Natch Potes?

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I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.
  • Xendyn
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    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

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  • babylon
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    • Fixed some things.
    • Broke some other things.
    • Good luck!
  • Karacule_Fairystar
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    too early :D
  • magnusthorek
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    too early :D

    Lies... :D
    Edited by magnusthorek on March 21, 2016 11:59AM
    I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
    I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
    My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.
  • AzraelKrieg
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    It's that time
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  • Stump
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    Netch Poots
  • sylviermoone
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    Yay, memes!!
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  • tinythinker
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    Edited by Faunter on March 21, 2016 12:41PM
  • abuniffpreub18_ESO
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    They decided to post what this patch breaks instead of what it fixes so it could take a while.
  • Elijah_Crow
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    Bugs now come in swarms instead of individually or small groups.

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  • Efaritay
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    I will find these Natch Potes!
    "Don't tickle the Dragon if you can't take the heat"

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  • makreth
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    March 21, 2:00 GMT (March 22, 10:00PM EDT) shouldn't that be March 22?
  • wraithguknub18_ESO
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    The Patch notes where buried right here...

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  • Tomato
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    I bet they fix only fix a couple PvE quests and not the real issues like the lag / dodge roll exploit that's still in the game
  • wraithguknub18_ESO
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    OH please give us da patch notes...I dances...

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  • UrQuan
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    I've got my fingers crossed for a fix to the random dungeon queue times with a pre-formed group...
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
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    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • wraithguknub18_ESO
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    PATCH NOTES! I see them...oh wait..nvm

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  • Mr_Nobody
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    General

    - Fixed an issue where Rab'Kantaz was not giving the proper answer during the 6th stage of the quest.
    - Fixed an issue where Wayshrine west of Rawl'Kha was shining a little too bright.

    Alliance War

    - Increased the chance of charge abilities to successfully work in PvP from 19.3% to 23.3%.
    - Revised the tooltip of Wrecking Blow to correctly indicate its range of 20 meters.

    Balance

    - Dragonknight Scales will now drain Magicka on reflect also.
    - Increased the damage on Radiant Destruction by 25%.
    - Crystal Fragments are now a target based AOE projectile.
    - The Nightblade passive that gives major buffs on use will now also heal for 5k.

    I should work at zos.

    ~ @Niekas ~




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    Experienced, new, returner? Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this
  • Aquanova
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    How dare you show my picture :o
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  • wraithguknub18_ESO
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    Mr_Nobody wrote: »
    General

    - Fixed an issue where Rab'Kantaz was not giving the proper answer during the 6th stage of the quest.
    - Fixed an issue where Wayshrine west of Rawl'Kha was shining a little too bright.

    Alliance War

    - Increased the chance of charge abilities to successfully work in PvP from 19.3% to 23.3%.
    - Revised the tooltip of Wrecking Blow to correctly indicate its range of 20 meters.

    Balance

    - Dragonknight Scales will now drain Magicka on reflect also.
    - Increased the damage on Radiant Destruction by 25%.
    - Crystal Fragments are now a target based AOE projectile.
    - The Nightblade passive that gives major buffs on use will now also heal for 5k.

    I should work at zos.

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  • SantieClaws
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    Fixed the nudity issue affecting players and NPCs. Also fixed all the pink monsters.

    Now only daedra are nude and all the monsters are a fetching shade of royal blue instead.
    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
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    Mr_Nobody wrote: »
    Alliance War

    - Increased the chance of charge abilities to successfully work in PvP from 19.3% to 23.3%. Please note that Templars charge only increased 1% to 20.3%.

    My addition in bold. :D
    Edited by danno8 on March 21, 2016 1:31PM
  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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  • Karacule_Fairystar
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    btw how's your upcoming baby!!! please have some small talk about it on the next ESO LIVE PLEASE PLEASE ehehehe :blush::smiley:
    Edited by Karacule_Fairystar on March 21, 2016 1:37PM
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