in stride. Her new child has nothing on us for creating an uproar over things.

    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

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  • Ra'Shtar
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    Nestor wrote: »
    One thing is for sure. With the skills she has developed putting up with us on the boards, she is going to take all mom related activities in stride. Her new child has nothing on us for creating an uproar over things.

    And she must be immune to the sounds of a baby crying by now because that is what the forums are mostly.
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  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    And make sure you get the little one a toothbrush to teeth on! Start those good habits early. :)
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  • strikeback1247
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    Ra'Shtar wrote: »
    Nestor wrote: »
    One thing is for sure. With the skills she has developed putting up with us on the boards, she is going to take all mom related activities in stride. Her new child has nothing on us for creating an uproar over things.

    And she must be immune to the sounds of a baby crying by now because that is what the forums are mostly.

    We have trained her to become the ultimate mom.
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    Nestor wrote: »
    One thing is for sure. With the skills she has developed putting up with us on the boards, she is going to take all mom related activities in stride. Her new child has nothing on us for creating an uproar over things.
    You're not a parent are you? :p

    I would deal with 1000 angry dungeon dwelling MMO people over 1 crying inconsolable baby in the wee hours on no sleep.


    Good luck Gina, you'll need it.
    Edited by waterfairy on March 28, 2016 10:29PM
  • Inarre
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    But when she comes back after maternity this whining forum will feel like a piece of sweetroll :)
  • Artjuh90
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    Acrolas wrote: »
    Ha, there are no babies in Tamriel.

    Actually, they're all in Cyrodiil being used to fill siege weapons with various presents. BABIES CAUSE LAG.

    there are baby's...
    i use them to fill up my meatbag catapult... >:)
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    Artjuh90 wrote: »
    Acrolas wrote: »
    Ha, there are no babies in Tamriel.

    Actually, they're all in Cyrodiil being used to fill siege weapons with various presents. BABIES CAUSE LAG.

    there are baby's...
    i use them to fill up my meatbag catapult... >:)

    will pay crowns for a catapult filled with sweetroll eating babies wearing iron maiden "wrathchild" t shirts.
  • RAGUNAnoOne
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    runagate wrote: »
    Isn't the father going to be surprised when the baby arrives and it's a tiny mewling Khajiit?


    That's what happens when you hang out on these forums too long.

    Better than Argonian. That would just be weird...

    Didn't Kai say that it was an argonian they were expecting ;)
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    "Argonian" - @ZOS_KaiSchober

    One of the best comments ever on ESO Live when they were asking Gina if it would be a boy or girl.
  • failkiwib16_ESO
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    'O.o
    what i learned today:
    1. Gina is pregnant
    2. Meatbag Catapults are wartime abortion clinics
    3. Ginas is pregnant by an Argonian
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  • Cadbury
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    Aww. I can just imagine baby's first words :

    "Nerf"
    "L2P"
    "Lag"

    :'( They grow up so fast...
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  • Vaoh
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    Cadbury wrote: »
    Aww. I can just imagine baby's first words :

    "Nerf"
    "L2P"
    "Lag"

    :'( They grow up so fast...

    I can't even....
  • Vangy
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    ooo...

    Pregnancy is like a proxy det with a 9 month timer... When it finally goes off dat damage gonna be OP.

    1. no sleep cos babies sleep and cry whenever they want
    2. they pee on u.
    3. they puke on u
    4. they salivate on u
    5. they poop... everywhere

    If they werent so damned cute....

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